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number neighbors! (m.list)

(main m.list)

💌 - personal fav

summary: you decide to try out the number neighbor trend going around.

alex albon (23) x fem!reader

part 1 - “what’s a number neighbor?”

part 2 - “oh my god- it’s over, i fumbled.” 💌

part 3 - “i reckon, that was the best kiss of my life.” 💌

part 4 - coming soon…

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just thought of my old writing

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so sick in tired of seeing some of my favorite writers respond to anons saying they think their work is ai due to them using em dashes

The AI witch-hunt is absolutely going to backfire on writers and it already is starting to. The whole “if something has em dashes, it’s ai written”. I’ve been using em dashes before ai was even a concept. You guys did the same shit with artists. “If a hand is weird it’s ai” YOU CANNOT KNOW FOR SURE!!!! This is why I don’t like those “here’s how to spot AI writing” posts because sometimes the things they list are just stylistic choices???? Ai mimics human typing and speech so ???? It comes from somewhere.

And now I’m seeing writers say they don’t want to use em dashes at all because they’re afraid someone will think they’re using ai and that’s horrible. Anyway I do not use ai and my stories have em dashes!!!! I love em dashes!!!!! Sometimes they’re the best punctuation choice to use!!!!!! Please for the love of god stop this shit!!! I understand you hate ai we all do. But you’re hurting creatives in the process who get treated guilty until proven innocent for the crime of understanding grammar

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It's not normal to send people death threats over fiction 👍

If you're so bothered by a piece of fiction maybe you should go to a therapist and talk about why it bothers you

Not send death threats

Authors and artists are real people, not machines for you to abuse

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AHAH THERE WAS A RAIN DELAY

omfg yall.

i set my alarm, 2:30am, forget to turn off silent mode so i actual hear my alarm and i end up waking up around 4:40.

google told me the race was at 3 so i text my friends, “did y’all watch the race? i missed it” and then i go check google and the schedule. y’all.

THE RACE WAS 9 LAPS IN. i was so confused and i still am 😭✌🏾

[iammclovinn]

omfg yall.

i set my alarm, 2:30am, forget to turn off silent mode so i actual hear my alarm and i end up waking up around 4:40.

google told me the race was at 3 so i text my friends, “did y’all watch the race? i missed it” and then i go check google and the schedule. y’all.

THE RACE WAS 9 LAPS IN. i was so confused and i still am 😭✌🏾

[iammclovinn]

THEE most british looking thing to hit this earth, google PLEASE replace this photo

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face reveal

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to the people that commented under this part and this part asking to be on the tag list, i'm only gonna tag u guys for the rest of the parts for the mini series.

however if u want to be tagged in every fic i release, pls Imk!! (comment under here or message me)

also a big thanks to the ppl that comment on my post asking about tag lists!

guys how do taglist work? do i tag them in every fic i post?

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guys how do taglist work? do i tag them in every fic i post?

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how this mini series got me

part 4 coming NEVER 🤬

[iammclovinn]

number neighbors!

summary: you decide to try the number neighbor trend going around. (fluff & crack-ish) (proofread & lowercase intended)

pairing: alex albon (23) x fem!reader

content warning: reader is american but her race isn’t defined, reader is shorter than alex, cursing, this is also pretty long so enjoy! (lmk if i missed any!)

parts: part 1 part 2 part 3

(m.list for this series)

note: daily affirmations: “they’re trying to rage bait and it’s not gonna work, it’s not gonna work, it’s not gonna work.”

note 2: while writing this i had to search up alex’s height and i did NOT know he was 6’1 HELLO? i thought he was like 5’7 or smth 😭

your apartment could be labeled a hazard by an expert, clothes all over the floor, hangers scattered on your bed, your friend in the middle of it all.

“jesus-“ you say, nearly tripping and falling over a random bra your friend threw on the ground. “i can assure you, what bra i wear doesn’t matter-“ your friend cuts you off by shushing loudly. “i’m thinking… you should wear… wait where are you going again?”

“to this cat cafe- listen, i’ll just wear jeans, maybe baggy or bootcut, and a cute shirt!” you say, trying to reassure your friend. “okay, here-“ your friend says, handing you two pair of jeans and a shirt, “try both of those jeans with that shirt and show me how u you look” you take the pieces of clothing out your friend hands and head to the bathroom with them.

the first jeans fit you nicely and the wash went well with the shirt your friend had gave you. you walk out the bathroom to show your friend, giving her a spin, “so?” you friend thinks quietly, “okay so, those don’t really scream cafe, you know what i mean?” you make a face, “umm no… just- does it look good or not?” you say, wiping your sweaty hands on the jeans. “it looks great on you, quit being so nervous and go try on the other pair” your friend reassures, waving at you to go back to the bathroom.

you come out of the bathroom with the second pair, giving your friend the same spin. “oh my days— i- i’m a genius.” your friend says dramatically, standing up. “give me another spin, cmon” you laugh, spinning once again. “literal chefs kiss, now… time for jewelry. are we thinking rings or necklaces, or both??” “umm” you say, dragging out the ‘m’ as you make your way around the clothes on the floor and going toward your bed where you phone sits.

