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Ledger Joker C4!

(Plus C4 is an explosive so it totally fits! 😆)

omg that’s perfect!!

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Hello I’m not dead, just studying 😩

Will post again soon, got a nice comfort fic on its way, so don’t forget about me!

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Hey!! Can i request a ledger!joker x reader, where the reader gets seriously injured on his watch & how he would react? Thanks love!

I sure can 😈 there is nothing I love more than an overprotective J 🤰I bet he becomes the most doting and nervous mess when his S/O needs it... ugh, I can’t wait to post this ✨ Look out for it soon!

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Hey! Hey you! Here’s a hug! 🤗 pass it on if you want! 😄

Really needed this rn, ty :(( xx

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Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy dressed up for Halloween by Mindy Lee

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When you have a severe UTI and need antibiotics but the doctors lose your prescription 🤪 and the pharmacy refuses to give you anything 😷🙅🏻‍♀️ so now you’re waiting for it to turn into a kidney infection 🤗🤡🥴

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—If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife—

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Ahhhhhh here we go 🥴🥴🥴

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When Outlast is only 6 dollars on the switch 😳👀👀 Obviously your girl bought it 🐸 I’ve only ever seen this game on YouTube playthroughs, and although horror movies are a piece of cake for me I’ve never actually played a real horror videogame before 💀 (I tried slenderman once as a kid but I have a size kink so it wasn’t too bad... just eyeopening 😏) This however... this should absolutely be psychologically healthy for me 🤗

Maybe I’ll just pretend the villains are sexy or something, cuz you can’t fear something you want to fuck 🤠

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Phoenix!Joker x Reader (First Time)

@arthurjokersgirl​ requested: Hey !! If your requests are open, can I request something about Phoenix! Joker please ? 💕 i would love to see a nsfw headcanon about Joker who is used to fuck his groupies. But when he has sex for the first time with the girl he loves, it’s a first time for him to truly « make love » and he become emotional. I love your writing !! Your headcanons are gold ! 💜

Thank you so much for the request, and ty for being so patient with me! 😁 I’ve never written Joker to be such a ladies man or so sexually deviant, but I do have quite some experience with his smuttier side, so I hope I did him justice ;)

Warnings: Smut! Under cut

The night you and Joker made love for the first time meant absolutely everything to you, but what you didn’t expect was that it would mean the world to him as well.

He thought he’d felt everything, every pleasure and every high known to man, thought he had begun living like a god, but that first night with you was ethereal and warm and good. He’d been used to the fans for some time now, his little children of chaos and all the groupies who wanted a taste of his power. He’d even spent some time with a handful of women who got wrapped in his sing-song confidence, giving him things that his right hand just wasn’t able to offer. He’d been lusted after, respected, and even feared, but it was only when he met you that he began to feel loved.

Ever since he got out of Arkham and stumbled into your life, he felt more than just a god- he felt like a man- and it made him want to love you just as hard as you loved him.

As your relationship progressed from the early days, his heart would flutter at the most random of things. Seeing how bright your eyes shone when you looked at him, or how your nose would crinkle slightly when concentrating. How you blushed when he pulled you in to dance, or how you’d shyly ask to hold his hand.

He’d ignore it, pretending his increasing heartrate was merely an illusion or something biological like low blood sugar. It annoyed him indefinitely and only become fiercer the more he spent time with you- what were you doing to him?- but he refused to acknowledge it, in stubbornness but also in fear. And  it had worked… until you had pulled him into your bedroom.

Making love to you now, feeling your writhing body pressed underneath him and grinding against hardening erection, he couldn’t ignore the feeling in his chest any longer. It was anticipation, adoration and need all in one, and he welcomed the sound of his racing pulse as it mixed with the sweet cries drifting into his ears.

He pressed hot, open mouth kisses along your neck and down your shoulder, fervently tasting your skin. Red paint covered your face and all the way down to your chest, and although it would be a pain to scrub off later, at the moment you could only hope he would leave some more.

When he reached your nipples, his tongue flicked out as he pulled the small bud into his mouth, blissfully listening to sound of you gasping in pleasure. His cock throbbed painfully, your mewls and praises only making him harder.

The Joker couldn’t even remember the others that came before you, what they were called, what they even looked like. Ever since he had laid his eyes on you- hearing your voice, seeing your smile, being at the receiving end of pure kindness as it melted into his soul- everything he knew from his past, pain, his hate of society... it just melted away. All he knew was you, and that was more than enough.

