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gojoyogurt · 5 years ago
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new school year at jujutsu tech!
itadori: yo megumi!! how was your holiday?
megumi: -sigh- what do you want, itadori?
itadori: ooo that cold stare, its been a while since i last saw that
megumi: but we just saw each other yesterday...
itadori: tomatoe toMAto same thing
megumi: haiz.. did you at least finish your homework
itadori: ... there was homework?
megumi: oh my god are you forgetful or just plain stupid?!
itadori: id rather get back into the box when i appeared for the goodwill event...
megumi: ill glady put you in there anyday you friggin empty ass no brain cuman
itadori: whats a cuman?
megumi: a curse and a human, i made it up myself
itadori: can you please not call me that its very uncomfortable i dont want to have the word SEMEN in my goddamn identity
megumi: ... i never thought of that im sorry
itadori: whos the dumb one now HAH
megumi: says the one who didnt know there was homework and probably played for the whole 3 MONTH BREAK
itadori: OH SHUT UP BED HAIR
megumi: YOU SHUT UP PINK BUSH HAIR
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gojoyogurt · 5 years ago
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happy 2021!!
we survived 2020 yallz! happy new year everyone!! lets hope that 2021 is nicer to us! hope yall have a great 2021 ahead! sorry for not posting i didnt have any idea what to post hehe. ill post whenever i can this year since i still have school so i might not have time to post regularly. to more anime releases this year! im so excited for skate leading stars HAHA. also i may or may not have calculated the exact time for 🎤šäWãrAśęNàī🥰KìMí😸Wã⛓šHöūJô👻Nâ💅ñÖ?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ🤴BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦 to play exactly at midnight... i started 2021 on a good note HAHA. hope you guys start this year on a good note as well!! see yall!!
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^^ have this hq pic i found on pintrest hehe, cred to original artist!
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gojoyogurt · 5 years ago
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JJK actor AU where Junpei and White Shikigami Floof are alive and happy :) They made a work rule: the heavier an episode is, the dorkier the actors are on set.
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gojoyogurt · 5 years ago
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Jujutsu Kaisen Christmas!!
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jjk headcanon!
characters: every character introduced in the anime so far! and you of course hehe
plot: everyone is invited to jujutsu tech for a christmas party, including the unidentified special grade curses that have the ability to talk but... ITS CHRISTMAS.
as you guys were preparing for the party in the function room, panda kept trying to eat all the snacks so nobara had kept trying to hold him back (to no avail because she eventually got crushed underneath him)
gojo... was nowhere to be found OBVIOUSLY and the curses gang were just chilling outside. you were lowkey praying that jogo wouldnt set anything on fire before the party even started.
megumi was just hanging around with itadori and junpei, playing with his gyokuken (divine dogs) [honestly wouldnt that just be so cute]
you, maki-san and mai-san were busy setting up everything and also having small chit chats here and there.
since gojo wasnt there yet, ijichi-san was everywhere, both panicking and pissed since gojo was NEVER on time no matter what the event was.
nanami couldnt be bothered anymore to settle the situation so he was quietly reading at one corner.
inumaki was just vibing to the christmas music playing in the background with panda after wrestling with nobara.
before the party started, a very popular christmas song that was trending on vikvok started playing, being the great senpai he is, todo dragged itadori to the middle of the room to start dancing with him alongside inumaki and panda.
it was already around 7.30pm and gojo wasnt there yet so yall just decided to start without him to not waste anytime
everyone gathered around the table that had food on it, “LETS EAT IM STARVING” jogo suddenly screamed in the room with his fire coming out of almost every hole in his head.
“now now, jogo, be patient.” mahito calmly cooled down jogo to prevent the fire hazard from creating havoc during the party.
“who thought it was a good idea to invite the curses here...” megumi sighed as he shot eye darts at junpei, which junpei completely avoided.
