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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂
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I made the ‘It is a mystery" ghost on my office window out of post-it notes for Halloween, and the office across the street put up a Pac-Man.
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That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.
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are you taking part in no nut november
In this current climate?! Are you fucking insane? The dopamine i'm receiving from ringing the devils doorbell is the only thing stopping my mental health from collapsing into itself like the house at the end of the film Poltergeist. Let's not be silly, anon.
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