“oh my god, oh my god, it’s 6 fucking 31” you friend rushes over to you, snatching your phone from your hands. “oh my- i- i’ll clean up.. and you to text him!” you friend says, moving quickly to pick up all the clothes on the floor. “why would i text him? wha-“ you friend throws a sock at you, “see if he’s still down or something, i dunno!”

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alex phone lights up with a text, making him jump slightly, “jesus-“ he mutters, running his fingers through his hair whilst picking up his phone in free hand.

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6:32 pm - july 3rd

you : hey i just wanted to see if the plans were still on

alex : yeah of course, r we gonna meet there or?

you : yeah, my friend is gonna drop me off

alex : ok great, i can’t wait to see u

you hearted a message!

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alex throws his phone back onto the bed, groaning as he hears it slide off the comforter and hit the floor. his room was in the same state as yours. his clothes everywhere, different pairs of jeans on the floor, some shirts overlapping them, a sock hanging on his lamp on his nightstand, it was a mess to say the least.

his hair was a mess from the amount of times he’s ran his fingers through it. he carelessly steps on top of all the clothes covering the floor, heading towards his closet once again. “a sweatshirt should be good… right?” he whispers to himself, grabbing a white sweatshirt that hangs on a velvet hanger.

“gray jeans, gray jeans, gray jeans…” alex rambles out loud as he searches for his pair of jeans through all the clothes on the floor. “ah there you are-“ alex says as he spots the jeans laying on his bed.

whilst reaching for the jeans he sees the clock, “wha- how is it already 6:40– what?!” he says, quickly snatching the jeans and hopping into them, trying to put on his sweatshirt at the same time.

alex yelps as he loses his balance and topples over. he huffs as he still tries to shimmy into his jeans while on the floor. he gets up off the floor, wiping the sweat from his forehead whilst smoothing out his sweatshirt.

he rushes to pick up clothes from the floor, holding some in his hands and debating if he should just shove them in the hotel closet or fold them up neatly and back into his suitcase— he chose the first option.

by the time he’s finished stuffing majority of the clothes into the closet and some into his suitcase it’s already 7.

he wipes his sweaty hands on his jeans as he walks towards the bathroom, looking himself in the mirror and touching up his hair. he squints his eyes from the bathroom to look at the digital clock on the nightstand.

alex makes a face when he realizes the time, turning off the bathroom light and rushing back into the room, “uhhh… chapstick? do i need chapstick? gum, i need gum!” he mutters as he moves around the room, picking up items he might need. he quickly grabs his wallet that rests on the hotel tv stand and his umbrella whilst walking through the door.

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“you got lipgloss?” your friend asks you as you touch up your hair in the bathroom mirror. “umm..” you start, opening the drawers above the sink in hopes of some sort of lipgloss to be there, “yes!” you say, taking the gloss out the drawer and raising it up to show your friend.

“reckon you guys will kiss?” your friend teases as you walk out the bathroom. “oh my god, shut up” you say as you grab your jacket that hung on the chair pushed into your desk.

your friend squeaks as she realizes the time, “oh my go- we’ve gotta go.” your friend says, quickly grabbing her keys and yours. she hands you your keys, waiting for you to lock your flat door.

“how far are we?” your friend asks as she plugs her phone into the aux, starting up the car. “uh i think like, 20 mins?” your respond, taking her phone and typing the cafe into the gps.

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alex bounces his leg anxiously as he waits for you inside the cafe, looking up every time the door opens in hope to meet your eyes.

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7:35pm - july 3rd

alex : what if she stood me up?

carlos : Calm down. There’s no way she did.

alex : THERE IS A WAY!

alex : i’m gonna block you, you’re making me sweaty

carlos : Please and thank you.

