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Currently in a Lancer campaign where three out of five charecters in the party litteraly can't leave their mechs. Took 'get in the robot' too far I fear.

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HUGE

Watching it tonight

Hi, I don't usually ask people things but I was just wondering if you had ever seen the 2011 movie redline and if you think it would work in a Lancer setting, sorry for bothering ya,

OOC:

So I couldn't find anything on a Redline from 2011, but if you mean the animated film from 2009 about racing, then I can't really say as I haven't watched it yet (super duper on my list!) (but I do hope you see / have seen that one Lancer edit of it that was poking fun at the Nelson's insane movement iirc)

I'm struggling to find it, but I did find a Reddit post where someone homebrewed a whole system for it using Lancer as a base. Below:

If you end up doing this please keep me updated, I didn't really realize how kickass this idea was until just now

Also please don't be sorry for "bothering" me, I love getting asks and have NOTHING going on in my life!

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Hi, I don't usually ask people things but I was just wondering if you had ever seen the 2011 movie redline and if you think it would work in a Lancer setting, sorry for bothering ya,

OOC:

So I couldn't find anything on a Redline from 2011, but if you mean the animated film from 2009 about racing, then I can't really say as I haven't watched it yet (super duper on my list!) (but I do hope you see / have seen that one Lancer edit of it that was poking fun at the Nelson's insane movement iirc)

I'm struggling to find it, but I did find a Reddit post where someone homebrewed a whole system for it using Lancer as a base. Below:

If you end up doing this please keep me updated, I didn't really realize how kickass this idea was until just now

Also please don't be sorry for "bothering" me, I love getting asks and have NOTHING going on in my life!

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>// Your life is held in the microscopic grasp of billions of pieces of sentient math that pretend to be a frame >// I should hope that couldn't be you

Do you have any suggestions for a "normal" Gorgon build?, AKA they murder anything that dares hurt their babies

// You poor, poor bitch // Stay a while and listen.

// You do not know the horror you have just wrought. // RA have mercy on you.

// To start, make sure you have a Gorgon // I'm telling you what you should have by LL12 // Oh and keep in mind: // I haven't tested this, // This is the Gorgon I'm currently building. // FYI: This is assuming that you'll be running the same LCPs as me.

// Licenses:

Gorgon L. 3 Hydra L. 2 Tortuga L. 2 Nelson L. 2 Raleigh L. 2 Drake L. 1

// You'll call me a hypocrite for getting so many IPS-N licenses // But I don't care. // Mech Skills:

Hull: 6 Agility: 0 Systems: 6 Engineering: 2

// You wanna prioritize being an absolute tank // Because you'll be taking damage // so your babies won't have to.

// Core bonuses:

Fomorian Frame (Size 2 to 3, no pushed around) Reinforced Frame (+5 HP) Universal Compatibility (Bonus to Core Power system) The Lesson of Held Image (Or whatever you want, dump slot)

// Talents:

House Guard L.3 Drone Commander L.3 Orator L.2 Spotter L.2 Legionnaire L.2 Skirmisher L.1 Exemplar L.1 Tactician L.1

// Equipment:

Flex Mount 1: Missile Rack Flex Mount 2: Missile Rack: Main Mount 1: Catalytic Hammer w/ Thermal Charge Mod Main Mount 2: Vorpal Gun (Obviously)

// The gist is that you use the missiles at range // The hammer when they're up close // And the Vorpal Gun when your babies are hurt

// Systems: 15 Total

2 on Thermal Charge 1 on Personalizations 2 on //Scorpion V70.1 3 on "Roland" Chamber 2 on Tempest Drone 2 on Argonaut Shield 3 on SCYLLA-Class NHP

// Your whole goal is to use the Tempest Drone for area denial // While keeping your babies close to you so that your hammer can smack whatever gets close enough to hurt them, using Rolands and Thermal Charges to get as much damage as possible on every hit // While using the Vorpal to target anything that hits your babies from a distance // It relies that you stay at a medium distance // But you have the health to tank a lot of attacks

// REMEMBER: Structure is a resource! You don't have 37 HP, you have 148!

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>// Dude holy shit I never saw this omg >// Love that I was mentioned in the tags and then someone @'d me so I'd actually see it

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Concept:

A sci-fi war game where mech pilot puppygirls, cyborg assassin catgirls, and psionic cultist bunnygirls, are the three factions.

Idk maybe I’ll think about some time.

