goobthethird

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AAARRGNNTKSNGNSNYNEHJ SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUP

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*rubbing my tummy*

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Gay people be like "I'm going to kill every billionaire on the planet" and then be too scared to call the DMV

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SHUT UPPP AAA I CAN HEAR IT'S STUPID HIGH PITCH SQUEAL IT'S SO ANNOYING SHUT UP SNUT HP

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Hey man, glad you came by. I heard about Vanessa.. I'm sorry dude. That's rough. Do you wanna talk about it? Sure bro, just lay it all out. W- uh mm.. w- wait Before we begin, I just want to let you know that I do in fact own firearms, I just wanna be sure we can all be comfortable in my home!! Sorry, do they make you uncomfortabl??? No? Okay whew.. Would you like to see one???omgomgimgI can show you my collection if you want!!!! C'mon c'mon let's go they're in my closet!!!!!!!

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adhd things

- sitting down to do work and suddenly it’s been an hour and you still haven’t done anything - only being able to watch 30 seconds of a youtube video before moving on to the next one that looks interesting - what did i need from my bedroom again? - why did i just unlock my phone? what did i need to do? - (also unlocking your phone and getting distracted by 30 other things and not doing what you set out to do) - there isn’t this one specific easy to make thing in the fridge so i guess i can’t eat - this paragraph is too long and all the words are blending together  - “stop bouncing your leg it’s annoying” - “but everyone does [insert symptom here]”

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Forgot my account's password ToT AND I forgot my burner email password

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I WILL BECOME A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Embarrassment and rejection becomes a non-issue once you accept that you're mature enough to handle it. To Quote Dr. K (HealthyGamerGG), "Teacher asks a question, I know the answer but I don't want to look dumb ... but if I acknowledge that 'okay, I may answer wrong, I could feel embarrassed, and that's okay. I can actually handle a little bit of embarrassment. I don't need to shape my life to avoid embarrassment at every turn.'"

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Can the world please stop trying to end while I'm in my 20s please I'm still learning how to be an adult

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So today I just learned that the estimated engineering value of the invention of general artificial intelligence is currently being measured in THOUSANDS OF TRILLIONS USD????!?!?!?! Does that mean whoever creates AGI could buy & own the world?

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Literally stared at the PZ workshop laughing for a solid minute

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Yearning for the strap rn tbh

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Dude my neighbor, who lives directly above me, is up at 1:44am singing along to music on her porch. But also, I am up at 1:45am nursing a roach and browsing Reddit (sorry) on my porch. I'm pretty sure??she knows I'm out here? I've been quiet, but also she's been doing this for the last several nights. Honestly???her music taste is fine, very normal; classic pop, classic hip hop, Taylor Swift. I'm pretty sure she's the one who had "If I Die Young" on an hour long loop (I was so stoned that night I thought I was tweaking) one night at like??3am. No idea how I could hear it through my ceiling dude, or maybe she had her porch door open or something???? I have no clue bro.

Anyway, I'm tempted to ask her if she wants a 2am smoke buddy xD but also, as I'm writing this, I actually went nonverbal so nvm

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That'd be like if I went to Nintendo HQ and asked the CEO "may I have a pickle please"