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Keep forgetting to post this Voltron:LD art I made for the Voltron art contest earlier this month! I may not have won the contest, but I had a lot of fun revisiting these characters ~

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As an autistic person, you can literally tell someone "I mean this genuinely and literally and this is all genuinely good faith. I mean this all completely neutrally, I'm not implying anything else and this is all extremely literal and good faith" and someone will still misconstrue you in ways you never thought was possible.

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount

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i just want to take a BATH

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me when- me when the- me when I check- me when- me when I finish my-

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none of my joints are clicking the way i want them to be clicking i need someone to physically restrain me from just breaking all my bones instead

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trying desperately to ignore the voice in my head that’s telling me if i just push it a little bit harder my hip will click in the most satisfying way ever

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I do like that Lou's cursed brown-copper-ish d20 is just part of the reoccurring cast. An intrepid hero fr. That man meant it when he said you need like two dice sets

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being dyslexic and having reading as my main hobby is actually so fucked up why would the universe do this to me

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is it my dyslexia that adds random words into a sentence i read that aren’t even anywhere in the original text and don’t make sense in the context or is that a fun extra thing my brain does

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Shitty screenshot accidentally perfect representation of how it felt to hear this question

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game changer special Grant O'Brien episode: here are some hot people for you to go on vacation with!

game changer special Jacob Wysocki episode: here's 100k dollars because we love you!

game changer special Brennan Lee Mulligan episode: be tormented by the fact that the game is rigged so that you cannot possibly win!

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sam doing an ad read then immediately talking about weed is so fucking funny to me

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that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

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I feel like everyone fundamentally misunderstood Zac's quote about Comfrey and Daisuke's relationship. They heard "She wanted me to be an indoor dog" and immediately assumed that Comfrey was trying to force Daisuke to stay home while she adventured and he's just too wild and free-spirited to be tamed or tied down like that, but... you missed the second part. "She wanted me to be an indoor dog, but I had just been outdoors for too long." That's not some fucking gunslinging maverick statement, that's a (very illustrative) metaphor for commitment. That's someone who got scared. That's someone who got insecure. That's someone who saw his marriage going a way he hadn't prepared for and felt too ugly to come with. That's a stray dog who barks and claws whenever the door is closed, even if it loves and protects its owner, because it's never been enclosed before. Additionally, if it should've been interpreted in the first way there's just no way Daisuke would've stayed in Pilby to protect Olethra. If the reason he left was because she tried to domesticate him he would've left Pilby as soon as he could. Instead he stayed there for 15 years, protecting and guarding something that was precious and loved by her. But there he was still... outdoors, you know.

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Solid.