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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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Reblogged one more time because you can NOT forget the One True Butler

You can throw as many hot demon butlers at me as you want, but I will ALWAYS choose Mr. Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth over them. He trumps every single one of the men in this post and I will never change my mind.

Sebastian is raising Ciel to die. Alfred raised Bruce to live.

WHY ARE BUTLERS HOT?

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THIS HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH LIFE

this thing is so silly

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The 2022 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (2022)

Source: @MacysParade

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who wants to go in the gender-transing room with me

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this makes me want to throw up and cry and scream and punch a wall

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Types Of Writer’s Block (And How To Fix Them)

1. High inspiration, low motivation. You have so many ideas to write, but you just don’t have the motivation to actually get them down, and even if you can make yourself start writing it you’ll often find yourself getting distracted or disengaged in favour of imagining everything playing out

Try just bullet pointing the ideas you have instead of writing them properly, especially if you won’t remember it afterwards if you don’t. At least you’ll have the ideas ready to use when you have the motivation later on

2. Low inspiration, high motivation. You’re all prepared, you’re so pumped to write, you open your document aaaaand… three hours later, that cursor is still blinking at the top of a blank page

RIP pantsers but this is where plotting wins out; refer back to your plans and figure out where to go from here. You can also use your bullet points from the last point if this is applicable

3. No inspiration, no motivation. You don’t have any ideas, you don’t feel like writing, all in all everything is just sucky when you think about it

Make a deal with yourself; usually when I’m feeling this way I can tell myself “Okay, just write anyway for ten minutes and after that, if you really want to stop, you can stop” and then once my ten minutes is up I’ve often found my flow. Just remember that, if you still don’t want to keep writing after your ten minutes is up, don’t keep writing anyway and break your deal - it’ll be harder to make deals with yourself in future if your brain knows you don’t honour them

4. Can’t bridge the gap. When you’re stuck on this one sentence/paragraph that you just don’t know how to progress through. Until you figure it out, productivity has slowed to a halt

Mark it up, bullet point what you want to happen here, then move on. A lot of people don’t know how to keep writing after skipping a part because they don’t know exactly what happened to lead up to this moment - but you have a general idea just like you do for everything else you’re writing, and that’s enough. Just keep it generic and know you can go back to edit later, at the same time as when you’re filling in the blank. It’ll give editing you a clear purpose, if nothing else

5. Perfectionism and self-doubt. You don’t think your writing is perfect first time, so you struggle to accept that it’s anything better than a total failure. Whether or not you’re aware of the fact that this is an unrealistic standard makes no difference

Perfection is stagnant. If you write the perfect story, which would require you to turn a good story into something objective rather than subjective, then after that you’d never write again, because nothing will ever meet that standard again. That or you would only ever write the same kind of stories over and over, never growing or developing as a writer. If you’re looking back on your writing and saying “This is so bad, I hate it”, that’s generally a good thing; it means you’ve grown and improved. Maybe your current writing isn’t bad, if just matched your skill level at the time, and since then you’re able to maintain a higher standard since you’ve learned more about your craft as time went on

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Where do I find this issue? I know it's Batman Beyond Universe, but it doesn't seem to have been released on any platforms or paper comics for a...for a while, actually.

Hey look folks, more Klarion the Warlock pics. Shame there’s not more. The guy really doesn’t pop up much compared to the others magic users, despite the fact he helps play an integral part.

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And now back to your regularly scheduled sunlight

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Desperate.

Rating: EXPLICIT (18+ only)

Summary: What happens after Vash almost loses you. Pairing: Vash the Stampede x Reader Word Count: .8k CW: smut, pwp, slightly rough sex, penetrative sex, angst, crying AN: wrote most of this while I was at work ehehe so it's not really proofread

Desperate!Vash, whose heart sinks deep into the pit of his stomach whenever you get hurt or put yourself in the line of danger. A bullet flying past your head, barely missing your temple. He sees it coming, his sharp eyes watching its trajectory, yet he's not fast enough, he's not strong enough, and the only reason you're still alive is by sheer dumb luck. A little to the left, a little higher, and it would have been over, the flame of you permanently extinguished, his heart hammering away in his chest at the realization that he almost just watched you die. His hold on you is always a bit tighter after these moments, clinging to you and keeping you in his line of sight at all times. You won't get hurt. Not again. Whatever it takes, he'll keep you safe. 

Desperate!Vash, who pushes you against the nearest surface as soon as the door to your shared room is closed, pulling you closer and away from prying eyes, taking your mouth in a feverish kiss that threatens to crash your teeth together every time your lips meet. His strong body presses your back into the wooden door, caging you against him. You're exactly where he wants you, exactly where he can see you. Wrapped up in his arms, encased between the door and his broken body, you're safe. 

