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Assuming a 60 card deck:

3x Arrest (Jumpstart 2022 #52) 2x Eidolon of Rhetoric (Jumpstart 2022 #54) 4x Flicker of Fate (Jumpstart 2022 #56) 1x Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor (Jumpstart 2022 #60) 1x Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor (War of the Spark #56 Japanese Edition) 1x Mirror Image (Jumpstart 2022 #62) 3x Preordain (Jumpstart 2022 #63) 3x Spectral Sailor (Jumpstart 2022 #64) 4x Spellstutter Sprite (Jumpstart 2022 #65) 4x Tragic Slip (Jumpstart 2022 #74) 1x Smothering Tithe (Wilds of Eldraine Enchanting Tales #67) 1x Rhystic Study (Wilds of Eldraine Enchanting Tales #71) 1x Kindred Discovery (Wilds of Eldraine Enchanting Tales #69) 1x Polluted Bonds (Wilds of Eldraine Enchanting Tales #75) 1x Greater Auramancy (Wilds of Eldraine Enchanting Tales #64) 2x Narset, Parter of Veils (War of the Spark #61 Japanese Edition) 1x Massacre Girl (Ravnica Remastered #425) 1 x Blitzwing, Cruel Tormentor/Blitzwing, Adaptive Assailant 1x Cyclonus, the Saboteur/Cyclonus, Cybertronian Fighter 1x Starscream, Power Hungry/Starscream, Seeker Leader 1x Azorius Chancery (Double Masters 2022 #400) 1x Dark Depths (Dominaria Remastered #454) 1x Thespian's Stage (Doctor Who #323) 1x Celestial Colonnade (Doctor Who #260) 1x Deserted Beach (Doctor Who #270) 4x Godless Shrine (Ravnica: Clue Edition #276) 4x Hallowed Fountain (Ravnica: Clue Edition #277) 4x Watery Grave (Ravnica: Clue Edition #283) 1x Plains (The Brothers' War #278) 1x Plains (Secret Lair #63) 1x Island (The Brothers' War #281) 1x Island (Secret Lair #64) 1x Swamp (Modern Horizons III #306) 1x Swamp (Secret Lair #65)

Appropriately for a deck based on smug anime girls, this is Stax based.

Magic: The Gathering deck whose theme is maximising the number of smug anime girls present in the illustrations while still having something resembling a coherent game plan.

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This is reason #38 I love Joseph Joestar. 

I love when anime girls do the anime girl thing.

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Dammit, now I'm thinking about Awkward Family Holidays at the Hades' House.

Demeter and Zeus sitting across the table, moving forks around plates without eating anything. Persephone and Hades trying to initiate uncomfortable conversation. Cerberus begging for scraps. 

"Poseidon sent us the fish, it's perfectly edible."

"Yes, and I'm sure it would taste lovely with pomegranates."

"So, Dad, how's Olympus?"

"Oh, not much different from usual. Same admiration. Same mortals. Not too much smiting lately."

"I've noticed. No one's come through lately smelling like lightning rod."

"Well, brother, I've been using a different kind of rod lately, if you know-"

"DAD. TOO MUCH INFORMATION." "Hera's going to love hearing about that." "This is why I don't just visit more often. Man, this family is screwed up."

So if they cold weather gets here because Persephone is going back to her husband does that mean that these random really warm days are ones where Hades fucks up and Persephone spends the night at her mother’s until he gets his act together?

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I figured it's the days when Hades and Persephone invited Demeter over, and everyone cleans the Underworld in a panic. I mean, he's Hades, not a slob. You don't invite a classy lady like Demeter over when it looks like Dionysus took a dump in your living room.

So if they cold weather gets here because Persephone is going back to her husband does that mean that these random really warm days are ones where Hades fucks up and Persephone spends the night at her mother’s until he gets his act together?

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Meanwhile in Space:

*blows a kiss up at the sky* (for kars)

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Lets talk about JOJO!

1:Do you have any birthmarks?

Nothing terribly interesting. Just a dark spot on the back of my head, that is completely invisible behind my FLOWING AND LUXURIOUS LOCKS OF HAIR.

2:Are there any bands that you never knew about before you read JJBA?

So many. So so many. Not necessarily good bands, but there are bands.

3:If you had a stand, what would its power be?

Storage.

4:Would you every reject your humanity?

Hell naw. Humans kick ass.

