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Laughed a little to hard about this because my brain made it out to be squidwards voice
reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious
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The Blade of Frontiers (with a sturgeon spiky tail)
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may the pika be with you

Goodluck Pikachu
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SHADOW MILK COOKIE INVADES YOUR TUMBLR
RB to infect other blogs with shadow milk cookie
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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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de long for my own dumbass’s sake
the suffering never ends
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no one other than the hateful is unwelcome
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Transgender people
Homosexual people
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Genderfluid people
Asexual people
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Autosexual people
Demisexual people
Bigender people
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Polysexual people
Straight people
Cisgender people
Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community
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I’ve grown a large habit of walking on the palms of my feet and to sum it up I look like a stuck figure while running, my family has grown used to my weirdness










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ok but they have a point
I have the most important question that no one seems to be asking about hipswitch. If hipswitch can get pregnant, does that mean he goes through miosis? And if he does, and he’s the one to get pregnant, than he must have some form of a robot period right? Even more so, when he gets the “mod” everyone loves talking about, does he automatically start a robot period? Oh even better question; TO WHERE WOULD HE BIRTH IT?! I need a biological blue print of this homosexual southern robot. But let’s assume, to make this easy, he has a uterus or I’ll have a stroke figuring him out.
To have a baby he needs to have sex cells or gametes, we can assume that those power-cells would be what glucose is to us for cellular respiration, but to have a baby…he’d have to be able to go through miosis quickly. He’d also need to have the same amount of chromosomes as the father which would make him the same species as the father. (Making a whole other question if he can change the amount of chromosomes he has and how)
My conclusion: if hipswitch got a mod to make him pregnant, he would IMMEDIATELY start an ovulation cycle, and it’d be hella intense. In fact, because it’s a temporary mod, he would be stuck in a menstrual cycle for maybe months, so he’d have to go through A CRAP TON of power-cells. Like eating an actual gallon of sugar a day is what it’d be equivalent to us. Because of the hormones that females have his voice would get much higher pitch, his muscle massive on his arms would decrease, and he would have an above average amount of mood changes with this mod. So, with that knowledge, he’d never EVER willingly decide to get pregnant and have that mod. Neither would I 😭
Anyways thank you gba for letting me use fancy words in biology to try to understand your characters. Will I ever understand hipswitch? Absolutely NOT. However I can try.
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is it weird that this sum’s up how I felt this morning?
I feel so- bad fuzzy today
Its weird and yucky
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And it has chosen to stare back
who's he looking at?
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Hello, 🌸
I hope my message finds you well
I'm Momen Al Madhoun / Digital Artist / From Gaza 🇵🇸
I need your help to amplify my voice by sharing my artwork
"The work is about my beloved wife's suffering during a year of genocide" 🕊️
Please reblog my post and donate if you can 🙏🏻
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Do you have any holiday traditions I'm trying to see if I can add new holiday traditions to my roster and If you don't celebrate the holidays do you have any gacha character with holiday lore or significance
well something we do is binge a bunch of old Christmas like the fantasia movies or house of mouse with those big tins of 3 kinds of popcorn
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Do you also take just gacha character commissions alone or do you just commissions for stories
if it’s put into a request I can also do characters designs yes
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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺
Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.
So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.
Please Donate now:👇
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