Desperate!Vash, who lifts you by your hips, grabbing your legs and wrapping them around his tapered waist. He presses your back against the closest wall, his hands pulling at you– at your clothes, at your hair, at your hips– needing you closer. However close, it's not close enough. He can't be asked to take it slow, not right now, as he hurriedly unbuttons your pants and pulls them down to your knees. He tears your underwear off, leaving it to dangle loosely between the two of you before he's already shoving two long and dexterous fingers inside you. It's quick, sloppy, his fingers pumping harshly into that sweet spot inside you that has your body quaking until his hand is dripping in your arousal.

Desperate!Vash, who fumbles with his own pants, shaky hands making him struggle with his belt and zipper. He can't get them off fast enough. Just like your own pants, he doesn't bother himself with taking them off completely. He pushes them down just far enough to free himself, his cock springing from the confines of his boxers, groaning as he feels himself throbbing in the cold air.

His hands grip you, calloused palms spreading your delicate flesh as he presses the tip of himself to your entrance, a brief warning before pushing forward and completely sheathing himself in you with one sharp roll of his hips, pulling the breath from your lungs. He hisses through gritted teeth, your body barely prepped enough to accommodate the sheer girth of him. He stifles your cries of pain and pleasure with his lips, swallowing your sounds before pulling back and leaning against the side of your head. He brokenly whispers his sweet apologies, heartbreakingly chanting “I’m sorry” over and over again like a hopeless prayer as he begins swaying his hips and slamming you down onto his cock with a frenzied, almost angry rhythm that has your nails digging into the fabric of his crimson jacket.

Desperate!Vash, who knows he's not giving you the tenderness you deserve, and the guilt is enough to eat him whole, yet he can't stop. His body feels like it's burning, crumbling under the weight of knowing that he almost lost you, overwhelming his better judgment. He needs to remind himself– you're with him, you're here, you're safe, you're alive. His actions are primal, his body moving on pure instinct, the pain and guilt he keeps buried deep bubbling up. He shoves the bottom of his shirt into his mouth, teeth clenching into the fabric, holding it up to make sure nothing gets in the way of the frenetic rhythm of his cock sinking into you, and giving you a tantalizing view of the quick undulations of his lower half.

Desperate!Vash, who lets his head fall to your shoulder when he cums, sobbing into the divot of your collarbone, whimpering his apologies and praises, how much he loves you, how much he needs you. He can't live without you, and yet he'll be the reason he loses you. The crushing weight of reality floods him to the core, crippling his body with fear and grief. His arms tighten their hold on you, wishing that he didn't ever have to let you go, that another day didn't have to come so that he could never have to risk losing you.

Desperate!Vash, who only knows what his life was before you, what it is with you, and he prays to a God he doesn't believe in every time he's faced with the reality that one day, should he be cursed to live so long, there will be a time after you.

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gentlemen,,, you're supposed to scare me,,,,

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I couldn't care less abt the discourse I've seen around who the hottest slasher is. it's candyman. stop fighting.

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I think people always relate to vash for such profound and beautiful reasons. but this clip? literally me when I can’t have my little snack

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STOP KOSA

DO ANYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO STOP KOSA! It will destroy the internet as we know it and if it gets passed it will show that the constitution means essentially nothing to the lawmakers because it violates the very first amendment. It's targeting lgbtq+ spaces, fandoms in general, reproductive education, and news about the world that doesn't align with this bill makers "values". *COUGH COUGH PALESTINE COUGH COUGH*

Oh and how could I forget, they're going to attempt to take your ID to try to prevent minors from going on the internet in the first place and if they do have their legal name attached to everything they're doing (this part I am more unsure about I'd like to learn a little bit more about that part). That will not help children in the slightest.

I'm someone who quite enjoys fandom and is an ally of lgbtq+, (and also reproductive education is so limited anyway, they teach you limited if any information at school so the internet is one of people's only option besides a select few books which, oh yeah, they're trying to get banned.) so, this bill terrifies me.

Don't panic too badly, if we continue to fight we can stop this bill.

We cannot afford to give up on this battle!

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headcanons of alucard with an o/es who works in hellsing as a sniper who looks like his deceased wife in those days where he was alive and was an earl?

Uhhh, I hate to disappoint you, anon, but I’m neither active in the Hellsing fandom atm nor am I exactly reader insert blog. I can however plug some people who are both of these things!

My buddy @thirstyforlulu is pretty active right now so I’m sure she’d have some ideas about this lol. @alucardownsmyass and @michi-tala aren’t active right now, but they both have some pretty great content and I encourage you to check them out!

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I feel absolutely sick in the stomach.

I've made so many friends on this platform, I don't want to lose everything.

I'm scared. All my friends that I never got a chance to know well, they may be all thrown away.

Please sign all anti-KOSA petitions. We need to stop this.

Reblogs will be very highly appreciated.

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Julius Ceaser summarized for the Ides of March. I watched this in high school and it’s still funny as fuck.