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[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]

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im basically normal if you really dont think about it

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

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Sigh

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keep thinking about those screenshots of buck's house after bobby died. no flowers. no one sent him flowers because it wasn't his dad who died, not really. just like chris leaving wasn't his son leaving, not really. eddie going to texas wasn't his partner leaving, not really. buck occupies all of these spaces unofficially and he knows who he is to them but when they leave he's always, always left with nothing. again. most important relationships of his life and he's empty-handed and wondering if he'd imagined it all in the first place.

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House S5.E9 "Last Resort"

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Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There's other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won't stop a fucking goat! Where's the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???

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i don’t like “til death do us part” cause why would death part us??? u are mine in death and every life after this

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umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

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came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Did i ever post this here

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house's face when wilson icaruses a little too close to the gay sun always kills me. wilson says his eyes are pretty and he looks like he just witnessed 11 murders. does he ever make this face again

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Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

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lol he doesnt even know