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As the exact opposite, i have never seen hazbin hotel but i have been playing portal for as long as i can remember,

I would not fuck that TV guy

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You could find someone with a pet lizard and let the lizard go crazy

Its the circle of life :3

how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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Musical about a guy who is the only one who doesnt know it's a musical.

The actor isn't taught the choreography to the songs so their desperate attempts to dance along are real

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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Then what am i?????? Please tell me where you were going with this???

"im a butch" "im a twink" ok well i will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars? i will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy? my hands shall relish ending you here and now?

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Absolutely dumb 🤣

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funny character i made up

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I think theres some snail in your cat

funny character i made up

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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TCAF is over now, so here's my new comic I debuted there!

Enjoy!

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This is us apparently

When I die I want to end up on one of those shitty true crine tik toks saying "She was graped and then deleted with a pew pew" that could be funny