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I become consumed with jealousy every time I look at mudlarking instagram pages.

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

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Looks awesome

Inktober Day 30 - Violin

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“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

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He looks like he's ready to sniff out my secrets

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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Amazing work

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Hey, I need some help from the overqualified side of Tumblr, more specifically the mycologists. We all know cordyseps, the really famous zombie one. I vaguely remember a fact where one type of microorganism/fungus activately hunts the former fungus, and some ants rub the hunter on themselves. Is this true, and if so, what is its name?

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I FOUND A COOL STICK IN THE GREEN WASTE HEEHHEH WHITTLE TIME

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I love my science fiction teacher's illustration of call me joe!

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so someone made a ring of invisibility but it makes your farts 100X louder... long story short i found out the average human fart is 80 decibels which multiplied by 100 is 8000 decibels. Krakatoa in 1883 created the loudest sound ever reported at 180 dB. It was so loud it was heard 3,000 miles away. That means that this fart is 44 times stronger than Krakatoa with the OMEGA FART being heard from 132000 miles away.... earths equatorial radius is 3963.105 miles making it rap around the world 33 times not considering when the shock wave hit itself. This monstrosity would rip earths atmosphere from the planet. I don't know what to do with this accursed knowledge and yes i know that i have to much time on my hands.

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Thank you to whoever protected this little cactus you have restored my faith in humanity.

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How many of you know btdem

Beneath the Dragoneye Moons is plainly my favorite series of all time and I'm a tad curious if anyone on this site cares about it outside of @randombookquotes

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yes smug snat

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So my sibling challenged me to think of the worst food possible

Came up with the following: a scotch egg using eel meat and rye breading on a quail egg with a sauce made of vegimite heated and thinned with worcestershire sauce.... they instictivly punched me before i could add on more.

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oh and their liver would probably pop like a balloon

There is apparently an argument in the DND community about whether the spell 'Heat Metal' can be used on bones.

But, hear me out, blood contains Iron.