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Sooo fucked up that you can go see regional theatre productions but then you can't even look up gifs of it on tumblr later

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some of my favorite bits from BCS Rewatch Party (click here to join us >:)) s3e3 sunk costs edition

bonus:

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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This YouTube video keeps getting recommended to me and I keep misreading it as "what if he slayed?"

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This YouTube video keeps getting recommended to me and I keep misreading it as "what if he slayed?"

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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

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Who are you?

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Doodle collection! More are on the way.

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First season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency being like

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I've noticed you have an issue with eye contact.

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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

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we are all sinners

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You’re not ready for this edit

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my touys

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fiona dourif as BART CURLISH

dirk gently’s holistic detective agency