“c’mon!, the more the merrier!” you said as you thought that they really shouldn’t have come, but it was all the make junpei happy so...
as the party started, everyone was just going around getting food. everything was smooth sailing until... itadori suddenly spreads cake icing over megumi... yeah megumi was both pissed and confused at the same time so he chased itadori around the table. itadori was laughing his ass off while he had a raging megumi chasing after him. thankfully the food was fine so all is good so far.
after about AN HOUR, gojo finally shows up. “hey guys! what did i miss?” gojo said cheerfully. however, a dark ominous shadow appeared behind him and whacked his head so hard it made the whole room go silent.
“not even an apology?” nanami reprimanded gojo while staring down at him.
since an hour has passed, it was already time for the next thing on the agenda so gojo didnt even have time to eat the moment he arrived, he was okay nonetheless.
Game time!
the first game was something like blinfold elimination? im not too sure about the name. the way to play is:
two members of the team are blindfolded and is waiting outside a ring that has balls scattered everywhere
in order to win, the two blindfolded team members have to eliminate the other teams blindfolded members by finding a ball and throwing it at them
however, since they cannot take of their blindfold, the remaining team members will have to guide them to find the balls and help them to tell them roughly where and when they should throw the ball.
the non-blindfolded team members are not allowed to throw the balls and use their cursed energy.
the rules were fairly simple so yall split yourselves into 4 teams.
the 8 blindfolded people were itadori and inumaki, panda and aoi, mahito and mai, nanami (he was dragged into it) and nobara.
you were on mahito and mai’s team so you decided to just guide mai along since you were a lottle uncomfortable with mahito. jogo was there for him anyways and they make a better team.
gojo started the game by screaming and suddenly the room was filled with desperate screams to get the ball.
balls were flying everywhere and people were already crying of laughter because of the scene.
itadori kept scurrying along the floor like an insect which made everyone laugh but he couldn’t be hit no matter what.
as time passed by, more and more people got eliminated, including mai-san and the only people left were nanami and mahito. (oooo the matchup)
the rest were frantically screaming everywhere that they should go and throw in a certain direction.
it felt so tense yet so fun at the same time so it was pretty enjoyable to watch.
finally nanami hit mahito with the ball and the game was over. “good game, jujutsu sorcerer” mahito said in defeat while shaking his hand. “i only do what im supposed to” nanami nonchalantly replied as both enemies walked away from each other
the game took WAY longer than expected so it was time for the exchange gifts!
Exchange Gift time!!
yayy its exchange gift timee.
everyone gathered together and sat in a circle in the large empty space of the room with their gifts in hand.
“okay! lets all pass around the gifts until the music stops!” you announced as you started the music.
all the gifts were just travelling everywhere in very different directions including across the room.
you stopped the music and everyone made sure that they each had a gift in hand.
all of you took turns opening up the gifts and there were actually some pretty funny ones. by a huge coincidence itadori got a sukuna finger cake that was made by mai-san. it didnt look the best but.... hey the effort counts.
you opened up your gift and you found a keychain of megumis divine dogs. you guessed that it was from him and to no surprise it was. you found it so cute you immediately attached it onto your bag.
after opening your gift you proceeded to just watch the others open theirs. some of them were quite ridiculous as mahito got a hanger and jogo got a can opener.
it soon came down to the last person nanami so he opened up his gift slowly, he tore one side open, peeked inside, and immediately closed it. “whoever bought this gift must be very childish...” he said in disappointment
itadori ran towards him and ripped open the present and realised, it was a maids outfit.
everyone burst into laughter just imagining nanami in a maids outfit. “h-hey! who gave him that HAHAHAHA” itadori asked as he was rolling on the floor with his hands over his stomach.
gojo slowly raised his hand up and was already at the door, ready to escape.
nanami slowly rised, “please excuse me” he said calmly and he bolted out the door to chase gojo
that sight made everyone laigh even more until they had no more energy to laugh.
by the time they returned with gojo semi beat up, everyone was so out of energy and just lying down on the floor while listening to christmas music play in the background.
