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Hey guys I figured out how my school bullies knew I was weird

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What Americans know as "Danish pastries" is actually something called a 'spandaur' and it only represents a fraction of the pastries integral to Danish life. Here's a few more commonly available pastries:

Spandauer - Kanelsnegl - Fastelavnsbolle

Napoleonshat - Tebirkes - Brunsviger

Hindbærsnitte - Kransekage - Medalje

Kajkage - Gåsebryst - Kartoffelkage

Linse - Træstamme - Wienerstang

Kanelstang - Frøsnapper - Studenterbrød

Kokostop - Chokoladetrekant - Kaffebrød

Makronsnitte - Nøddesnitte Smørstang

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one of those last posts i reblogged made me realize something so i wanted to put it to a poll:

this is to say, instead of getting sent to the principal's office for misbehavior, you'd get sent to them instead. and/or, they go wandering around the school looking for kids acting up/causing trouble and "resolve" it (humiliate them in front of the class so they won't do it again)

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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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being an adult and trying to be "responsible with my money" is so hard like literally what corners am I supposed to be cutting on this budget. what am I supposed to stop spending money on. my anxiety meds? food for my cats? impulsive takeout orders? spotify premium? patreon artists who draw huge throbbing monster dicks? all of these are completely necessary to maintain my quality of life.

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Favorite Quotes/Lines To Quote: The Lost Boys (1987)

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now THAT'S what i like to hear