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Curt and Rod X F! Reader (smut)

A/N: my favorite pair of sassy boys! i don't see much content for curt and rod, so i knew i had to make something. apologies for it being so short, but I hope you enjoy. comments and reblog are appreciated.

Tags: spitroasting, blowjobs, p in v, teasing, threesome, brat taming, established relationship

Wordcount: ~0.8k

Throwing shade was a quintessential part of your relationship with Curt and Rod. It was almost necessary. You held your own against the two, that's what they loved about you. They never had to worry about you getting your feelings hurt by a joke gone south or an especially snappy clapback, because you always had a response loaded and ready to go.

Your boyfriends weren't sensitive, per se. Truly, the could snark and joke around with the best of them. You, however, had a certain way of getting under their skin. Not to hurt them, but to tease.

You were quick. Probably too quick for your own good, considering the position your mouth often got you in. 

All of your teasing had an end goal. It was the love language between you and your boys. It was foreplay. A little taste to kick them into gear. 

So, when you decided to bring up how neither of them could last in bed, smug smile and raised eyebrows as you spoke, you knew you provoked them into action. 

As cool and collected Rod liked to ask, he always snapped first when his abilities were challenged. Especially his sexual ones. His hands threaded through your hair quickly, gathering a handful and guiding your mouth over his length. 

"There you go," he said, dark eyes casting over your face. "See? Y'don't have much to say when your mouth's full like that, do you?"

You hummed with his cock in your mouth, unable to sass back. You shot him a playful glare. 

Rod sped up a bit, forcing your head down further. "You know what, you've been popping off at the mouth heavy, baby. I had to check that." He shot Curt a smirk. "Just 'cause he can't last doesn't mean I can't."

"Hey!" Curt pouted from behind you, still teasing at your hole. He had been at this for a while, just barely sliding his tip in before pulling out just as quick. "Don't worry about what I have going on over here, focus on you."

"Oh, I'm not worrying about you, panicking for you," Rod joked. "You haven't even gone a full stroke yet and you're shaking. Now, if it was me..."

"You—"

"Minute man."

Curt placed his hand on his chest, beyond offended. "Minute man?! What the hell is that supposed to mean, Rod?"

Through a rough sigh, Rod spoke with clenched teeth. Fuck, your mouth felt good. "Means you cum on contact, like you haven't been in pussy since the day you came out one."

"Don't quote J. Cole at me right now, you bastard!" Finally taking the plunge, Curt pushed into you. There was a familiar sting at the stretch, but it quickly melted into pleasure. 

You curved your body downwards, pushing your ass in the air. You heard Curt groan at the sight of your back arching for him. He was easy like that. So obsessed with every movement you made. It was sweet. 

The sounds of your slick cunt were only matched by Rod's heavy breathing. He was getting close, way too close. He wanted to last longer than both you and Curt, but your throat felt too good. When he saw the way you looked up at up, eyes glossy and half-lidded, he lost it. 

"Fuck—wait, no," he gritted his teeth, eyebrows furrowing as he came. "Ugh. You're too good." He stroked your hair slowly, eyes darting over to Curt. He wasn't in much better shape. 

Poor boy was holding on by a thread. 

"Gonna cum?" you asked, feeling his hands gripped together around your hips.

"No!" he said, not sounding the least bit convincing. "I'm not some one-pump chump."

"Actually," Rod said, "I called you a minute man."

"Oh whatever! I'm not that either." 

You stifled a laugh a pushed your hips back, fucking back on your flustered boyfriend. "I believe you," you said, "but I think you deserve to let go. For me?"

Curt grumbled a bit, speeding up his pace with an embarrassed look. He felt your walls start to grow tighter around him, milking him for his spend. He tried to fight it off, but he really did want to cum. One final stroke and he was gone.

He stayed inside, keeping you plugged with his cum. 

"I can last," he mumbled to himself with a grumble, shooting you and Rod a dirty look. 

"Right," Rod said, snickering. "Totally."

"Why don't we try again, since you're so confident?" you asked, slowly starting to pump at Rod's dick.

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