“should we pack up now? its also quite late” panda asked and everyone nodded in agreement.
everyone helped to pack up the remaining food and clean up the place before leaving.
once the whole place was clean, everyone siad their goodbyes and left in different directions.
andd there it is! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! hope you guys enjoyed this and i also hope you have a fun time with your families today! hopefully you get the gifts you want too HAHA. i may or may not post on new year’s but ill try if i can. ill be quite busy starting 2021 since thats when school starts, ew, but ill still try my best to post every now and then so please forgive me if im inactive! anywho, besides all that, please stay safe and have a merry christmas and a happy new year yalls! see you guys soon!!
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gojoyogurt · 5 years ago
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happy birthday megumi!! :D
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okay i dont rly have any idea what to write for our dear boy megumi so here’s a short hc of him celebrating with the peeps in the photo ^^
gojo, nobara and itadori were waiting outside megumis room with JFC ( i like to think of this as jujutsu fried chicken but you can come up with ur own hehe ), a cake and party poppers
it was quite early in the morning so megumi wasnt awake yet, they decided to surprise him early in the morning so that he can start the day on a good note ( since our dear megumi is always in a somewhat grumpy mood so its just to put him in a “less grumpy mood” )
they started getting impatient so they just sat on the floor outside his room, waiting for the birthday boy to AT LEAST make some noise in his room. both itadori and nobara were on the verge of falling asleep since they were up super early in the morning and gojo just disappeared.
after a while, megumi FINALLY made some kind of noise ( sounded like crashing ) in his room, which jolted both itadori and nobara awake and took their positions on the opposite sides of the door. and not surprisingly, GOJO WAS STILL GONE.
since megumi could come out at ANYTIME, itadori quickly called gojo on his phone, but he didnt answer so itadori just kept spam calling him until he actually picked up.
“YAH! megumi is already up! get your ass back here before he comes out of his room!!” itadori screamed into his phone. suddenly the door slammed open and low and behold, the birthday boy was staring at both nobara and itadori.
before megumi could even say anything, nobara already dragged itadori away while smacking his head since the plan was ruined. he was just standing alone at his door, confused, alone... he just forgot about the whole situation and headed towards their classroom.
he already knew something was up so he had his guard on the whole time. while walking to the classroom, for some reason his heart kept beating so fast so he clenched his clothes over his heart, hoping it would slow it down somehow but it didnt work.
he slowly approached the classroom and stopped at the door before entering the classroom. “you dumbass why did you disappear?!” he heard nobara scream in the classroom. there was so much buckering going on in the classroom that it basically spoiled their whole plan. with all that aside, megumi entered the classroom with a smirk on his face.
when he opened the classroom door, he just stared at gojo on the table, nobara trying to chase gojo and itadori laughing hysterically on the floor. the moment the door was fully opened, the three of them just halted in their positions and the room went quiet for a while as they stared at each other.
the three of them scrambled to the door and screamed “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” to him. itadori popped a party popper right after, gojo was just holding a cake and nobara was holding the chicken. and after that... it all went silent, AGAIN.
the 4 of them just stood in awkward silence for a while before someone even said anything. “here have some cake!” gojo said as he smashed the whole cake onto megumis face. both nobara and itadori was shocked and trying yo hold back their laughter at the same time. megumis face was just a mess with party streamers and cake all over it.
gojo had already yeeted out of the classroom to get a headstart on his escape and megumi dashed out to find gojo just chilling on the side. they made eye contact and the chase around the classroom began. itadori and nobara were laughing their asses off somewhere in the classroom while there was cake flying everywhere.