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>// Have you heard of Lancer? >// We have:

>// You know, personally, I really like the Doggy mech >// A lot >// Url is unrelated

Concept:

A sci-fi war game where mech pilot puppygirls, cyborg assassin catgirls, and psionic cultist bunnygirls, are the three factions.

Idk maybe I’ll think about some time.

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Lancer is such a good game. You can make an antisocial piece of shit hacker literally designed in a lab to do war crimes, but then she unexpectedly trauma bonds with one of the other pilots, so the next time she levels up you tell the GM that you're giving her a new skill called Out of the Mouths of Lab-Grown Trauma Dolls that lets her experience unwanted but valuable emotional epiphanies and/or inflict extreme guilt and discomfort on people in social situations. And you can just do that. You're allowed to do that.

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You are the one source on NHP dating I can find sooooo... how would one go about getting with an ASURA-Class NHP? Beem piloting with it for a while now and I'm very attached already.

>// First off, hope things go well! >// Second, I haven't been around an ASURA personally, but an HA license pirate I know was nearly cooked alive in his mech by an ASURA; >// You HAVE to be prepared for them to be extremely hyperactive, bouncing off the walls; >// As someone with very few spoons, I could never imagine myself with an ASURA; >// Most of my advice is naturally just general dating advice; >// It's gonna sound corny as all hell, but honestly just be yourself. If they can't enjoy you for who you really are, they don't deserve you; >// But also the ASURA user I know says he can't shit talk HA around them, it's like shit talking his in-laws or something; >// Again, best of luck!

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So weird to see people horny for their Enlightenment-Class NHPs, when for me it’s like. That’s my Daughter. That’s my Baby Girl. She still makes me search stuff on Omnipedia for her sometimes because she likes learning together. Like if people wanna bone down that’s their business, but like. Cool how sapient experience is different and all that

>// realistically i didn't "make" her >// we just kinda found each other >// but the daughter thing is big to SIERRA >// she's my wife first and foremost >// but she still calls me mommy

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Prompt #1,280

"So we… what? Burn the whole place down? Move on? Pretend it never existed? Pretend it never happened?"

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Do you have any suggestions for a "normal" Gorgon build?, AKA they murder anything that dares hurt their babies

// You poor, poor bitch // Stay a while and listen.

// You do not know the horror you have just wrought. // RA have mercy on you.

// To start, make sure you have a Gorgon // I'm telling you what you should have by LL12 // Oh and keep in mind: // I haven't tested this, // This is the Gorgon I'm currently building. // FYI: This is assuming that you'll be running the same LCPs as me.

// Licenses:

Gorgon L. 3 Hydra L. 2 Tortuga L. 2 Nelson L. 2 Raleigh L. 2 Drake L. 1

// You'll call me a hypocrite for getting so many IPS-N licenses // But I don't care. // Mech Skills:

Hull: 6 Agility: 0 Systems: 6 Engineering: 2

// You wanna prioritize being an absolute tank // Because you'll be taking damage // so your babies won't have to.

// Core bonuses:

Fomorian Frame (Size 2 to 3, no pushed around) Reinforced Frame (+5 HP) Universal Compatibility (Bonus to Core Power system) The Lesson of Held Image (Or whatever you want, dump slot)

// Talents:

House Guard L.3 Drone Commander L.3 Orator L.2 Spotter L.2 Legionnaire L.2 Skirmisher L.1 Exemplar L.1 Tactician L.1

// Equipment:

Flex Mount 1: Missile Rack Flex Mount 2: Missile Rack: Main Mount 1: Catalytic Hammer w/ Thermal Charge Mod Main Mount 2: Vorpal Gun (Obviously)

// The gist is that you use the missiles at range // The hammer when they're up close // And the Vorpal Gun when your babies are hurt

// Systems: 15 Total

2 on Thermal Charge 1 on Personalizations 2 on //Scorpion V70.1 3 on "Roland" Chamber 2 on Tempest Drone 2 on Argonaut Shield 3 on SCYLLA-Class NHP

// Your whole goal is to use the Tempest Drone for area denial // While keeping your babies close to you so that your hammer can smack whatever gets close enough to hurt them, using Rolands and Thermal Charges to get as much damage as possible on every hit // While using the Vorpal to target anything that hits your babies from a distance // It relies that you stay at a medium distance // But you have the health to tank a lot of attacks

// REMEMBER: Structure is a resource! You don't have 37 HP, you have 148!

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Writing Prompt

Dystopian Road-trip