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I wanna see Kirby's pirate dress up play! :D

apologies for the long wait! here’s my vision:

So here’s the basic story: Kirby falls asleep while taking a bubble bath, and the whole rest of the play is a dream sequence! They’re pretty much sailing around in a giant version of Kirby’s bathtub, with the sailboat and other stuff in the water being all bath toys. It starts out with just Kirby and Gooey, but Meta Knight joins the crew once he saves the two from a troublemaking whale.

I named the boat Sudsy bc why not.

Lmk if you want me to elaborate on the story more!

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girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

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source: https://a-scary-lack-of-common-sense.tumblr.com/

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

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Also, why is it the only season with an alternative name?

why isn't there a "prinetemp", a "fly", or a "splat" season?

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I honestly thought he made the song up from a preixisting melody.

I wish I had witnessed the technical difficulties in their "citation needed" or "two of these people are lying" days. Allthough I really enjoy what they are doing now, it's on a different more laid back level than those two chaotic series.

I really recommend it to anyone curious about humoristic trivia games. Tom Scott is a pretty good host, both in leading contestants and on his own, but matt grey, chris joel and especially gary brannan are simply too good at derailling any conversation.

highlights include:

the prizes at the end of most episodes of "citation needed" being crazy convoluted wordplays and alliterations

fish tank and people tank

a goose and a train

the chocolate war

a pope infestation

"and the wheel lands on... france"

tom scott awarding points for someone simply paraphrasing what he just said

Gary occasionnal throwing some of the wildest sounds a man can produce with his mouth

the tale of Henricus, the drunkard gaul prophet who came to rome

that time matt stated "I'm telling you, that's not mine" and Tom still went and picked his proposition

gary trapped in an endless giggle fit.

multiple instances of tom crossing off gary's proposition immediately, and being wrong half the time.

"so you think they just transported a flipping corpse to the house of Commons?"

Juan Pujol and Jack Churchill both being grandiose WWII mad lads in their own ways

the whole "hagia Sophia" debacle, from Tom being mocked by the commenters for not knowing it, to the terrible description which almost made me think I was mistaken, to the final twist ending

that one time one of the liers was accidentally closer to the truth than the one who was supposed to have picked the article

Tom being certain an airoport he actually went to didn't exist

Gary being a massive "old timey official documents" nerd, but also the man with the grossest jokes of the crew

on that point, "♪ have you ever seen your granny [...]"

hugging a penguin

"are you done?"

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The best moment in that storyline, tbh.

Dear Mr Giaman,

I hope you’re well, I was wondering if in Sandman Universe if a trans person were to die would the ghost have the body as in life or as their gender identity? If they were to manifest as in life, can they change their appearance?

Best regards,

There's a Sandman book called A Game of You in which that question is answered.

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someone should play a monk, frantically taking notes for his next illumination.

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imagine going to a fish and say

"did you forget to Drink Today?"

I'm the type of girl that loves an ibuprofen

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the post about the Scooby-gang and "uncle columbo" made me realize something.

a crossover between Columbo and hercule Poirot would be GOLD!

our poor belgian detective would be so miserable having to work with an inspector who's so messy and acts like he barely know what's going on half the time.

but then he realize that actually Collumbo is constantly playing the fool (much like how sometimes Poirot exagerate his poor grasp of english) and he does have a good head on his shoulders.

Poirot never completely likes the man, but he quickly learns to let him do the probing of suspects, while he examine how everyone acts.

We can even imagine that each suspect will be wary of either detective, depending on personnality and background, and they accidentally let the other one read them like an open book.

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I'm the type of girl that loves an ibuprofen

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It's seems intimacy is not as difficult to our angel friend when it's about caring for her wife(or is it girlfriend?)

or maybe she is just getting accustomed to it... either way, nice.

Tired Wife

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goals

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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okay wow

I thought this thing was about a cat living in a shelter.

Hello Street Cat lore is crazy

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Oh copy/paste and desktop Tumblr, how I've missed you so XDD

I'm still unable to sit at my desk for as long as I'd like to.. but I can sit long enough to draw some comics here and there at least! One of which being a (somewhat) angsty comic with Grim and V! Did you really think they escaped my angst curse?? It was only a matter of time before I cursed them as well! XDD

But for real, I've wanted to draw something angsty with Grim and V for a while now. And I'm glad I was finally able to! Even if its kind'aaa more of a goofy comic with angsty undertones rather than full on angst. XDD

The more I draw these two, the more lore I start to build in the background... I wonder if I should explore Grim's more serious angst sometime.. 😈😈