soon all four of them lost steam and were just lying down in the cake wrecked classroom. “you know guys, this was one of the best birthdays ive had” megumi said inbetween breathes. “YOU BIG SOFT BABY DONT GO ALL SENTIMENTAL AND DEPRESSED NOW” itadori screamed as he jumped onto megumi while punching him in the stomach. gojo and nobara just laughed at the sight and it was a serotonin filled classroom :)
heyoo!! hope you liked this one! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR DEAR BOI MEGUMI YAYYY. anddd also happy birthday to kageyama woohoo!!! sorry if it seemed rushed or short, i didnt really know what to write for him so i just did this hehe. anywhoo christmas is coming so have a merry christmas and a happy new year!! stay safe this holiday guys and have fun!!
also ill be posting on christmas so do look forward to that!! requests are still open so dont be afraid to request anything!!
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gojoyogurt · 5 years ago
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happy birthday gojo!! || chilhood friends to lovers au || short fic
pairing: gojo satoru x reader
summary: you spend the whole day together with gojo, your childhood friend. this birthday was special since you were the only one to celebrate it with him since all his other friends were overseas. on this day, it felt more like you were receiving a gift on your birthday rather than giving him a gift.
warnings: grammar and vocabulary may not be the best. also, i know gojo isnt 20 but... for the sake of this story i made him just reaching his 20s hope you guys dont mind. some spelling mistakes may not be noticed.
“hey gojo!” i screamed acrossed the road as i saw the tall, light haired man with a bandana covering his eyes leaning on the lamp post. he looked over and gave a small smile along with a wave. it was such a special day since he just turned 20, if he made my 20th birthday so memorable, i should only return the favour since the both of us have been together ( not in a romantic way ) for the longest time and we were always there for each other. “ayo happy birthday you overgrown man baby!” i jokingly congratulated him. “thanks you tiny tiger” he replies back with a smirk on his face while patting me on the head. i blushed slightly, i always had a crush on him but i never got the chance to say it to him. “should i say it today?” i thought to myself as my heart skipped a beat.
we walked down the street for a while and we stumbled across a cafe that seemed pretty quiet, the atmosphere it gave off was so simple yet it was drawing our attention to it. “hey do you-“ we both said simultaneously. “man... that single braincell energy tho amirite HAHA” i affirmed him as both of us were laughing our asses off right infront of the cafe door. after wasting our energy on cackling, we finally stepped into the cafe and ordered our drinks. “one cafe latte-“ we both said simultaneously AGAIN. “why are we so in sync today??” he questioned as we both started giggling uncontrollably at the register. “excuse me, are you guys going to order?” the staff asked us. “oops, sorry. we’ll get two cafe lattes please!” i cheerfully ordered. “two cafe lattes, anything else?” he reassured us. “nope!” i confirmed our order. “ok here’s your receipt, you guys make such a cute couple! you’re so lucky to find your soulmate that matches you perfectly!” the cashier said to us. we both just looked at each other and laughed it off.
it was nearly impossible for us to get to the table since gojos hands wouldnt stop shaking because he was giggling. luckily, we made it to the table without spilling the drinks. “here, its a small gift i made” i said as i handed over a brown wrapped package to him. the crumpling and tearing sound of the paper filled the area we were in, my heart was racing since i was worried that he wouldnt like it. “oh wow, y/n you made this??” he questioned me as if he couldn’t believe that i actually made the picture collage of the both of us. “yeah... do you not like it?” i asked quietly, scared that he actually hated it. “YO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU!!” he screamed in excitement. the collage was filled with memories of me and gojo from when we first met when we were 5 and uptil this day.
it felt like a heavy weight was just lifted off my shoulder. “thanks!! that took a while since i also added some pictures of us when we were still kids!” i replied back in relief. “hey! lets take a photo now so we can add it to the frame!” i suggested. i wriggled my chair over next to him and i took out my polaroid camera from my bag. we both smiled for the picture and i waited for the photo to come out.. “should i tell him now?” i reassured myself. i looked at him quietly, he was smiling while looking at the photos of our past selves, “i want to see that smile forever... ” i knew that it may seem greedy, but my heart always raced whenever i looked at him, even uptil now. “hey, y/n you ok? you seem a little flushed” he asked me with a concerned look on his face. “oh, uh, yeah just feeling a little warm...” i muttered. “lets go to my place so you can rest, ok?” you agreed to go over to his place after finishing your drinks.
