gothregulus

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where are the regulus crushing sirius’ balls fics. like why am i alone in this population

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I've had a female manipulator diagnosis for years but the doctors found coquette bows in my lymph nodes and now they're saying I have stage 5 Isabelle Adjani slay and this might be my last Christian Girl Autumn

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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sometimes i do miss fighting people online! but i am too sigma for people to want to fight me these days.. seen people spread propaganda that regulus isn't wasian on aapi month which is pretty diabolical. who else is going to represent east village chinese demon twinks?? but im the racist. who gives a fuck. kaworu nagisa would have found it in himself to love fake bisexuals. things i say can be true. so much for the tolerant left

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regulus

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regulus abusing his semes #omegasinalphafields

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*flops* i swear you're the only remaining person on the internet with hot regulus takes that don't center james fleamont potter. Take that thang away. The regulus fandom has progressed past the james potter phase

let regulus eat mud again

No fr... I don't even ship him with that beta cuck anymore... The fandom has deteriorated so rapidly and I will reminisce about the mud eating era like I am a profound formidable oak and the fandom is still playing with lincoln logs. The real regulus would post about dirt and getting dped by his best friends and collecting his squirt in seashells to stop American wildfires. Not some beta loser... Glad you are on here anon with the released porn bots because it makes me feel less alone

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I stand with my cancelled wife

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When a customer makes me mad I go into the storage room and pull out one of this guy’s teeth

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ur laughing. regulus went to parsons and ur laughing

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this heat is crazy

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shoved to the side by gormless fuckpig american while trying to navigate 18 inch wide subway platform, falling onto the tracks and perfectly aligning my root chakra my crown chakra and my thin little ass crack with the electrified third rail frying me inside out while 4 middle age pisspigs look on and shake their head at the absolute disrepair of The Sicilian-American Autonomous Zone (Bay Ridge)

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turns out i am the enemy

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Regulus is canonically the sexiest character, he has the fattest ass ACCORDING TO CANON, and is the sexiest milf in the series, and the fans of all other characters should not take this personally bc he’s just on another level, it doesn’t mean your characters are bad so you shouldn’t start crying and hating just bc you are jealous 😕

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i think itll be hot if young tom riddle fucks regulus’ eye socket but thats just me

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it has been agreed that their mpreg baby is jack frost (jack black)

new ship: gojo x regulus i dont even care anymore

[gothregulus]

the Toxic Lesbian is an essential social role common across unrelated cultures, from ancient shamans to bronze-age temple guards to the poet's of classical antiquity. "BPD", "Narcissism" and "The Dark Empath" are all recent and patriarchal constructs... Speak with the manager? Ah, am I beginning to stretch the comprehension of your dull little mind? No matter. I am not the manager, ma'am. I am the founder and proprietor of this establishment. And I simply do not have time to contend with you and the alleged "fleck of poop" in your grilled chicken quinoa bowl. The crucible is warming and there is much yet to be refined