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he’s here

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orca!ghost + leopard seal!soap

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behold, the jankiest selkie soap you’ve ever seen

new to painting and sculpting, little bit of practice

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Call me fighter, I’ll mop the floor with you.

Call me lover, I’ll take you for a drink or two.

You’ll get older, and maybe then you’ll feel some control.

Something about killing your child self to survive blah blah blah

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After Steve helps Herobrine escape, they write to each other. Slowly, Herobrine writes back less, until years pass in silence.

Steve grows bitter at the idea that Herobrine just forgot about him— about them. He moves around a lot, finding a good patch of land and rebuilding his house. He gets some sheep, has a small wolf problem, but nothing unmanageable.

One night, there’s a commotion from the barn, heard from within the home. Ginger is just one mare, and with the lamb season coming, wolves have been getting bolder.

Steve shoulders a sword and lights a lantern, ready to tear into the wolves that prowl after his flock— when upon opening the barn door, he sees him. Skinner, with new scars and his prized ewe’s innards in his mouth.

He sees what remains of Herobrine.

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If you give a demon a cookie, he will ask for more. When you tell him he can't eat 12 cookies in one sitting, he will steal it from the cookie jar. When you put said jar on top of the fridge to dissuade him...

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Dilf Steve save me

Save me dilf Steve

Dilf Steve

Save me

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Hells... Something just woke up down here.

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Leash kid moment

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Men when their anger is treated like a bad dog <- it’s me I’m men.

Idk I feel like respecting boundary isn’t hard to do, and it’s kinda the basic requirements for interacting with other humans, but maybe I’m tripping and that’s not right.

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“Where did you get that?”

“…I found it.”

“Found it where?”

“….on a guy?”

“Did you kill the guy?”

“…would you feel better if I said no?”

Idea is they sent Herobrine out for food and he comes back with a sack of fruits and canned goods (they did not give him any money).

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Uh yeah :3 ft. @bi-ocelot ‘s trade :3

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I’m being fucking bombed by boops

HOW DO I BOOP???

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HOW DO I BOOP???

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IM FUCKING SURROUBDED AYRHHARYJJADGY

HOW DO I BOOP???

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HELPPLLP

ivAAaaghUAGAHAHAAAAHAHAGAUA

HOW DO I BOOP???

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SPLINTS GELP THEYERE BOOPING ME WHAGHGELP THEYRE WVEYWHERE

HOW DO I BOOP???