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[goro-goro-juudaime]

aegirvampira‌:

“Aegir. My Master is your ally. I won’t hurt you.” Unless that changed and she ordered it, but knowing her that was unlikely.

Still amused at the other’s fear. He couldn’t help it. It was partly in his nature to enjoy such things.

“A-ally...? O-oh...” That... actually helped him calm quite a lot, surprisingly, same with the comment of not hurting him. Intuition told him neither were a lie, so he breathed a sigh of relief, though his heart still raced from that scare.

“M-my name is Natsu, it’s n-nice to meet you, Aegir. You mentioned your master, a-are you a box weapon, too...?” They share Flames, he thought with a small sniff.

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irritatedseahawk‌:

“Tch. You’re an ally and my mistress would be displeased if I attacked an ally so.. Whatever. Sure. Fine. Nice to meet you. Name is Aukai.”

“Ally?” Mistress? So is he’s a box weapon, too? “I-I didn’t know we had an allied Famiglia visiting...” He wouldn’t be surprised if it was a sudden visit or something Reborn conveniently didn’t mention to them, it’s happened before. “Sorry if it’s rude to ask, but what family are you from, Aukai?” Despite the attitude and mild threat, he didn’t feel any true danger. At the moment.

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typealfine replied to your post: ❛ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in...

Alfin blinked a couple times at these gestures. Head turned onward then eyes peered back. “You were just what? If you are going to the beach, you might want to strip there.” Chuckles into his fist.

“I was going to! I-I mean, I was going to if w-we went there, a-after grabbing some trunks of course.” His flush left slowly, but wasn’t going to disappear any time soon. “I-I just zoned out is all... I didn’t know I was doing s-something so embarrassing, gaoooo...”

“W-would you like to go to the beach...?” It was a nice day out, and the weather had been warm enough lately that a few people could be seen dotting the shoreline. Despite his nature and inherited lack of swimming skills, he still enjoyed the water, and Natsu was admittedly a little curious to see the dolphin in action in his “natural habitat”. Aside from all of that, it also served as just a fun outing for them!

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aegirvampira‌:

Steps out to be slightly more visible, though still avoids any direct sunlight. Gives a quiet sort of half wave.

“Yes. That is what I said.” Semi amused at the other’s terror. Secretly enjoys scaring people. Doesn’t say so though, and expression shows nothing.

Freezes at seeing the movement, but calms down slightly as he sees that it’s a person and not something else. The small wave makes him blink.

“Wh-who are you...?” He kept his distance, but nervously returned the wave. Wasn’t about to let down his guard just yet, but didn’t want to be rude to a possible new friend either.

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"Careful, Natsu. They'll beat you up."

“Huh??? Why?! I didn’t anything! ...did I? And do you know them, Mukurou?”

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“I-I was just curious is all, sorry... I haven’t seen you around b-before, my name is Natsu, n-nice to meet you...?”

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started following you

“Why the fuck are you in my space, furball?”

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Jumps straight into the air, giving a frightened scream as he backed away from the voice. “HIIIIIE--!!” Hand clutched to his chest, he wheezed as his eyes searched the shadows. “H-h-hello-o...?!”

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Gives a quiet “Hello” from the shadows in the corner, or else the other might never have known he was even there. 

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❛ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now — what are you doing? ❜

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S3. )

“Wha--? Oh!” The lion jumped, blushing furiously all the way down beneath his scarf and all the way up into his hair, hands scrambling away from where they’d been absently picking at his pants’ button.

“I-I-I-I w-wasn’t going to, I-I just--” He floundered for words spectacularly as they just fell to stuttered noises on his tongue. It stayed like that for a good minute before he gestured wildly toward the beach down the other route of their path, arms pointing insistently as if to answer what his mouth couldn’t.

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❛ we’re going to see a thousand ghosts tonight, any less and it’s a failure. ❜ -- (( a VERY drunk TYL Tsuna! Fortunately for Natsu, he's a little slow but coherent after he drinks. ))

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S3. )

“A thousand? That’s a tall order, Master, I don’t know...” Natsu said with as much seriousness as he could between his giggles. He hadn’t dipped into the drinks nearly as much as Tsuna had, but it was enough to get him loose-lipped and to find things way too funny. Not like it was hard to right now, anyway, with hearing his master go on about ghost hunting of all things like he did actual, real missions. Ghosts, which both of them were still terrified of, but he wasn’t about to point that out.

“Where would we even find that many...? Are we going to a g-graveyard or something...?” That was scary enough in it’s own right, even with the alcohol making the lion more courageous, but he’d rather that then find out just how many ghosts were on their own home’s historied grounds. “And should we get Hayato to help us? This is his field of expertise after all.” He knew he was being a terrible enabler, but this was too fun to pass up! Besides, they needed some hijinks after all of the serious work they’ve done lately.

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S3. )

❛ i’m ghost proof, baby. ❜ 

❛ we’re going to see a thousand ghosts tonight, any less and it’s a failure. ❜

❛ i feel like you’d atleast try to talk to it, or observe it, and not just shove shit into its holes. ❜

❛ don’t try it, demon! ❜  

❛ that bat was straight up going for your ass — it was an ass bat. ❜

❛ that looks like the thing i put my tea on, but it’s levitating ❜ 

❛ you got a big wide open wilderness there, you can stuff bones anywhere. ❜

❛ stop banging on the door, you prick! ❜

❛ this looks like a place where a serial killer would keep his victims. ❜

❛ what if i open this and a thousand rattle snakes come out? ❜

❛ you’d be the worst diplomat when it comes to alien-human relations, every fucking solution you’ve offered is shoot at them with your gun. ❜      

❛ let’s boogie, boys! ❜

❛ i would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real. ❜ 

❛ hey, you demon fuck! ❜

❛ is will smith dead? has anybody checked the news? ❜

❛ i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. ❜

❛ i’m not trying to do that whole dismissing thing but — i’m dismissing it. ❜

❛ how am i the same as a satanist? ❜

❛ i just looked into places that would make me want to die, and i think this place checks that box. ❜

❛ we’re turning into scooby doo. ❜

❛ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now — what are you doing? ❜

❛ oh, no neck snapping, huh? ❜

❛ i’m not trying to be crass here but, there is a surprising amount of penis art in here. ❜

❛ this guy looks like such a fucking sad sack. ❜ 

❛ spooky castle — that’s every investigators dream. ❜

❛ at this point, who are you trying to impress with all the bats? ❜ 

❛ throw ‘em in a volcano, i don’t care. ❜

❛ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread of something. ❜

❛ okay, what’s this hole do? ❜

❛ we’re here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist. ❜ 

❛ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ❜

❛ i’m jim from the office and I believe in ghosts. ❜

❛ i’m not going to gloat here, ‘cause at this certain point i feel bad for you. ❜

❛ moaning myrtle? this looks like your kinda joint. ❜

❛ you gonna’ embroider that on a pillow or something? ❜

❛ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ❜ 

❛ not every fucking alien interaction is independence day! sometimes it can be like E.T. what if they just wanna come and have a beautiful relationship with a little boy named elliott? ❜

❛ why would you chop a nuns head off? ❜

❛ i get tired of hearing about shadow people. ❜

❛ any demons out tonight? any horny boys? ❜

❛ as we snuff these candles, so, too, do we snuff you from this mortal world — you fuckin’ wimp. ❜

❛ i feel like a strong man, i never feel like a strong man. ❜ 

❛ you will be chief. I say so, i’m a white man. ❜ 

❛ goat man! i’m dancing on your bridge, it’s my bridge now! ❜

❛ smells like shit in here. ❜

❛ but ghosts? my word, what a waste of time. ❜ 

❛ as i scan around, this place definitely screams high-tech ; we got like, a couch over there with a couple of cockroaches fuckin’ — ❜

❛ it’s a people grinder. ❜

❛ oh my god! again with the fucking carl sagan! ❜

❛ burn ‘em, they’re like white walkers. ❜ 

❛ if i left a yelp review of this place, it would say, far too many bats. ❜  

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜    

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corpseowl‌:

“I am not mean. Just playful. Your words are very hurtful here, Natsu.”

“W-wait, I-- That’s-- I didn’t mean it like--”

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corpseowl‌:

“I’ll rip your face off for that.” Doesn’t touch him anyways. “Not like you really would to begin with. If one would, it would probably be that storm companion, Uri when they’re not lazy.”

“Ack--?! Why?!” Jumps at that anyway, before pausing and pouting angrily as if to cover it up. “I-- Y-yeah, you’re right on that, they like fights just as much as Gokudera, unfortunately... I’d still prefer no fights, gao, they aren’t necessary!”

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corpseowl‌:

“Yes, which is why sometimes I am ashamed you are the top dog. Cat in this case. Go out. Start a fight.”

“Funny, I remember someone recently warning me off being reckless-- wait, no, silly.” No heat to his words, more pouty but amused observation. “I’m not going to start any fights!”

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corpseowl���:

“Don’t be that way. I am just playing around, but also aren’t friends suppose to?”

Mutters of low blow. “Y-yeah, but... uggghhhaaao, still mean! I’m jumpy!!”

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bitingskylark‌:

  《𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓭》 ——————————————————————————————————  

The prefect stopped paying attention to the Lion turnedhuman. He was reading over the papers Kusakabe brought him earlier that daythat required his attention. All was well until he heard an awful lot ofrummaging through the closet. All Natsu needed was perhaps a bucket and a clothtowel. For any thorough cleaning, Kusakabe was up to task, as this was one ofhis more common job tasks.

A spilled beverage was nothing compared to what he normallycleaned.

Once he felt a pair of eyes glancing at him, Hibari oncemore regarded the humanoid box animal, witnessing what Natsu believed were theappropriate tools to get the job done. Deafening silence as Hibari refused toreact for a short minute. Gray eyes bore into each and every item Natsu carriedin his arms.  

【Do you plan on cleaning the whole office?】

That is what the hodge-podge of cleaning supplies would suggest.If nothing else, Natsu had given it his best effort, and he couldn’t be faultedfor it, especially when one considered Natsu’s lack of experience in thecleaning field.

Still, this was a life skill the owner was responsible forteaching. All fault fell onto Tsuna’s shoulders.

【You only require a bucket of clean water and a cleaning rag. Soakup the spill the best you can.】

After offering more assistance than he had previously,Hibari’s eyes travelled back to his paperwork, once more ignoring Natsu. 

The lion did his damnedest not to squirm too much or just melt into a ball of flames under the other’s long, silent scrutiny, but couldn’t stop himself from fidgeting from foot to foot anyway. His Intuition tried to hush him, practically spelling out for him that everything was fine and there was no need to worry here, that there’s no danger. Unlucky for him and his extra sense, then, that his anxiety was quite loud and didn’t appreciate logic. 

He was more worried for his master’s safety than his own at this point, anyway, knowing well the prefect’s soft spot for small animals and that it likely-- seemingly --still kept him covered.

“Oh.”

“R-right... Thank you, Hibari-san.”

Being a ball of flame suddenly felt very appealing now, as did going for the door and his ring and just about anything else because wow. The feeling didn’t last long but still, wow.

Suddenly not having the energy to panic over that mess up, Natsu felt winded instead, the last ebbs of anxiety drained out into the odd sense of serenity that came with a silly mix up like that. Where all he could was deflate with a sigh of defeat and a hint of relief, turning once again to put everything back in the closet, now at a leisurely pace. It was while grabbing the bucket and rag that he remembered Hibari’s previous words, and his head fell against the door with a bitter snort, directed entirely at himself. Idiot.

Closing the closet, the Sky called over his shoulder a simple “I’ll be right back!” before heading out the door to find the nearest bathroom for water. Even though he was out of the room, could just keep walking, he stuck to his word and a few minutes later returned. Kneeling down with the much more simple supplies, he set to work soaking up the spill best he could using what was left of his nervous energy, not realizing he was humming to himself quietly all the while.

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