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hi 👋👋👋

Daniel Ricciardo | British F3 2009

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poor grace ricciardo survived twenty years of white knuckling her way through watching her son race open cockpit cars for a living, only to have him take up the safe and calm hobby of dirt bike riding post-retirement and end himself up in hospital with a broken collarbone ... 🙃😭

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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked oscar piastri and he didn't respond. because Piastri is a driver who does not seem interested in the media aspect. He doesn't have the style and elegance of Hamilton. He doesn't have the natural inclination for showbiz like Ricciardo. He doesn't have a lord-like aura like Russell. He's not a bully like Verstappen. He's not a Baby Faced Assassin like Antonelli. He doesn't have the beauty of a straight-A student like Leclerc. He doesn't have any of that. If it weren't for his neck, swollen from exercises to resist the force of gravity, he wouldn't even look like an F1 driver.

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puts your f1 driver in the disney machine

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canon event for everyone getting into f1 is learning danny rics story and never recovering from the pain of it all

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charles: "do you like this new camera angle? (reading chat comments) 'you look gorgeous', 'yes, you are beautiful even in profile'; [laughs] the question isn't if i'm looking good or not. do you like it, or you don't see enough, or...?"

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kind of hilarious the way that daniel so much as breathes and f1 media write seventy stories about it. meanwhile at least half the current drivers don't get anywhere near as much media attention and other reserve drivers trying to get back on to the grid don't get half the coverage despite actively courting it. forever and always the main character and the life and soul of the sport 🫡

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Cuddles from daddy, winter testing Jerez 2009

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"mclaren having d*nald t**mp as a guest and the comments made by Zak and L*ndo didn't mean anything its not that deep"

Yeah. Thats why the US department of homeland security (ICE), has made and posted an image of pato o'ward's (who is mexican and was born in mexico) number 5 car painted in an ICE livery, to advertise their new Indiana "detention centre" they've named "Speedway Slammer"

Don't try and tell me that's a coincidence either because ill just block you I'm not arguing with people who have no brain

image under the cut

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"Daniel Ricciardo-esque-"

"He is going to Daniel Ricciardo it-"

"Daniel Ricciardo, winner of the grand prix here in 2014-"

Always the main character.

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jolyon palmer: "ricciardoesque ... and he is going to daniel ricciardo it up the inside of charles leclerc."

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