Kaz: I've only had Wylan for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Jesper: Um Jared can you read number twenty-three for the class?
Wylan: No I cannot. Whaddup I'm Wylan I'm sixteen and I never fucking learned how to read.
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*Inej when fighting the nichevo'ya*
Inej: Don't fuck with me, I've got the power of god and anime on my side!!! YAHHHHHH
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*Wylan @ Kaz*
Wylan: You're my daaaad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!
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*Wylan holding Milo the goat*
Jesper: I want to see my little boy
Wylan: Here he comes
Jesper: I want to see my little boy
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Kaz: Hey everybody, today Pekka Rollins pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.
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Nina: I brought you frankincense.
Pekka Rollins: Thank you.
Kaz: I brought you myrrh
Pekka Rollins: Thank you.
Kaz: murDER!
Pekka Rollins: *gasp* Kaz!
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Nina: Kaz has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Inej-
*Matthias raises hand*
Matthias: Wait why does Kaz have so many soaps?!?
Kaz]: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, MATTHIAS!!!
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*Jesper hiding around the corner, waiting to scare Nina*
Jesper: 👹EEEYAHHH👹
Nina: AHHH! Stappp! I could've dropped my croissant!
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*Nina recording on her phone*
Nina: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called fr e sh a- fr e sh a VOCA DO! FR E SH A VO-
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