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I care about my family and all but I fucking wish my siblings would actually learn how to transfer PokÉ they owe me. I paid for their admission to a convention coming up and if they don't pay me back beforehand then they better buy me some Neon Genesect Evangelion merch while we're there

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<Video: Full screen Calanthe just. Screm. Screm at camera.>

She had something to say

@suddenlyauntiemaya

And now the world has heard

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You only love me for my grass

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[A picture of an itty bitty sprigatito biting a stick with all its might]

Apex predator

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I start playing Hips Don't Lie on a speaker and pokemon start flocking to me like I'm Snow White

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I can think of one very obvious reason but it requires you believing in something real quick

good morning rotumblr nation. Why are there trainers claiming they saw Bigfoot in my woods

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My head hurts because it just does that sometimes

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Do you think that if you kill Ball Guy, you become the new Ball Guy?

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I should play SMTIII Cacturne again

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Stack shroomish on top of each other

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Every so often my wives have the ability Intimidate

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I had a celebrity crush on Gardenia growing up but didn't realise why it felt like a gay crush

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Do you ever think about how similar the words lemon and melon are?

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I should get a scythe. I don't at all deserve one but I kinda want one

No that isn't a typo. I mean the gardening tool turned weapon, not scyther

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And only certain folks can see it because it’s magic or divine or something, and it’s Erdtree-level huge.

The gay smurf tree is picky, alright

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Imagine a tree but it’s massive and blue and its got rainbow leaves.

Gay smurf tree, okay