PhD in Silly, studied shenanigans in undergrad Pronouns (goose/menace) #Staysilly 🪿
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*Honks in sad*
Today is not my birthday
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I was a fool for believing I could be human
For I am not
I am simply
Goose
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I miss being an egg
Things were so simple back then
I did nothing but…
Be egg
#stay silly#🪿#deep thoughts#existential dread#existencial crisis#goose needs therapy#I love my wife#yes this goose has a wife#egg#eggs#sigh#vent#stay silly 🪿#honk
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Halt! 🛑✋
Were you thinking of horsing around??
Be done with that!
Horsing around is out ❌🤺
Goosing around is in 🪿🎉✅
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Birds are not real
Wake up America.
The only thing real in life
Is goose
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I studied at SGCC, graduated with my PhD in 3008
#your so 2000 and late#SGCC 4 lyfe#silly goose community college#hit it fergie#fergies national anthem
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