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Sometimes when people quote the first line of Anna Karenina I wonder if they only quote the first line, because they didn't read the rest...

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So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

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I feel like Good Luck, Babe! could have been on The Family Jewels by Marina

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You mean to tell me i could have been booping for evil this entire time and i find out when i can't boop anymore??

I love booping people, this is the best feature ever.

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I may have to stop booping for my mental sanity

I love booping people, this is the best feature ever.

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I have been booping all day

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my fav thing about tumblr adding these gimmicks is that they always do it at like midnight america time, so they all wake up after several hours like "WHAT IS GOING ON" meanwhile in Europe we're just like

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I love booping people, this is the best feature ever.

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CHAPPELL ROAN for NME Magazine

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are you dyke as in bisexual woman or dyke as in straight man?

im a dyke as in i wear a beard at least once a month to do drag, im a dyke as in i have a dog from an ex girlfriend that my new partner has become a stepdad to, im a dyke as in i have owned a bus, im a dyke as in i have worn a strap harness to the club as an accessoire, im a dyke as in i want to abolish private property, im a dyke as in i had a homoerotic breakup with my best friend in middle school, im a dyke as in that best friend is still/again my best friend because lesbians will overcome, im a dyke as in i know my way around tools, im a dyke as in i have a "well of loneliness" tattoo, im a dyke as in my first wlw relationship has left scars that im still working through, im a dyke as in i will always help my friends move, im a dyke as in im my fathers child but im a dyke as in my mothers hurt fuels my female rage, im a dyke as in i have always carried heavier things than the boys in my class, im a dyke as in fat butches turn me on, im a dyke as in i will never be one of the girls, im a dyke as in i relate to morrissey, im a dyke as in im great at organizing, im a dyke as in i own more ancient ass vinyl than any other person i know, im a dyke as in i will make sure you will get home safe, im a dyke as in i have serenaded pretty girls with my guitar, im a dyke as in i unironically wear the rainbow colored lace thong that belonged to my besties ex gf, im a dyke as in i have a membeship card for my local hardware store, im a dyke as in i wore a suit to prom, im a dyke as in a lover, a defender, a care taker, an oldest sister, a drag king, a stone femme.

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.