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Ah fuck. Not again.

right. im gonna have a look in that tomb over there, and i better not find any bloody- ah fuck. he's gone. one of you lot left the bloody tomb unlocked and now he's risen again. brilliant. just marvelous. im surrounded by baboons. <- gordon ramsay upon discovering that christ our lord has risen again

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It is because I am unsure. Hope this helps.

please explain why this was a legit edit on the hotel hell youtube page for just a normal episode of hotel hell

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Everybodys asking whos the real chef but nobodys asking how s the chef

Fr.

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you cant finish them off yourself? you have to call your pet waiters? coward

It’s beneath me. I have better things to do.

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I hate my life

Change it then.

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What are your thoughts on foraged food?

All foods are foraged if you start stealing from the supermarket.

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gordon what do you do if you yell at someone and they start crying like rfreaking out and panic attacking all over you do you show remorse or do you finish them off like a generous predator instead pf letting them chew their leg off to escape the trap

I ring a bell and one thousand waiters leap to their feet and devour them with no remorse.

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Laughed at this.

gordon ramsay getting multiplied by one: oh my god no. no you’ve got to be bloody joking. this is unbelievable, let me tell you. i’m the exact same but a process has occurred. fuck me.

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why did I see you in a picture posted on r/gentlefemdom

No comment.

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How's the good boy? :3

Don’t call me that.

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What tips do you have for someone who wants to start a baked goods company?

Don't be shit.

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Have you cooked the southern American dish, Bussy? If so, how do you prepare the bussy?

With love.

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Not watching that.

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I started to learn how to cook recently, any tips?

Trust yourself, and don't be disheartened if something doesn't turn out how you want it to. It's all a learning experience and you'll get there.

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I have the biggest crush on you

Who doesn't.

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I’m a better version of Ken.

Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable

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gordon we miss u pls come back

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