my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today
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just saw a naked dude on my dash goodbye to me scrolling at school
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GIN VERSION OF MY LAST POST
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Care to give us new Twitter People the embodiment of how to engage in the community here with a singular quote?
Kill
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I love that picture documenting a rat’s growth I look at it biweekly and giggle to myself
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Leave the phone on and put it in my ass
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Every day since I got payed I'm tempted to use Tumblr Blaze to send mpreg Sonic to random people
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People getting banned from Twitter and scrambling here feels exactly like that Parks and Rec episode where Eagleton merged with Pawnee for financial problems and it was just
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Big fans of raccoon memes
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I love that musk is groveling asking people to pay for their blue checkmarks while tumblr's fundraising solution was to sell a tiny shitting horse, shoe laces, forced post visibility, and crab rain
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