His hands had made their way to your ass and he began palming it, primal urge and need clouding any other aspect of his mind. As the seconds passed, his ability to keep his hands off of you dissipated, wanting nothing more than mold into you, becoming one.

When you felt the tip of his cock push into you, you let out a sound so delicious and inviting it left thousands of shivers running down his spine. He began moving, slowly at first, reveling in the feeling of your tight walls pulsing around him. He moved his head into the crook of your neck, basking in the scent of shampoo and sex. His pace was quickly picking up, the room filled with the sound of your hips connecting and creaking of the bed, and his skin felt like it was on fire.

He didn’t have a name for the emotions that were buzzing in his head while he fucked you like this. It was something he had never experienced before, never felt before.

“I can’t ignore you anymore.” He whispered defeatedly against your neck, his hips desperately thrusting into you. He was becoming more erratic in his movements, getting closer and closer to spilling himself in your tight walls.

“I need you. I want you.”

His pace became even quicker, pounding into you so hard and fast that your eyes rolled back into your skull.

“Cum with me.” He begged, his eyes captivating you as his hands get worshipping your body. You’d never seen him so emotional before, so unhinged, and it was the most captivating sight you’d ever seen. Your stomach was quickly pooling with heat, and you knew in that moment you would do anything he asked. His arm sneaked forward to press against your sweet spot and you cried out, so close to release you could taste it in your mouth.

“Cum with me.” He pleaded again, his finger pleasuring your clit as if he’d done it a hundred times before, and you nodded eagerly. You kept nodding pointedly, no longer able to form a coherent sentence, your eyes telling him everything he needed to know.

“Fuck.” He snarled, a shudder rippling through his body as he came, his hot ropes of cum pushing you over the edge too.

“Fuck!” He yelled again, moaning frantically as your walls pulsed even tighter against him as your orgasm washed over the both of you. He was seeing stars, his body acting like he’d never cum in his life, and the view of you crying blissfully wasn’t helping him either. 

His orgasm felt like it lasted an eternity, yet also ended much soon for his liking. His hips grinded forward a few more times, lazily filling you with what felt like a lifetime of pent up need, until he finally fell forward and relaxed on top of you.

His head buried itself deeper into you neck, and your arms languidly wrapped themselves around his waist. He didn’t bother to pull out- too peaceful was this moment- and you pulled him so close that he couldn’t leave even if he wanted to.

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This is so good omg 😍💜 Looks like he’s getting ready to start some dystopian level chaos

Mmmm cyber Joker

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This design is just *chef’s kiss*

An’ another one! I had this craving desire to play around Harley’s original court jester outfit, and so here we go~ Originally I was going to give the girl her classy sledgehammer, but decided that this long axe thingy compliments the medieval tones better 🃏

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Thank you for the tag @loveletterstoledger 🥰

1) The Dark Knight

2) Arrival

3) The Little Mermaid

4) Joker (2019)

5) Hereditary

Snack: Maltesers 🤤🤤

Tagging anyone who wants to participate! 💕

Film tag

I was tagged by the lovely @danieljradcliffe, thank you!  💕

rules: if you had to pick only 5 movies to watch for the rest of your life what would they be? and what is your favorite snack to go with it?

Tagging: @notpushingdaisies @filmbeouf @realduality @mattybing1025 @reginasansrex @ahsxual

1. Casablanca

2. Amélie

3. Elizabeth

4. The Master

5. Mulholland Drive or anything else by David Lynch

Snack: Popcorn or nachos

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I don’t usually post memes but this is sending me 💀

Joker: Batsy, you’re the only one who understands me.

Batman: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I care.

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Same

i love gay people so much its genuinely unreal

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Be careful everyone, I got one myself already and if it wasn’t for the reblogs from my mutuals I would have been screwed 😭

Okay guys I’m just gonna say this, if you get mentioned in any of these Ray Ban charity event posts. DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a phishing website. DO not click on it unless you have the correct add blockers and safety precautions. I’ve gotten mentioned in at least 20 of these at this point, and a lot of them are from people I follow. That is because they have been hacked. They clicked on this link and their account was hacked. Please don’t click on this. I’m just bringing some more awareness to this.

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This is amazing oh my god 😍💕💕💕

'Danse Macabre' 🖌🤡🎨

Happy birthday, Joaquin, and thank you for changing my life and inspiring me to become a better person. 🖤💙💚

Just one more tribute to this amazingly talented man. Acrylic painting, 80x60 cm.

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