gordonfang1

[gordonfang1]

Furries, toothpaste, McDonalds and a Revelation

My favorite moment in VR Chat.

I am a cactus boy. I am green, have red shorts, and am tall and prickly. I have a small cartoon face. It's simple: two dots and a small smile.

circlesgandan Knuckles walks in small running around fast. The voice sounds like an 8-year old kid. He can barely talk, having just learned how words work. He asks me my favorite color, and I tell him it's green. We go around like maniacs just talking to random people.

It's fun. I talk to two British people about Dark Souls, investing, passive income, and Dead Space. Some guys are beatboxing in the other part of the room. Some people draw phallic symbols everywhere in the air.

Ugandan Knuckles lets me know that toothpaste tastes good since he just ate some. We get bored and he tells me, "Hey, let's go to another world. It will be fun."

We jump into a portal and I don't know what's going to happen.

Hey woah, it's McDonalds in the VR world. Golden arches, cash registers, people in the back frying fries.

Then I couldn't find him for another 30 minutes.

I try to figure out how to play. I go to the fryer. Nothing works, so I stand at the register. The line of people is no longer a line and everyone is yelling orders at me. Someone wants to see my manager. People are jumping over the counter and running all over the place. It's getting to be too much and I go to the bathroom and my buddy is there.

I ask Ugandan KNuckes what the game was and how to play it, and he replies.

That is the game in the nicest kid's voice I hear.

My mind was blown. This is real life. This is happening all at once. I'm the kid. He's me at different points in life. like Sponge Bob and Squidward.

I told him wow, this was pretty eye opening and he was just happy and nothing bothered him. Even regular bad fast food didn't bother him. It was a game.

We then met this cool guy who also liked chicken nuggets and was a genuinely nice customer, so all three of us went back to the bar to chat and hang out.

Later, at one point, he says, "Hey, this is pretty boring. Would you like to go to another world?"

Sure, so me and the toothpaste eating kid say let's go hang out with this cool guy and jump into the portal.

The world loads and there are two strange people in front of us. I started to go left and right and I was very disoriented and confused. These weren't two other people, my avatar changed.

This is a mirror I am no longer a cactus boy, and the person next to me is not Ugandan knuckles.

The guy from the bar is a furry creator with the most insane anime jiggle physics I've seen. I am jumping and walking, and it is comically huge in my figure and proportions.

The Mirror: Please Donate Money, I Am Poor and Make Content and a Link to His Patreon

The tooth paste kid is SCREAMING, madly confused and even crying. I could not stop laughing at how scared and confused he was.

We both disconnected since I didnt know how to leave the world. When I log back in, I join my Ugandan knuckle friend at the bar server.

We talked about what happened, and he was genuinely confused. I tried to explain as best I could what happened and comfort the kid.

I hear grunting and screaming and what sounds like someone being hit.

The avatar stops moving, and I wait a bit, and it disconnects. I never hear from this kid again.

I am genuinely worried about what happened to the kid.

Was this a prank on me? Am I being cyber stalked to make funny clips? That was a very weird day, and I truly hope this kid is OK. If you're the kid reading this, you were a really cool friend, and I hope you're doing OK.