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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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soul sona thing from the twitter
mines a little mouse guy
#deltarune#kris deltarune#soulsona#cool stuff#ohhh this makes me wanna turn my soulsona into a puppy
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"Hey check out my Deltarune Soulsona "-
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ʚ buff fluttershy ɞ because i'm here to deliver what you didn't thought you needed before 🐇💌
#WAS THAT THE SWOLE OF 87#cool stuff#my little pony#mlp#fluttershy#applejack#rainbow dash#fnaf#technically
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.
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with love. you have to fact check shit. yes you. you still have to fact check shit. a lot of people are great at fact checking stuff they don’t want to be true, but somehow are still absolute ass at fact checking stuff that’s rhetorically convenient to them. even people my age, who I KNOW grew up doing internet/bibliography literacy workshops, and being warned not to believe anything that isn’t reliably sourced, people who DO harp on fact checking conservative output or whatever, are still kneejerk sharing unsourced shit that is partially or wholly untrue or misleading, because it suits whatever narrative they’re pursuing in that moment, without even a “take this with a grain of salt”. fact check!!!!!! look at the sources!!!!! yes it’s a drag!!! do it!!!!!
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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something
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the very normal host and crew of a public access tv station
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 3 spoilers#TENNA MY BELOVED HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME#the little antenna sticking out.... i love you old man let's watch cartoons together#tenna deltarune#elnina#lanino#spamton#cool stuff
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horsey :)
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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)
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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.
#the funny#things to read out loud#fnaf#we needed a horror game for distressed middle schoolers to latch onto and by god. fnaf delivered#i was fighting for my LIFE playing fnaf2 on my phone during theatre practice in 8th grade
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this was just the first drawing but then i got a scene in my brain that i had to draw.
a little break for lil Kris is all
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#ohhhhh this makes me SICK!!!! /pos#this makes all the times that ralsei asks us if we wanna check in on susie that much more heartbreaking#like yes he wants us to check on her. that's obvious. but he also wants to give kris a break!! he knows the soul is running them ragged!#gritting my teeth and clawing at the walls#cool stuff
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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”
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