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Is this anything?
"who could ever love a beast?" / "thrill me chill me fulfill me, creature of the night"
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Do you believe there's a part of yourself that you don't show anybody? During a session, when I'm inside, I get to see those things. I feel them. THE CELL (2000) dir. Tarsem Singh cinematography by Paul Laufer
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Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,
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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers Released: May 7, 1999 | Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin J. O'Connor, Jonathan Hyde, Oded Fehr | Cinematographer: Adrian Biddle | Music by: Jerry Goldsmith
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Yoooooooo
So the government just defunded PBS and NPR which is fucked. That being said, the public can cover the damage if we orginize and donate.
Only about $1.60 of tax dollars per US citizen per year are spent on the public broadcasting budget. NPR and PBS offer beong able to make small monthly donations, some being 7$ per month or lower if you want.
If you want to donate 1.60$ per month to your local station, you can multiply how much funding they get from you by 12. If you do their monthly donation of $7 per month, your donation can equal the tax dollars of 54 people spent on public broadcasting per year.
If you want to donate to your local station, look them up by your town here to make sure your local stations get helped specifically:
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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
#imagine going back in time to kill hitler and then spending the 1930's playing whack-a-mole keeping anyone else from heading up the nazis#i mean worth it#but still you'd be keeping busy
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We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.
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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."
This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.
I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.
And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.
Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.
#omg#lex luthor literally cannot comprehend having all that power and then choosing to just be some regular guy#amazing#superman#superman 2025
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Cassandra Peterson as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Movie Macabre | Episode #110
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now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺
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Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"
*Go back 15 seconds*
#me listening to too many tabs#formerly pearlmania 500#the only podcast i can listen to without completely zoning out and missing everything
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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me
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