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Me: "If I was writing a sequel to the 2013 animated film "Turbo" I would include a cameo character for Eminem who is a snail named "Slime Shady""
My Guardian Angel: [smiles and adds another thread that connects me directly to god]
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the first ever pride flag (1978) versus the TMP movie poster (1979)
happy pride month!
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The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.
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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book
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everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*
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Happy Holidays! 🎉
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I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.
Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.
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I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️⚧️
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