#truly shocking

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Frankly I'm shocked it took a whole three sessions for the Heart Foundation raffle to get corrupted I thought it would have happened IMMEDIATELY

[bearotonin-international]

wut?? The team’s late night bear posting?!?

shocking

[fagandordyke]

how could i have foreseen that being productive would bring back my sense of self worth?

[irummna]

another silly that isn't the bastard??

unbelievable-

[i-love-women-imnotgaythotrust]

I was with my friends at scouts and we got handed the DRSABCD cards for emergencies, and my friend sitting next to me said "the second d will shock you" and i turned it over and it said "defibrillator"

[aliendeity]

i know i’m a little late and this isn’t really a fashion blog, but viewers need to be warned that in the latest savage x fenty show, johnny depp appears at the 20 minute mark. idk for how long he stays (i turned it off) but i can only imagine how distressing this must be to see when rihanna champions herself as a women’s rights activist.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[theawkwardartist]

[tranny-man]

I suddenly remembered the webcomic where this girl just pretends to be her crushes dog to make her happy and I don't know if it was like intentionally supposed to be pet play but it definitely was the comic that introduced me to the concept lol

[barnbridges]

being eastern european and watching video games saying that some dumb rich people came over to some warhole into your country is actually the funniest experience. like. maybe they deserve to die for going there willingly, actually.

[imamastermind-nowurmine]

Fun fact: In Vermont, public nudity is legal as long as you’re not harassing anyone, but stripping is not. So as long as you leave your house naked, you’re good.

[hawkeyequeerce]

I don't know how Terry managed it. There's just nothing on this earth like a Discworld book. I'll be listening to a book I've read countless times over and suddenly, a single line I've never even really noticed before will tear me open. They just reach right inside me and open my ribcage to expose my very heart.

Tonight, it was Hat Full of Sky and Granny Weatherwax saying, "The world is unfair. Be grateful you have friends." On their own, the words are unremarkable. But juxtaposed together, with the context they are operating in....they had tears flowing down my face before I knew what was happening. The world is unfair; sometimes, the wonderful happens when it shouldn't (and/or when you feel you deserve a divinely wrathful torment) because you have friends. The world is unfair. That doesn't just mean that the horrible happens when it shouldn't. It means that the beautiful does too. Be grateful you have friends. They are the hub on which that beauty spins, turning the theft into gold.

A lot of people I've introduced to these books haven't liked them — they find them too silly, or preachy, or nonsensical, or even puerile. I am never upset or really disappointed when they don't like them. To each their own. But I will never understand it. They are baked into my being in a way that few things are and I am better to myself, to other people, and to the world because of it.

Sir Terry, you were a gift nonpareil. Thank you for your words and for shaping my world.

[orchita]

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[venomousautism]

Donnie rambles 2023 tumblr edition wtf… ME! Posting on TUMBLR! In 2023!!!! Wow..

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

Y'all I actually really really am loving this Salem!Agatha fix it fic

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton is a master manipulator in FNAF..