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Big fan of when rpf isn’t rpf because it’s real

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Felt inspired by the new phupload

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haaaate giving them the satisfaction of eating up the domestic crumbs as hard as i do. embarrassing. give me more

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UM MMMMMM. HELLO.

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“There’s lots of people here we’d spend one night with”

Oh I’m sure

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"how open is the door gonna be" idk about as open as it was when uma thurman watched you have sex in 2009.

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“We are on the same spectrum”

I mean… I wasn’t going to say it but…

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“We’re playing with each other on camera”

PLEASE JUST PLAY THE GAME

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omg you dont ship phan?? should we throw a party? should we invite pre-hiatus dan and phil???

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What is the greatest Freudian slip of all time and why is it “full time internet homo”?

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I can’t believe they actually called it “Dan vs Phil: Mario kart world” and not like “gays can’t drive” “Italians riding dolphins?” “Dan and Phil try grinding” “Mario: the floor is lava edition” they’re definitely on the monetization naughty list lately lmao

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said fondly

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It’s ant howell we need to get off the leaf

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The phan twitter 6 video is so funny because tell me why Dan was barely offended at everyone choosing to shit on his bed and just barely not kill him. But then Phil got lightly mocked for struggling with the dance and he had to physically get out of his chair to defend Phil’s honor

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this is still his best tweet though by far

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