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Getting hot thinking about my partner making me fart on their pillow for them after they purposefully stuffed me with gassy food or them calling me from work and telling me to so they can take a nap on a pillow that smells like my ass when they get home<3

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Someone else has already brought this up but can we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get more content where the person farting is super shy and embarrassed and keep that energy for the entire video T^T I’m so tired of seeing all these girls being all like “omg i’m so sorry… wait… you like my farts? well then i’ll fart more just for you <3” like.no. I need you to be squirming. pressing your thighs together super tightly, burrying your butt against the seat of your chair only for the chair to make your farts sound even LOUDER than they wouldn’ve been. I need constant apologies, holding onto your stomach, downright whining little sluts who are too weak to control their own bowels 💗💗💗

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It's so hot ouuuut...so sticky and sweaty.... huh? Whaddaya you mean you want me to sit my fat sweaty ass on your face? C-can I keep my skirt on? Okay...I'll do it...just for you...

What's that sound? Oh...um....I h-had an iced coffee earlier...yzyou know me and diary...sometimes don't get along.... I should really get off you before I-

*BRRRAAAHRP*

Oh my god I'm so sorry! H-hey...wh- why are you...d-are you....pulling my thong aside? Ah! Hzhey! Dont....your hands are tight around my waist...I have to get up....or I'll keep farting on you!!!

Ah, ahhh! Wh- what do you mean you l-like it? Wh-what...you want to eat my ass and p-pussy while I fart on your face?

N-no! That's pervy! Th-

*BBBBBBBRRRRHHHRPP*

Ah, mmmmph...j-just a little more th-then....

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Eprocto, eructo, belly kink, corpro but not like super descriptive

This us like so dumbbb but what if I had a big strong hot bodyguard cause my parents are like diplomats. They go overseas for a week leaving me alone with him.

He's really serious but he treats himself more like my caretaker than a bodyguard. One day dad texts him asking him to get me out of the mansion for the day and we go to town. Im wearing a cute preppy cardigan, shirt, and plaid skirt that barely covers my booty. He takes me to get lunch and even milk tea. I eat all of it under his watchful eye like a good girl, and he keeps a hand on my swelling, gurgling belly as he drives.

I struggle to keep in my burps as we drive to a thrift store to look at dvds next. But he accidentally hits a pot hole, and I let out a gurguly wet belch. I'm sooo embarrassed and apologize but he just pats my belly.

"Good girl. You shouldn't hold all of that in."

We go to the store, and I struggle not to rub my belly constantly as we walk around. I hold his hand and follow behind him, crop dusting aisles with what i hope is silent hot gas, my belly grumbling from the mishmash of food and milk tea, and nervous from being in public. I hope he can't smell it as he watches me look at dvds, teasing me for getting so many romcoms.

He insists on getting me ice cream, proud of me for oing out in such crowded places. We eat the ice cream on the way home in the car, and once again his hand is on my belly, which is resting on my thighs and making my shirt ride up. I struggle to hold in my burps and gas. My belly gurgles and wobbles under his palm, but he doesn't comment on it.

He pulls into the garage and I make excuses th! I'm going to take a nap, and waddle to my room, barely able to keep my cheeks clenched. I rub my belly all the way down the hall until I make it to my room. I get inside and lock the door. I get on my bed, buring my face in my frilly pink pillows with my ass in the air as I belch and moan in pleasure, giving my belly rubs and the occasional smack, so happy to have a safe placeto release myself, praying he cant hear me, a nasty part of me hoping he's right by the door.

Hot airy gas forces its way out of my ass, and I sit up, putting a pillow underneath my large gurgling cheeks. Finally, wet, nasty, blubberng farts explode against the poor lacey pillow. I moan and whimper from the relief, my poor asshole beginning to burn.

It goes on for what feels like hours, until it starts to feel too dangerous, something else feels like it wants to come out. I stand up, my legs wobbling as I clench my cheeks, walking on my fuzz pink carpet to my private bathroom, my hands move to my ass, worried i might stain my cute panties. I close the door and sit my plump ass on the toilet, listening to nasty pre-waste farts vibrate the porcelain throne.

I stick my hands under my belly, desperately massaging it. Finally, hot waste spills out of my poor booty, making me whine and arch my back. A few blubber farts top it all off, and I sit on the toilet, catching my breath.

I take a shower and get into bed, exhausted after spending hours outside and so long burping and farting like a cute little cow.

I feel myself drifting off to sleep, but not before receiving a text from my bodyguard.

Don't forget, dinner is at 7, dear. I'm making us spaghetti and salad.

And four cheese garlic bread.

