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photo credits to pinterest.

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The Daily Prophet: two people have reportedly broken into the Ministry all by themselves.

Regulus: *scoffs* what idiots

*Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Barty and Evan running away from the aurors*

Regulus: wait, those are my idiots

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[Drinking and talking at a Gryffindor party]

Marlene: the prank from last week was brill. I've never seen a more angry Snape.

Lily: *looking at James* it wasn't very nice of you.

James: don't look at me, that was all Remus.

Lily: *mouth dropped, horrified*

Marlene: *laughing histerically* Lupin?? Are you fucking serious?!

Drunk Remus: I wish *downs his drink*

Everyone:

Remus:

Remus: ...did I say that out loud?

Lily: yes.

Remus: fuck.

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James: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Remus: We're chopsticks! James: Well... that's cute! Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Sirius: No, it means that if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

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perpetually torn between:

taking classic literature seriously and over analysing every detail so that I can deeply understand themes, motifs and references and absorb every poetic quote into my being OR treating classics as if they were just silly little stories about silly little gay people doing the most weird, unhinged and out of context shit ever (which they are)

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Fanfic writers after fixing every single relationship problem with a 1000 word fic that would take the author a whole book to solve

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you know when you’re a kid and you’re playing with figurines or dolls or whatever your toys of choice were and you get completely lost in that world for hours like you enter a sort of adult free brain space and it’s just about fun and imagination and nothing matters but you and the story. that’s what writing fic can feel like in its very best moments

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A lesson I should have learned a long time ago, but that I routinely forget: Download your favourite fics. They might not be online forever.

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Being a writer is fun, they said.

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Real 😭

Just learned about history. Appalled

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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

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My kinda fic.

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<3

A morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs.