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*then they’d hear you too.
*having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels
* M-MUFFIN OH MY GOD!!
* WHAT IF THE CHILDREN HEARD YOU??
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*i... uhh... there’s more to it than that.
*that’s not just any old ring...
*i... well i... i’m pastative, that you’re the person i want to spend my life with and...
*will you cheese marry me?

* ???
* THIS IS SO CUTE!!
* I’LL CHERISH IT DEARLY!
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*words cannot espresso how much you mean to me!!
* AND I LOVE YOU A SKELE-TON
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*you know, blue... i may not be a photographer...
*but i can picture us always being together.
Pun game is too strong
* OF COURSE I WILL!
* IT’S SO S-SAUCE-BVIOUS
Currently just scared he’s messing up
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*hey blueberry...
*will you mac and please be mine?
* OH YEAH WELL–
* I ACCEPT YOUR LITTLE CHALLENGE! EVEN THOUGH THIS IS TOTALLY BAD!!
* I MEAN THEY’RE SO CHEESY!
* YOU CAN’T MAC THE LOVE I HAVE FOR YOU!
* GIVE UP NOW! YOU CAN’T GET PASTA ME, MUFFIN!
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*hey there, you know i love you a latte, right?
* MUFFIIIIN!!!
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*and you’re berry cute, blue!
* AWWWW!!
Oh gosh now he’s just a mushy mess at the moment.
* THAT WAS SO PRECIOUS, MUFFIN~ ♥
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*oh my god you’re the cutest!! how about this, and, for you, it’s not even a pun!
*roses are red
*violets are blue
*i have ‘i’ ‘l’ ‘o’ ‘v’ ‘e’
*can i have ‘u’
* KETCHUP IS RED
* ECHO FLOWERS ARE BLUE
* YOU’RE MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDS
* I HOPE I’VE MET ALL OF YOURS TOO
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*of course i think you’re adorable, i mean, look at you.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ A small hand motion up and down Blueberry’s body. This was their second date, and Sans had already seen all of it. He literally looked cute all the time, in and out of his outfit. But something about that cute blue little scarf around his neck just made him smile. Honestly, he was grateful it looked more like a bandana than a scarf, because the last thing he wanted was to date someone that completely reminded him of Papyrus. That’d be weird... and a little gross. But the way Blueberry pulled it off just made him, really happy. It looked really nice with his physique and went perfectly with his bubbly personality.
*so uhh– i was thinking we’d do dinner, and maybe dance a little after? mettaton normally plays some pretty laid back slow music around this time for couples to dance to before the show starts. luckily, i have tonight off.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Suddenly, Sans was smiling like an absolute idiot. He knew this question was going to come up, and he got to say one of his favourite things now. This wasn’t something he got to say often. He didn’t have any friends, and Papyrus always insisted that walking the distance was better, but he extended his hand just a little towards his partner, and with a big, goofy grin said;
*take my hand, blueberry, i know a shortcut.
-Knock knock-
A visitor? With a small hop, he rushed on over to the door. Since he was too short, he couldn’t exactly take a peek outside.
* WHO IS IT??
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Small skeleton hands moved up, fiddling with the vest and the bow-tie nervously. He had never been dressed up before, for any reason. It was always black shorts, pink slippers, blue sweater, and sometimes a white turtle neck. But he tried his best to look good for his possible significant other. Even if it meant wearing pants, and real shoes, and an oxford with a vest... and, really, anything that wasn’t his regular attire.
*sorry i didn’t call you, i’m actually a giant chicken when it comes to dating.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ The moment Blueberry opened the door, Sans looked off to the side a bit, he was blushing like crazy, his cheeks a very intense blue. He felt a little bit ridiculous now, seeing Blueberry dressed so casually. Granted, though, Sans didn’t actually plan a date. He just made a reservation and just kind of... showed up. Muffin though, huh? That was his nickname. Sans finally looked back, blushing hard;
*m-muffin? i-i’m muffin? o-oh man i’ve never had a nickname before... it’s really cute, thanks blueberry.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ He couldn’t help but crack a small smile. He almost forgot how cute his little Blueberry was. He shuffled, shifting to the other foot nervously. He didn’t want to mess this up. He wasn’t sure what to say to Blueberry’s question. Should he change? As much as the MTT resort was a pretty high end place, Blueberry looked cute all the time.
*i think you look adorable as is, but if you had something in mind, or if you really want to, feel free.
-Knock knock-
A visitor? With a small hop, he rushed on over to the door. Since he was too short, he couldn’t exactly take a peek outside.
* WHO IS IT??