5:Would you rather be a stand user or a master of the ripple? Honestly, I think a Master of the Ripple. Stands are awesome, but they aren't a part of my favorite JoJo.

6:Would you be a antagonist or protagonist?

Protagonist, but not like, the star, or a lancer, or a sidekick. I'd probably be more like Shigechi than anything else.

7:If you could have any canon stand, which one would it be?

Crazy Diamond fo sho.

8:Do you have a dream Jojo cosplay you wish you could make?

Not particularly, though cosplay hasn't ever really been a thing for me.

9:Who would you say has the best looks in JJBA?

GioGio, hands down. That man is pretty.

10:favorite part(s)?

Part II (Battle Tendency) hands down. Joseph is the best.

11:How did you get into JJBA?

Constant chatter from friends about it. Also general weeabooness.

12:What do you think of Hirohiko Araki?

I'm fairly certain he's a vampire.

13:Most heart crushing moment (besides part 6 ending)?

For me it was Narancia's death. I don't know why but it hit me really hard.

14:Do you enjoy the videogames they've made based on the series? Abso-freakin-lutely.

15:What's character(s) is named after your favorite song(s)/band(s)?

Esidisi, Wamuu, Kars, and Santana, strangely enough.

16:How would describe the series to someone who has never read it before?

Fist of the North Star with a different lead, plot, and tone every 70 or so chapters.

17:What would you say is one of the more bizarre things that has happened in the series?

It's not the most bizarre by a long shot, but I still have trouble getting over Bruno's first meeting with GioGio.

18:Who's your favorite Jojo?

Joseph Joestar. Everything about him is amazing, ridiculous, and hits the right amount of passion, performance, and psychosis. Plus he's around for so many parts!

19:Who's your favorite sidekick/side character?

Robert E. O. Speedwagon. He's not the brightest, not the strongest, not the most useful, but by god he's the best friend the Joestar family ever made.

20:Who's your favorite villain?

Yoshikage Kira. Dio is awesome but ridiculous, Kars is too OP for me, Diavolo is just...eh, and I'm not as familiar with parts 6-8. Kira however, just hits the right spot of dutch angles of humanity for me.

21:What do you think would have happened if your favorite villain had won?

He'd go on to lead a normal life. It's all he wanted after all. A normal life, with his lovely girlfriends, and a few mysterious disappearances/murders every couple of months.

22:Is there one character death that you refuse to accept?

There isn't. There's been multiple I didn't like dying, but nothing I've refused. I learned not to get too attached after Jonathan's death.

23:Least favorite character(s)?

Mikitaka Hazekura. He just felt really out of place in Part IV, and his antics weren't that funny to me. Plus, I really dislike situations that ambiguous.

24:Do you own any JJBA merchandise?

Regretably, no.

25:Any JJBA merchandise you wish you could have?

I want all the hats. All of them.

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I now feel like a dick because I did not catch the name of the tumblr this originally belonged too. I thought this was an inspirational message about changing the color of my cupcake wrappers.

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A thought

So I was looking at the CoLab tumblr, and someone brought up an idea. A Let's Read of Ruby Quest. I think I'm going to start one.

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Tricky Tricky Tumblr

Sorry about that last reblog. It was unintentional. I was tricked by a post about j then shift+r.

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I would never normally reblog something like this. I would never normally reblog anything. But my senshi attack is  "Shine Love-Me Uterus" And how could I not share the mating call of the Lonely Douchebag?

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Warning: Read the last post.

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Warning: Lots of yelling and swearing and a terrible accent.

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As I did not get any roles in the production, I feel comfortable now showing off my CoLab Auditions. And to those people who did get cast, not that you'll ever see this,  Bitchin'. Rock on, you crazy diamonds.

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Bluh bluh huge ditch

I'm tempted to upload my Let's Read Homestuck auditions, but I'm not sure if that's egotistical or weird or just a not cool thing to do. It feels wrong for some reason. Thoughts? In other news, working on my game plan for the week. Will hopefully start posting again soon.

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Okay, so I was browsing the Interwebs last week, and stumbled across something pretty awesome. It may even have been here. http://www.suchavoice.com/Localization/SAV/Assets/Scripts/WANDER.pdf Well, when I saw the sides, I said to myself "Hey, stop being a lazy butt, and actually try it!" So I did. And while never in a million years will I compare with the wonderful Jack McBrayer, I don't feel half bad about this.