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what the hell is going on

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I am off camping from today till the 21st! See you all then. :}

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

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People be like why are goblin girls all sexy and goblin boys are ugly creatures? And they're right, we need hot goblin boys.

This is Derva, the Redcap.

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Day 1 of GOBLIN WEEK:

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on it boss

yeah word just came down from corporate, we've gotta make more transgender women asap. load up the estrogenizer and add a new step to the vaccines that give you gay autism.

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olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

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Goblinkind artillery witch

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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you know i think im getting a skewed understanding on what death note is about

Light answers a tough question

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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pacman woman go wakawakawaka

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Dude… give me the bottle (or when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse) �� The second art is new and is featuring Mari on her day off (hence no rhyming, but she wouldn’t say no to a treat) — There are more doodles and sketches in my reblogged post, look at them here — I found out about Mari Lwyd several years ago - and I fell in love with the concept. Here are some of my Lwyd arts I drew during all this time My most popular art with her is here

P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs

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can I come over and look at you like this