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hey so I got a tattoo at one of the sanitary Gotham parlors and uhm is it supposed to move?

I'm definitely not an expert on anything even remotely related to tattoos, but I will say that you might want to make sure your air filters are working. Fear gas season came early to Gotham

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when the police officer new to Gotham is crashing out so bad during his first rogue/vigilante beatdown that everyone stops to watch:

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wanna make this clear <3

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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also essential workers and people paid hourly, but that's implied

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Bill, they jumped when your car backfired. I don't think they're ready for your war stories

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Purely scientific conclusion based on the severity of the injuries found on them once the Bats have left the scene

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Of course he is. His reindeer plowed through the Batburger on Tricorner last year

SANTA ISN’T REAL!?

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Nothing says the holidays like roasting marshmallows over the burning remains of the fire station

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If someone were to choke him out, the ambulance might take a little longer than usual to respond. Jus sayin

i fucking hate the joker

oh my god he just fills me with RAGE everytime i see he’s ugly pasty elongated face

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officially done with my dumb metropolis cousin. The guy she's dating is majoring in psychology with a minor in botany.

Also, you're my favorite EMS if only cause you're the one who carries the Good Snacks . Gummy bats? Automatic favorite.

Maybe in Metropolis psych and botany degrees are okay, but Gothamites gotta be careful. Better safe than sorry

Gummy bats and goldfish all the way! I'll pick up an extra bag just for you!

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Good morning to everyone except the Joker who has broken out and put smilex in the stovetop stuffing mixes.

Also apparently ManBat switched sides and is a good guy now sooo uh yeah,kinda feel bad about biting him.

The Joker can go eat a batarang. Stovetop stuffing was all I had left. Truly, nothing is sacred anymore

Eh, Man-Bat was bad at the time. You can't fly around shrieking and biting people without expecting to be bitten back

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the perfect recipe for disaster

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Had to cart another psych PhD with a gimmick and a flamethrower to the hospital, so I'm obligated to clown on them again

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2. Talk about leaving

Top things to do in Gotham:

Leave

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pov: you finally got approved for a bank account and Two Face robs the place the next day