I rub my belly at the thought before finay drifting off to sleep.

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Cw cum swallowing, eructo, eprocto, light emeto

You know what doesn’t get hardly enough love in this realm of kink?? Cum tummy

Because of the compounds in cum that are supposed to cause muscle contractions in the uterus, a lot of people who swallow after giving a blowjob wind up with contractions in their stomach and intestines that make them hella sick

Imagine someone swallowing and 20 minutes later they’re super bloated and belching because their stomach is churning so bad. Once it all gets down into their intestines they’re blasting diarrhea and farting uncontrollably until it’s all out of them

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Especially with how common it is to get backed up during pregnancy, can you imagine going weeks at a time plugged up and still forcing yourself you eat like a pig everyday because you're so hungry from cravings? Your belly growing from pregnancy and stuffing with no relief as you cram more in on top of over a week of non stop gorging. People thinking you must be overdue with twins, but you're only a few months in and it's mostly food and gas causing you to sport a rock hard belly that can't be contained even by your maternity clothes. You stuck on the couch letting out massive burps as you gently rub your belly, or out to eat with friends already stuffed because you forgot you had plans and now they're watching you burp and moan through dessert.

Oh i can imagine me being the main attraction at a cafe where my friends would take me... My horrendously distended belly hanging out, throbbing from the fermented gas and rock-hard from the amount of pressure inside, but I still can't stop myself from eating more and more. A few people already looked at me funny, but as soon as i start clutching my belly and moaning, that turns almost all of the heads towards me. Even the slightest kick from the babies in my womb cause my guts to act up, i feel my intestines swollen to their limits while i try to rub my poor belly to try and force some gas out. I start burping endlessly, but the pressure just build back again immediately. I sprawl my legs as wide as i can , right in the middle of the restaraunt, and massage my gut, it feels like I'm gonna burst for sure if I don't let out a huge fart that's been brewing in my swollen lower intestines for a day and a half. Aaah--GHUUUOOURRAAABBPPPP- my moan is interrupted by another gutteral belch, but it's not enough... My friends see my despair, and try to help, all rubbing my gigantic swollen belly, pressing in spots where they can feel a gas pocket. They are cautious, still, my belly is so taut that they are afraid i might legit burst if pressed on too hard...

The other patrons of the restaurant look in horror at the disgusting scene that is unfolding Infront of their eyes...

I can't stop belching and moaning, my belly starts to produce sounds similar to a storm, and i can feel more gas accumulating near my exit, probably blocked by a huge log that's been plugging me for a week.. i keep pushing, feeling that finally some farts are able to slip out, my asshole stretching wider and wider, until, finally, the loudest FFRRRRPPPBBBRRAAAABBBBPPT roars through the whole restaraunt, followed again by my moans and burps

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just imagine, for a second, gassing someone who has never gotten it before. sure, they always knew they wanted it, always knew they were a disgusting little slut for gas. but they were always too shy and embarrassed to seek it out or ask for it. and then finally they meet me, someone who is more than willing to indulge them, but frankly they have no idea what to expect.

i would sit on their face, their nose pressed right against my asshole. i would revel in their surprised little whimpers at the fact that they can already smell it, they can already smell me. i would grab a big handful of their hair and pull them further into my ass at my first long, noxious rip. they would gasp and sputter at the smell, shocked at how pungent it is. even if they knew it would be, they would never be able to expect this. and then, with their mouth open in a gasp, i would readjust so the next cloud of gas went right into their open mouth, choking them with how rancid it is.

their sweet little eyes would water and look up at me pleading, partially wanting more, partially wanting a break because this is so much more overwhelming than any porn could lead them to believe. but i wouldn’t give them a chance to breathe in anything but me, i would just keep filling their lungs with my gas, claiming them, marking them.

y’all do the world a favor and fart on the faces of people who have never gotten the chance. they have no idea what they are missing out on :3

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imagine this: you fill up your sub with awful foods that make them super gassy and then force them to hold it alllll in until you cock warm them later <333 and you just slowly feel them break and fart all over you anyway because no matter how plugged up they get , it HAS to come out.

OR you finally pull out and their hole becomes so stretched out that they just immediately unload the worst farts all over you

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I saw a post imagine of someone purposefully cooking food that will give their partner gas and it made me think about how at my job, we sell falafel, and it's pretty well known that if you undercook it in the frier it will give you tons of gas and upset your tummy (it doesn't get you sick, just a mild tummy ache with lots of gas and shit). And I would never fuck with someone's food without their consent but sometimes I purposefully undercook it for myself and it gives me just the worst farts all day and has me laying so many thick logs in my toilet the next day for a good hour or so.

