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I finally did it. I think we all needed it.

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By Allah, you people are dogs

Here's your gottdangled smut

Y’know what. I’m feeling reckless.

15 notes and I’ll post my first and probably last ever attempt at writing smut.

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Y’know what. I’m feeling reckless.

15 notes and I’ll post my first and probably last ever attempt at writing smut.

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just playing around with a couple grace transitions

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Is. Is Jason pointing his gun at the goddamn moon?

Pspspspsps I have some free cam screenshots from a run that definitely didn't take 20 hours because of all my messing about

There will be more in the reblogs since I hit the image limit!

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AU where Murderbot discovers B Dylan Hollis videos instead of Sanctuary Moon

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scenario where someone tries to out clark as superman to his colleagues and clark’s daily planet team look over their shoulder to clark and he’s just standing like this

immediately they just begin shouting this person down like are you HEARTLESS. superman stopped a waylaid bullet train on tuesday. you’d put this guy [gestures wildly at clark] in front of a BULLET TRAIN? why i oughta….

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Why aren't we talking about Ratthi's distressed "It's looking me in the eyes" when they're trying to get Murderbot to remember them

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I Can’t Fix You works really well for Edwin and the Mimics, just saying

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Absolutely charmed by this birthday card, which I’m convinced is a depiction of Murderbot using a “party” program possibly designed by Ratthi and Amena

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Doubt this is the case, but I like the idea that Dispatch is deliberately making Arnold sound better to anyone who might overhear his end of their conversations. (Yes, I know the voice we hear for most of the game isn’t Dispatch. More on that later.)

Arnold says a lot of shit that could land him in trouble if it gets back to corporate. Good thing the guy on the mic likes him enough to loudly go “you’re such an enthusiastic and loyal worker ahaha keep up the great work” whenever someone else is in earshot, right? Sure, said guy is kinda an asshole, but he’s not ratting anyone out unless you count the coworkers placing bets on Arnold’s chance of survival.

And then Dispatch loses contact. Arnold is left following the instructions of someone (something?) less friendly, whose callousness isn’t quite so performative. Maybe he realizes something’s wrong. Or maybe he does as he’s told and leaves Dispatch - the real Dispatch - no choice but to crack down on him because otherwise he risks losing his job too and he isn’t that nice.

I dunno, it’s just fun to think about.

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Speedrunning Secret of the Mimic is so funny from a Watsonian perspective (spoilers ahead)

Like, here’s Arnold. Arnold is exhausted, on the verge of tears, and beyond caring who knows he hates his employers.

Arnold gets assigned another, decidedly worse job and instead of taking it slow decides to Get That Shit Done as fast as humanly possible. He’s sprinting. He’s guessing where everything is and somehow never getting it wrong. He’s completing instructions before his guide has gotten halfway through the sentence.

M2 can’t touch him. Dispatch can’t get a word in edgewise.

And then he randomly decides Dispatch is full of shit, jumps in a vent, and crashes his van.

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Original reel by James Tolbert

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This is so funny omg

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