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What is dat *aggressively scuttles*
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I was promised a vessel and got thrown into a teenager who has their own shit to work through that is not being helped by this situation, and if I ever give up then the world is covered in darkness.
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the little warning label on my medicine bottle that says "SWALLOW WHOLE. DO NOT CHEW OR CRUSH" would make pretty good vore merch. maybe i should cater to my furry followers more
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really great secret boss. no notes
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MAKE ME THE [happiest man in the world!] AND [Die]
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Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?
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MEET [THE BIG SHOT], @snapscube
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back on my goner vessel bs
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LIGHTS ON 💡 LIGHTS OFF 🔌
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jigsaw falling into place
w359 spoilers
thinking about si-5 (i have a vers without the puzzle pieces but idk)
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tempted to start posting about politics and history like I'm a US american honestly. not even a mention of the fact that I'm talking about a specific country. wild sweeping accusations towards people who don't know what I'm talking about. stating things like they're the absolute and single truth when they only apply to my country and basically nowhere else. etc. but I'm brave so I won't
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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