#merry chrysler

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beelittle]

It’s christmas and i needed to get something out

So here’s the forger family, in all their slightly disastrous holiday spirit.

[darktober]

thanksgiving is finally over you know what that means

[spacedoutflowers]

Merry Lambmas everyone!!

[rosenkranz-does-things]

Now, who is filled with hopelessness and futility on Halloween? Christmas comes but once a year.

[lil-lemon-snails]

✨🎄Merry Crimmis DCA community 🎄✨

[latte-lesbian]

to everyone struggling with their mental health during the holiday season: you are gonna be okay, take the rest you need, its okay if you arent in a festive mood, let me give you a hug (but only if you want)

[squeeegs]

in other words, it was no longer Christmas Eve... but Christmas Day!

[throwmethroughawindow]

the way Ace would hang mistletoe over his crotch as a joke, thinking he was so funny but immediately becoming a mess when you kiss your way down his abdomen swiftly unbuttoning his shorts to kiss where he wanted you to in the first place

[perfectlyripeclementine]

call me a stocking the way i wanna be stuffed this morning

[nilqtix]

Christmas in April

[houseofheroesau]

Doodled this in the little time I had xD So forgive any mistakes/anatomy errors.

Sky, Wind, Time, and Twilight all wish you a merry Christmas.

[crismakesstuff]

“One Christmas Eve we even made a snowman at the north pole.”

a version without the snow effects

also the quote is from s2ep3 and the rest of it is

“my son cried when he didn’t see a santa’s workshop, so we told him we’d gone to the south pole by mistake.”

[aleksgivanov]

Merry Chrysler and Happy Hondadays 🎄

[ms-scarletwings]

Other kids’ Christmas specials/movies: Santa and magic are 100% real and actually act in the world, but for some reason all of the adults and parents of the main characters insist on him just being the mythological mascot of the holiday. the workshop is real, the gifts and reindeer and elves are all real, for some reason Santa is hiding specifically from the same adults who teach children about him, or sometimes isn’t even really trying to be a secret.

The Chad Invader Zim Most Horrible Xmas Ever: There is never any indication whatsoever that Santa is real. By all appearances it seems like the idea of Santa follows the real world logic except everyone (minus the ONE child whose whole thing is a special interest in the paranormal) believes in him anyway. Mall Santas claim to operate on his behalf or in his name. World-renowned scientists accept him as an empirical part of the universe. Adults and children alike unquestioningly give reverence to someone claiming to be Santa and obey his every command. If anything, the concept of Santa in this setting is treated almost like a lost religious icon, a historical god that has abandoned the world, if he ever even existed. There is no workshop in the North Pole, and no real Santa comes to smite the impersonater god that usurps his image. The thing that thwarts Zim’s plan is losing control of the false idol. Through the power of alien technology, Santa is made alive and real, not as a jolly bundle of peace on earth and goodwill toward man, but as a sort of Christhulu monstrosity, returning every so often to threaten devastation on humanity if not appeased through the traditional offering of cookies and milk.

[mikey-way-enthusiast]

duke: i’m gonna miss pluto… i mean since it’s december he has to go back to the north pole to help santa!!

pluto: duke istg if u dont shut up-