goblinguistics

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tumblr is social media for people who don't exist

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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so i had some bananas lying around & thought well ok have to make banana bread out of them, but wasnt that excited about it THEN i did make banana bread & im like HELL YEAH dude BANANA BREAD? at HOME dude? HELL YEAH!

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i'm on the verge of a scientific discovery

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crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

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stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

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this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

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I think some of you are not being genuine about your sexual perversions

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Meep morp. If you even care.

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Fuck it. Today i'm getting over my mental health issues

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator