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aphrcditex:

“You really don’t care that you lack a purpose? That maybe one day you’ll just cease to exist and you’ll be forgotten? Not that it would really be a shame….We may finally be able to get a little bit of peace and quiet around here.”

“None would be so lucky. As for a purpose, no one can give me one but me, and I have plenty of reasons to be on this earth -- most of which are none of your damned business.”

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aphrcditex:

“It’s better than spending eternity as a glorified mail carrier.” The goddess paused, tilting her head before asking “And given that those are pretty common now, do you really even HAVE a purpose?”

“You’re damn right I’m like, eighty percent unemployed -- that’s not news. But you’re act like that’s a bad thing that I don’t have to fulfill some divine duty anymore.”

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theirhorror:

“honey, honey. i don’t mean literally. i meant like, are you a fan of zeus. trust me -- it’s way worse than being someone who sleeps with him. hera, for example.”

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aphrcditex:

“Immortality is wasted on you.”

“Of course. Instead I should spend most of my life worrying about how many people are wetting their pants at how pretty I am. At any. Given. Time.”

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theirhorror:

“i think you’ve got the wrong goddess.”

“are... are you a zeus fucker?”

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theirhorror:

“what’s exhausting is listening to you.”

“you heard it here first, folks!  ares believes i give a shit about what he thinks!”

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aphrcditex:

“I have actually, and, the last time I checked, he wasn’t speaking nonsense. I can’t say the same for you.”

“I was beatboxing.” 

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theirhorror:

“…a hot one.”

“nah-ah. you’re hot, but you’ve got a screw loose.”

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theirhorror:

“okay, drama queen.” 

“you were supposed to call out my mistake and slam-dunk zeus. you’ve failed me.”

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theirhorror:

“i know. the real fun is waiting to find out who will fire first.” 

“it must be so exhausting, being you.”

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aphrcditex:

“Who knew senility would hit you first…”

“Have you seen Hades?”

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theirhorror:

“what kind of backwards person doesn’t like ketchup ?”

“what kind of backwards person compares themselves to a paste?”

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@kingcfdeath | HADES

“Don't care what you say to me, I'mma bite your feelings out.”

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@aphrcditex | APHRODITE

“Boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats...”

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@beautifulnightmvre | MELINOE

“Honey, it's rainin' tonight.”

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@theirhorror | GAIA

“The biggest scandal, I became.”

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@theirhorror | ARES

“You're not the only one walking 'round with a loaded gun.”