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NO /POS

I got a role in The Outsiders and I am RANDY

Randy my man

Guess who

Gu

Guess

Gue

I'M RANDY

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Are You Having A Stroke? Are You Alright?

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Very polite Paddington, very silly, 10,00/5. Hello paddington :]

My Daughter Malsook Wants To Show Everyone Her Paddington. Everyone Tell Paddington Hello.

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‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ insert airhorns

SEAFOAM IS GOIN DOWN 🗣️

WHAT'S YOUR ARTFIGHT I ADORE FRIENDLY FIRE ^^

ARTFIGHT *goes absolutely feral*

GHRHRHSGFRR GHRRRF GSGHDHSNAGGF

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WHAT TEAM ARE YOU ON IM STARDUST

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Stardust as well 💪💪💪 I am a sucker for purple and stars I JSALSNsldkkKa

ARTFIGHT *goes absolutely feral*

GHRHRHSGFRR GHRRRF GSGHDHSNAGGF

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WHAT TEAM ARE YOU ON IM STARDUST

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I'm gonna make them watch Honey Queen with our other friend too, so when they're both available we'll watch it, don't worry bodacious babe /silly

I just made our friend choose any NMT episode to watch and they chose Perky's Buds and Abstinence Camp.

We couldn't hear the audio halfway through AC so we gave Boy Jerry a Southern Accent and read everything else in a Chill's Voice.

10/10 would recommend

They're making me watch Witch In The Web with them now help me.

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HONEY QUEEN. DO HONEY QUEEN OR YOU ALL HATE ME AND WANT ME DEAD. PLLEEEAAASSSEEEEEEEEEEE PLAY HONEY QUEEN NEXT

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Bah

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She has made herself a cinnamon roll

She is hoookkk mimimimimimi'ing ane she has been polite enough to not activate my allergies ^^

Help she's at it again

She fell asleep on my hand and I had to wiggle my hand out from under her balahshaghsa

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i need to be a cat NOW. I NEEEEEEEDDD ITTTTTT.

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Pokey, entering the room: *Sees Wiggly and leaves* Wiggly, watching Pokey leave: There’s my monthly dose of Pokey…

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I have zero clue how to properly agree so

Insert air horn noises and big neon arrow sign✨📣🎺‼️📯✨📯✨📣‼️📣‼️📣☝️📯✨📯📯🎺✨🗣️📯🗣️‼️✨🎺✨📯🗣️‼️🗣️☝️📯🗣️📣☕🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

"oh I think I have -insert disability here- but idk"

Has every single symptom under the sun and more

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I ated it all

Steak and bruschetta <333

This is what I call fine dining

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that looks so good i’m going to maim you

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"oh I think I have -insert disability here- but idk"

Has every single symptom under the sun and more

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PETITION TO HAVE ONLY ONE NAME FOR THINGS WHAT THE FUCK

ARE CINNAMON ROLLS AND CINNABONS THE SAME THING????

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A CINNABON UNTIL BLACK FRIDAY AND NOW I'M HAVING A CRISIS ARE THEY THE SAME THING????

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CINNABON IS A RESTAURANT THAT SELLS CINNAMON ROLLS.

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I do not touch snails foot or any other part of their body that isn't their shell. I used a tupperware to get it out and put it where all the ice plants are :D

Lil guy got lost

I don't like slugs <\3 they are slimey and have nothing not slimey for me to grab and pickup. Like snails.

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Hm. So snails are fine because they have the shells and that part isn’t slimey. Do you let them crawl around on you? Because that bits slimey.

Also, get a stick or a piece of paper and scoop it up that way. Make sure you’re nice to it and tell him that he got lost and that you’re helping him. So he isn’t as scared.

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Wiggly: Hey, Blinks. You're good with this new smart phone stuff, right? Blinky: Yeah. What about it? Wiggly: Well I was looking for apps to download and got one called Discord, but it isn't causing chaos or a lack of harmony. I think it's broken or a scam.

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It'd be so cool if people sent asks

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I love our noise playlist so much like wtf is Red Sex Restrung lmao

GOD it cleans my brain. I feel like a soap cleaning video

Mmmm

Saop