Would love if someone went to my resturant and asked for me to cook them the falafel the "special way" and let me go home with them to rub their belly and work them through the consequences and tease them about eating something they knew would eventually make them shit their brains out. Maybe even lock their bathroom so they either have to shit their pants or find somewhere else to push those inevitable logs out. Poor baby~watching them stink up the entire house and clench over and moan trying to not lose control infront of me. Eventually giving in and pushing out into their underwear after I hit a sweet spot rubbing their tummy. Or whining and stumbling over to their sink and pulling down so I see their hole wink open and push out this massive girth of shit, whimpering and telling me to look away while they are on full display because they took more then they can handle. But the wetness and sensitivity in their crotch says everything so I sit there and praise them as another heavy log thuds out into their sink, and hear even more forewarning crackling. They're gonna be shitting themselves for hours 😩

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have some alternatives to the toilet for your convenience 🥴

bathroom sink

kitchen sink

wastebins

laundry basket

floor drain

old takeout containers

bucket

indoor pot plants

bathtub

shower

garden bed

hot tub

compost bin

off the edge of the couch

between the bed and the wall

floor of the bedroom closet

in the washing machine

out of a window

in between couch cushions

beneath the desk

a stack of towels

a litter box

corner of any room

the side of the bed you don't sleep on

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leg lifting to pee tho 😵‍💫 standing wherever you are and needing to empty the tank so you just hike up one leg and let the piss spray out in a messy arc onto the floor. the tension of holding your leg like that helps to aim, so you don't need to worry about peeing down your legs or standing in your own puddle - you can just let out a perfect jet a few feet away from you and remain perfectly dry 😌 in the same vein, you could just lie in bed on your side and cock a leg, scrolling on your phone as your piss shoots across the room. perfect solution to not wanting to lie on a wet patch 🥴

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I had another piss dream about my partner and we were going to this pool but they wouldn't let you in before showering there so we hopped in quick together. I could tell he looked off and quickly discovered him grabbing himself trying not to pee in the shower. I took his hands away and tried to get him to pee, and he wouldn't because we were in a public shower. He was getting worse and worse as we continued to shower and eventually I had it with him, so I knelt down and pulled his swim trunks down, and right at that moment, he started pissing and peed all over me before quickly turning to aim at the drain and apologizing profusely for pissing on me.

I don't even think I like getting pissed on but this dream?? It may have changed some things for me.

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girl who makes a point to eat all the food that makes her fart a lot and fart bad, just bc shes going to see u and be around u for several hours

i lovee when people stuff themselves just to make themselves gassy.. it’s either adorable or so fucking hot depending on their intentions.

like them meeting your eyes smugly as they gorge on the heaviest, most indulgent things just to load up on gas for you — whether you like it or not. shovelling down fast food so greasy their fingers are all grubby and oil smeared down their chin. chugging a gallon of milk and having to beat themselves on the back and rattle the most disgusting, warbling belches out of them, only a precursor of what’s to come. their stomach growing so bloated and heavy with food and gas they have to unbutton their jeans, giving you a peek of their yellowed underwear when they lean back, legs spread and fly dangling open. they’re smirking at you all the while, rubbing nd patting their gurgling belly and you know you’re in for a hell of a night.

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Just for fun I decided to (with some difficulty) pump up my guts with a little handheld bike pump bc I'm not a gassy lady but really get off on farting and then go out and hold it until I got into the grocery store where my gf works and just ripped for a solid 30 seconds while she scanned my items and everyone stared (made me really wet) my gf was red as a tomato and when I left i made sure to get a view of her checkout lane from the side and she was fully erect. I love turning her on in public 😋

oh my god anon 😳 I'm speechless here. the fact you were able to take a look afterwards and see how hard she was is soooo 😵‍💫 you're so bold for doing that in front of so many people, no doubt your gf was thinking about that all the way through her shift 🥴

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can't express how viscerally I want to be insanely gassy. truly and honestly. I wanna eat a meal and have to stop every few swallows to let out a deep growl of a burp between my teeth. I wanna fart myself awake each morning with a jolt. I wanna struggle to hold back on public transport and immediately rip ass the second I get off at my stop. I wanna be cropdusting the aisles while shopping and muffle burps with my hands. I want everything I eat to set off hours of gas that bloats up my belly and leaves me breathless. fuck 😩

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FUCK IT MY EMBARRASSING KINK FANART I did while kinda drunk at like 2am the other week 🗣️🗣️ if you know what character this is supposed to be no you dont 😭😭😭😭