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“God forbid any of them procreate”

UTAH HAS 6 BIOLOGICAL KIDS

for what it’s worth kinks are a little like any other mental thing: they don’t disappear they ferment especially when repressed

this is me saying that all of these states are totally the most deranged horny guys on earth and their sexual interests have LAYERS shrek style

getting with these guys is either insane or a total fucking disaster

And god forbid any of them procreate XD

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I’d wear that not for horny reasons

https://youtube.com/shorts/MHpFN4S6n_g?si=VXGdw3VqbBzECBWj

which state has this?

HeartSlipYT (YouTube shorts)

Ooooo I kinda want one 👀

Nevada probably wears it or puts it on his sex partners to grab but also I’d love if New Jersey wore it just saying

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This is already an anime /j

(Probably is though)

How deep Can the states dick go into another state? It’s unlikely they have the same anatomy as humans

(As I write this, I am now imagining a dick going in the hole and cumming out of the mouth)

KAHDKAJDE the last part scares me just a bit X)

Mmmm I can’t imagine any reason the states wouldn’t have the same anatomy, so I’m not sure

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New york have a habit to collect shiny object one of them is california

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Arkansas don’t mind

Texas, Tennessee, and Mississippi listen to Johnny Cash loud at Random hours and it drives the other states crazy.

I maybe not be writing at the moment, but my brain is still putting out ideas lol.

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Cuties!

I made this because of two headcanons i have, i don't make memes but i feel i did it right

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Yesh

Alabama spent his dollar (on bear)

Parked and hollered ‘neath the mountain moonlight (roll tide)

Got held up (‘gainst the wall)

Made a little lovin’ (all night)

A little turtle dovin’ on the mason Dixon line

And ducked Louisiana and Tennessee too

Dixieland Delight??

I’m guessing cause I’ve heard that song before and this sounds familiar

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I have a headcanon California doesnt actually need glasses, Luke I’m modern-family didn’t need glasses but used them to make him look more hipster

Also, in the og episodes he didn’t even have lenses

Y'know those AUs where the show is an in universe show and the characters are just being played by actors who often act very different

I want that for wttt

Govs actor is a total goofball

Same is true with Florida's actor but he's much much more chill and mature

California's actor can see perfectly fine without glasses, he dresses much more professionally, i imagine he doesn't like the beanie

Texas's actor is a total sweetheart i imagine he has a lovely dad and bases his character voice off his dad, he also messes around with the guns off camera with the other actors (guns are props)

Loui's actor has a much less colorful style, he has a wife and kids

I don't know, the ideas are half baked so they're subject to change, if you have any ideas please suggest them to me

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I call California x Alaska Fort Ross

i miss the fandom thing where people made up creative shipnames for stuff. like..

instead of flocali you could call it golden sun or something. because sunshine state + golden state.

floui? orange daiquiri. Florida's known for its oranges/citrus and louisiana for daiquiris.

flogov? business casual. gov is the business, florida is the casual.

im just spitballing here. what do you guys think? i wanna hear your ideas :p

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#1 state in agriculture

Farmer California drawing?

This probably isn’t the best representation of a farmer Cali but my juice is running low :/

Still think he’s a cute lil guy

A lil sneaky too

He’s got grapes because he produces a lot of them :)

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Is La Da Dee on here?

there was no flocali playlist on spotify so i have to be the change i wish to see in this world

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Their Way Out

California: Looks like we can’t mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out this time.

Florida, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is then.

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Gelidasclerosis

Note: fake condition

Nickname: Medusa’s Condition

Symptoms:

First Stage: slower cognitive abilities can be noticed. This is usually a drastic change. Slower and slurred speech happens during this as well.

Second Stage: joints begin to lock up during this period which renders the personification completely unable to move, eat, drink, or use the bathroom. They become frozen in place while only being capable of blinking or moving other muscles that do not have joints to help hold their form (ex. Ears, eyebrows, nose, lips)

Third stage: all muscles begin to lock up and become unmovable. During this stage they cannot move anything.

Fourth stage: when this stage hits, the personification is no longer capable of responding to anything and they go into a comatose like state.

Procedure:

For the first stage, get the personification into a comfortable resting place immediately. This goes the same with the second and third stages

With the fourth stage, the personifications body stops working entirely. While their heart may still be beating, their lungs are not, so they must be hooked up to a ventilator.

First Discovered:

Unknown discovery date. We are unsure when this first appeared or when it even started happening.

Is it Chronic?: 

No

Other:

This is only capable of happening to government personifications

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Yayy it's done! Here's the main six engaging in parallel play, i actually really like drawing characters doing that i feel it's very realistic and relaxing

Here's what everyone's doing

Texas is crocheting a blanket.

California is playing a video game.

Gov is just dissociated, he's fine just a bit out of it.

Florida is trying to solve a rubix cube, emphasis on trying.

Louisiana is sleeping.

And New York is jamming out to the lovely sounds of rush E

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I wanna make a fanfic (loosely based on the song highway man) about California living multiple eras, 1 as a cowboy, another as a farmer, another as an actor, another as a techie and about how he’s still here, just different

But I don’t have the motivation

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For context:

Utah: California gimme my cat back!

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Utah: California gimme my cat back!