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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

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like salmon, i briefly return to Nuclear Throne, once more.

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i grew up in a small rural town where there was one dentist, which i went to from around age 5 whenever my parents had the right insurance/money/time to get me there. anyway when i'm like 20 or so i started having minor issues with my wisdom teeth coming in, but not so severe that this place can't extract them.

so i go in for that and i'm sitting there in the chair and the assistant comes in looking at some paperwork and says "so you've been coming here for a while right?" and i am like "oh yeah since i was a little kid" and she replies "yeah, i thought so, there's one note on your file and it's 'patient likes dinosaurs and bugs'"

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Do slugs count as bugs? A lot of gift shops in Northern California sell banana slug plushies!

scientifically they aren't insects, but i consider them such on this blog. these are the sweetest little blobs i've ever seen!!

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I made this comic in very early covid lockdown

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it's not easy being green

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i'll buy the penis and popcorn

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Some sounds you probably haven’t heard in awhile!

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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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Go my scarab

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rocks are better than work

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another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading