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Some villain who just found out the new Batman is like 17: "Your honour, Batman should be at the club"

Terry McGinnis, who had to bail on another date with Dana for this: "I WAS"

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“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.

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Nightwing #122 variant cover by Babs Tarr

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The Tim and Damian development recently we had Tim call Damian his baby brother

We got this recently with Damian putting Tim on a art piece of people he feels loved by

We had them hug

We had them finishing each other sentences

To Tim saving Damian and a father like son comparison with a smile on his face

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shafic chapter 8, babyyyy, getting worked on! it's only been. uh.

hm. that's. ah. oops.

PROGRESS

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THEY FUCKING WHAT

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Every Nightwing Comic Ever: “I’ve been a lot of things in my life: Sidekick. Vigilante. Acrobat. Son. Boy Wonder. Titan. Flying Grayson. Cop. Spy. Detective. Circus Owner. Mayor’s Assistant. Bartender. Model. Mentor. Leader. Fitness Instructor. Stripper. Tax Evader. University Student. Tiger King. Y2K Survivor. Jesse McCartney. Anesthesiologist. Activia Spokemans. Bernie Supporter. Chimney Sweep. Twitch Streamer. Midwife. HPV Positive. But tonight I’m just....NIGHTWING ”

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discourse about batman's no-kill rule is so funny. imagine if a dude was like "i personally will not commit any murders and if any of my kids do i will be unhappy" and everyone booed him

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

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Imagining the various ways Batman and Brucie intersect from Jim Gordon’s POV and the funniest one my brain can come up with is:

Batman, examining the crime scene: “…you can’t do cocaine like that.”

Jim Gordon: “Wait. You can’t?”

Batman: “It’s not — if you try to inhale it like he did, you’d choke. But you wouldn’t die. Not even if it was laced with something.”

Jim Gordon, peering over his shoulder: “Uh huh.”

Batman:

Jim Gordon:

Batman:

Jim Gordon: “Why do you know so much about how to do coke?”

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I made a few Batman Beyond tweets. Just for fun.

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they don’t know what that even means

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he started as a joke but now he can’t stop

(pt 2 I guess)