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ There stood the short skeleton, dressed up in were now his only dress clothes. He had gone out with Papyrus a few days prior to pick something out, so he could look his best for his possible boyfriend. He felt like a huge nerd, and an even bigger dork, and on top of it all, he wasn’t even convinced he looked good, but he’d stay or bail depending on how Blueberry reacted;
*hey there blueberry. it’s… been about two weeks since our last date and i thought maybe we could uhh… g-go out for dinner? i made reservations at a place in my underground and…
-Knock knock-
A visitor? With a small hop, he rushed on over to the door. Since he was too short, he couldn’t exactly take a peek outside.
* WHO IS IT??
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Sans tiredly lifted a hand, using blue magic to grab a blanket up from the tall bed. He used his magic to unfold it and gently drape it over both of them. He was fully prepared to just lay there and cuddle now, and that honestly sounded really good to him right now. Once they were both covered, he pulled Blueberry down, spoiling Blueberry with soft, tender kisses.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ When Blueberry said those special words, Sans’ face flushed a bright blue. The only other person he had ever heard an ‘I love you’ from was his brother, and Sans normally followed that up with a pun, which only made Papyrus angry. In this situation, however, he could only smile softly. He was touched, overjoyed, and responded gratefully;
*i-- i never thought i’d hear someone say that. ah man, i-- i love you too, blueberry
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Once Blueberry started calling out Sans’ name, Sans definitely didn’t last long. Within a few moments he tensed up, gasping loudly and crying out lustfully as he rode out his orgasm hard, spattering his partners lower spine and pelvic bone with a pink, pearlescent, sparkling substance, and after a moment his hand began tightening around Blueberry’s spinal cord. After a few moments, and feeling the other lose it shortly behind him, his grip loosened and his arm fell tiredly to his side.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ His eyes drifted to his partner, his face was lit a rather bright blue, and his eye finally died down back to it’s normal white. He couldn’t help but crack a warm smile, moving tired hands up a little to embrace Blueberry affectionately. And, with a small nuzzle to his lovely partners cheek, he quietly said;
*we should… do that… again sometime, blueberry.
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ His free hand finally moved, rubbing the top of Blueberry’s pelvic bone quickly. Hearing him call Sans’ name like... like that, brought him way closer to his end than he thought it would. His moaning picked up in intensity and pitch, loudly calling his partners name without restraint.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ One thing he never thought he’d actually be into was biting, but there it was, only adding to his pleasure with each bite along the edges of his collar bone. Sans could feel he wasn’t going to last much longer, and had much less self-restraint than his partner. His eyes shut tightly, his moaning becoming hitched with each shaky breath he took. He was barely able to speak in his heightened state;
*blue--ahh~ blueberry i-- i’m almost--~ ahh~~ i’m really close~!!
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ Within a moment his hand quickened its pace, falling into a rhythm he was content with. His hands were shaking, but he was working as hard as his mind would let him to try and please his partner. He wasn’t entirely confident that what he was doing was right, but if the noises Blueberry was making any tell, he was doing alright at the moment.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ The pace quickening naturally took its toll on Sans, and his pitch shifting up again, coming out needy and desperate. Oh god he couldn’t believe something could feel this good, he couldn’t believe he got to feel something as amazing as this. He tried to rock his hips, even a little bit with the other holding him down, trying to get a bit more intensity out of each thrust.
*a-ahh~ blueberry~~! ahhh--~~!!!
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ After a moment, Sans’ back arches to the touch, trying to get more out of each kiss Blueberry was giving him. Once his tongue made contact with Sans’ collar bone, he cried out loudly. Each little lap to his collar bone had him moaning, again and again, calling out Blueberry’s name, his eyes half shut and his entire body emitting hearts.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ He couldn’t even move his hips, his pelvis was being held in place, all he could do was moan. His fingers tried to dig into floor, and when they weren’t able to, they moved up, one firmly attaching itself to the middle of Blueberry’s spine, trembling and shaking as he started gently pumping his hand, and the other locked behind Blueberry’s head to try to encourage him to lick along his collar bone more.
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ He smiled a bit into the kiss, moaning softly, and rocking his hips against Blueberry’s hand, to get that little extra friction against his bone. His body was trembling, his eyes were shut softly. He finally felt like he was actually ready for this.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ His eyes met with Blueberry’s once he was on the ground. This was really, really going to happen. And despite the fact Blueberry did look like him and Sans really hated his own looks, Sans still found him gorgeous and perfect. And the way he licked his lips had him shudder.
ᒥ ~♥~ ᒧ When he felt that bone rub up against his tail bone he gasped, a rather lewd moan escaping his mouth and two hands snaking their way around Blueberry’s hips. He tried to urge the other to do that again, because that felt amazing;
*o-oh god, blueberry-- do that again, do that again--~
* YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF THING?! THAT SOUNDS SO WEIRD--IS THAT KIND OF THING EVEN REAL?
*it’s really not as weird as you think, little buddy. you should try it sometime, you might like it.
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