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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

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Ace here, but I got my finger on the launch button when you're ready!

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

I’m bi and I want to launch Trump into the sun am i allowed to reblog this

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I think more people should just be ok with being single

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like to charge reblog to cast

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HEADCANON THAT SOREN AND CORVUS STEAL EZRAN TO EXERCISE

Like Soren would just randomly grab Ezran during his workout time and lift him up and down with either one or both hands (Opeli made him start lifting him up with both hands because she was worried he'd drop him) like a dumbbell and no matter how many times he does it Ezran still bursts out laughing so every once in a while when he's sad Soren goes EXERCISE TIME. If Ezran is working, he'll just read and sign whatever documents he needs to while Soren lifts him. Also while Soren does push-ups, Ezran sits on his back.

Corvus is a little apprehensive about it because he still deeply respects Ezran so using him for exercise feels a little weird but he eventually gets used to it (he does sit-ups with Ezran on his shoulders + Soren's exercises)

Both their muscles and their bond with Ezran have gotten stronger because of this

(Soren has also attempted to lift up Zym in the later 2 years, he was partly successful)

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2025!

2016 in a nutshell

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Who's still around here in the TDP fandom?

Sound off

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𝐀𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐬 — 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒/𝐎 𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

Pairing: Aaravos x gn!afab!reader

Summary: Headcanons of how your charming partner takes care of you while you're on your period ᡣ𐭩

Content/Warnings: Fluff, reader having period symptoms like cramps, mood swings, nausea (vomit mention), and of course, Aaravos being a sweetie pie (no judgment, embracing & sitting on his lap, a little kiss, elf heating pad, him perfectly tracking your cycle, etc.). Meant to be fallen Aaravos, but these hcs are pretty much the same when he's pre-fallen <3 (wc: 460)

A/N: I would've written this yesterday, but I was too sick with cramps, so here it is today lol. I really wish it wasn't so short but I ran out of ideas ☹️. Anyway, star daddy's here to make it all better! 😚 (tdp masterlist)

Divider/Image Credit: @/princessantisocial & @/firefly-graphics | Image by @/saigar-art

✧ The first time Aaravos saw you clutching your abdomen, groaning and whimpering in pain, he instantly knew the cause was menstrual pain.

✧ Of course he's mature about it, neither bothered nor disgusted. To him, it's just as natural and necessary as any other process in life. Not only that, but he's also had five thousand years to "ponder the deepest mysteries of the universe"; he pretty much knows everything about menstruation, from cramps to hormonal changes, so he knows what to expect.

✧ Speaking of hormonal changes, he doesn't get mad or lash out when you're having mood swings. If you're angry, he's silent and lets you vent, until you're suddenly sad the next moment, and he calmly pulls you into his chest. At moments when you get too worked up though, he leaves you be; to have time to yourself and cool off. Whatever your mood is, he knows that you're really just feeling bad and icky, in need of comfort, so he always offers you your favorite heating pad: his hands.

✧ He burns nowhere near as brightly as he once did, so instead he settled for using Sun magic to raise his temperature for you. Whenever you're having bad cramps, he pulls you into his lap with your back against his chest, and presses his hand against your tummy, rubbing it in soothing circular motions. The heat along with the massaging always does wonders for you, and Aaravos smiles as he feels you start to relax, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. He knows how much you adore his voice, too, so he recites poetry and stories of old until you fall asleep.

✧ Somehow he always seems to know the approximate dates of your cycle: when it may start, when it will stop, when you'll ovulate (😏), and repeat. Expect your necessities, warm baths, and a bowl of soup on the first day. If you want him to spoon-feed you, he smirks and lets out a light chuckle, obliging you because how could he not?

✧ He also uses the healing/medicinal properties of Earth magic, whether from his own connection or from plants (animals too maybe idk). If you get nausea during your period and have to vomit somewhere (like me 🥲), he rubs your back with a pained expression. It hurts him to see his lovely like this, but he's always there to help you through it.

✧ And there's no need for you to worry about his vengeful plans; he has all the time in the world, so don't think his vendetta will keep his loving, secure arms from being wrapped around you.

✧ Fallen or not, Aaravos is a caring partner, and he'll always make sure you, his little star, are alright. Especially during your time of the month. ❤︎₊ ⊹

𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥/𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 = 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦 😚🩷