during the walk back to his place, i couldnt control my heart, it was beating as if im about to go on stage and perform for millions of people. i stopped walking and i was shaking quietly in a small alleyway leading to his house. “y/n, are you ok??” he ran back after noticing that i wasnt by his side anymore. i dont know why but i suddenly started crying, it was supposed to be a happy day but... why am i like this??? am i scared? gojo hugged me and i cried into his chest while he was calming me down. / “y/n... talk to me, is there anything wrong?” he tried to ask me after i calmed down a little. “i-i- i li- like u b-buht i d-don whant to ru-ruin our fwe nd shipp” i somehow managed to get the words out in between breaths. at that point, my face looked like it was a tomato about to burst. i could hear my own heartbeat, i didnt even dare to take a glance at gojo. “man... how do i take care of you... you see, y/n, i also liked you for such a long time but i always thought that you would go off with some other man so i never confessed” he confessed while scratching the back of his head.
my heart felt like it just stopped, at that moment in time, i feel like the world was so serene and quiet. after snapping back into reality, “wh-what weally??” i sniffled as i looked up at him with my swollen eyes. “HAHAHA YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” he teased me as i quickly wiped my snot and tears off my face. “you’re not joking with me right?” i tried to confirm with him. he suddenly let out a huge sigh and walked towards me. my heartbeat suddenly increased as he got closer and closer with every step. he leaned closer towards me and took off his black bandana, “do i look like im lying?” he questioned me as i stared into his beautiful blue eyes. this isnt the first time im seeing it but i always can never prepare myself to see it. his eyes looked so peaceful, like a quiet ocean that has no limits. it felt like you could clearly see the sky even though we were in a dark area.
he put his bandana back on and gave me a long, tight hug. “you are the meanest person i know did you know that” i jokingly said to him. “hey is that the first thing you say to your boyfriend? ouch” he joked back. he hugged me for a little while longer before staring at me. he leaned in closer next to my ear and whispered, “thank you, for making this the best birthday present i could ever ask for” he gave me a peck on the cheek before looking back at me. my face was once again about to explode and my heart was probably on the verge of exploding. “can you not do that i have a weak heart you know???” i scolded as i jumped on him to attack him. “ouch ouch ouch!1!1!1!1! okok im sorry geez, violent much” he teased me once again. “c’mon, lets go to your house already, i look embarrassing” i pushed him so that i don’t embarrass myself in public. i clinged onto his arm and kept my head down the whole way back so that people dont see my face. this day was honestly the best day of my life, i had a huge smile on my face for the rest of the day.
and the rest is left up to your imagination...
hello people! sorry if this seemed rushed because i’ve been quite busy recently but ill still try to post whenever i can. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GOJO YAYYY. actually ive been on a hiatus off anime for a while and jujutsu kaisen is getting me back into the swing of things so im really into jujutsu kaisen atm HAHA. anywho hope you guys enjoyed this short fic and see yall in the next one byee!!!
also im so happy aot the final season came out today but since i read the manga, im really not prepared for whats going to happen... also can we talk about how the intro is just a whole gender reveal party??
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gojoyogurt · 5 years ago
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helloo :D
hello fellow hooman reading this [ unless ur not a human but still hello ] feel free to call me yua since thats the name i chose to go by here, also dont be afraid to say/ask anything as i am very open to pretty much anything and i like making new friends!
ill mostly write about jujutsu kaisen and haikyuu but ill try to post stuff about other animes too! ps no nsfw unless requested. hopefully we can all have fun here and make it a safe place for everyone to relax and enjoy reading!
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