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alex stuffs his phone back into his pocket, looking up that the door for what seems the 50th time, and there you were. you hair slightly wet from the drizzle outside, the bottom of your shirt ruffled from your fiddling with it to calm your nerves.

alex doesn’t know if he should stand up and greet you or pretend he wasn’t looking and wait for you to come over.

god you looked so beautiful.

your eyes met his and you give him a small wave, you wipe the bottom of your shoes on the cafes doormat before stepping in

alex gets up as you approach him, “are you alex?” god he was whipped for a girl he didn’t even know the name of. “uh yes! and you’re..?” he extends his hand to shake yours

you laugh softly before telling him your name, shaking his hand. “uh- should we sit?” you suggest, “yes of course-“ alex says, pulling out your chair for you.

one of the workers come over once you’re both seated, “is there anything i can get for the both of you today?” looking between you and alex. “um, i’ll take a caramel frappe?” the worker hums an ‘okay’, writing your order down and turning towards alex.

“i’ll take a matcha latte, cold please.” the worker hums once again, now writing his order down. “your drinks will be out soon. if you guys want to see the cats, it is 15 pounds for each person, the money goes towards animal shelters so we can help more animals get a home.”

you both nod and the worker walks away, leaving the two of you alone.

“whatever you do, don’t ask him something dumb like, ‘whats your favorite color?’” you friend says as she parks in front of the cafe. you roll your eyes as you lean against the window, looking in the cafe. “i wasn’t even gonna say that…” you mumble even though that was the only question you had in mind. “you were. instead ask him whats his favorite film or something” you groan, turning to face your friend, “okay mom. i will.” your friend laughs softly, “remember the safe word?” you groan louder, mumbling a ‘polaroid’ “lovely, have fun babes.” she says, unlocking the doors so you can leave.

“whats type of, uh music do you listen to?” you ask, fiddling with your fingers. “i like, frank oceans music. he’s probably my favorite solo artist.” you let out a soft chuckle, shaking your head slightly, “and i thought british people didn’t have taste.”

alex scoffs dramatically, “classic american, always rude.” you roll your eyes, “that was actually a compliment in disguise.”

alex chuckles at your response “yeah?” you were going to say something back when the worker comes over with your drinks. setting them both in front of you

you both say a small thank you, sipping your drinks. “i actually- don’t hate me- but i hate matcha.” you say, smiling and waiting for his response. alex shakes his head before speaking,

“you’re trying to rage bait me and it’s not gonna work.” you let out a soft laugh, sipping your frappe. “maybe.. are you ever gonna tell me what you do for work?” alex takes a sip of his matcha before responding, his face warm and pink, “i uh- drive cars”

you smile at his response, “what like a, racer?” he nods, his knee bouncing from nerves once again. you sip your drink, “formula 1, right?“

alex nods, “if you like guys that drive fast, you’ve chose the right one.” you laugh, “you can’t flirt at all” alex scoffs at what you said, “i have thee best pick up lines.” he says, emphasizing ‘thee’

you nod your head “uh huh, sure” alex laughs, “you don’t believe me?” you shake your head, “absolutely not.” alex smiles, “you must be my lucky charm, because you’re magically delicious”

you laugh loudly, “oh my god, you’re so corny!” alex laughs at your reaction, “you’re laughing but it works” you shake your head, “no way”

alex laughs, “oh- by the way, i’ll pay for both of us to go see the cats.” alex shakes his head at your words, “no, no, i’ll pay.” he says, getting out his wallet, “let’s just split it?” you suggest, causing alex to nod

“are you uh, done with your drink yet?” you ask, referring to the cup in his hand. he nods his head, “yep, and you?” you nod your head as well.

“there’s a rubbish bin over there, and i think we can pay up front or something.” alex says, slightly lifting his empty cup toward the trash bin.

“rubbish bin.” you say, teasing his accent. smiling as he shakes his head, alex gets up from his seat, reaching to grab your cup and throw it in the trash along with his.

you get up from your seat as well, going towards the front of the cafe where a worker is standing, “hi! are you looking to go where the cats are?” you nod your head, reaching into your purse for your wallet. “15 pounds, right?” the worker nods her head.

alex comes next to you, pulling out his wallet as well. “if you guys want treats to give the cats, they’re 1 pound each.” you both nod your head at the workers words.

“you guys can go back and forth as many times as you want, this side is the adult cats and this side are the kittens.” the worker says, taking both of your money’s and pointing to where the cats are.

you both enter the kitten side, “oh my god, they’re so cute.” you say, placing your purse on one of the benches inside the room and opening the container the treats are in.

“take some treats, here.” you say, taking alex’s hand that was at his side and pouring some treats in his hand.

a couple of kittens come over to both of your guys feet due to hearing the treats shake in the container when you poured some out into alex’s palm.

alex crouches and sticks out his palm in front of an orange kitten, chuckling softly as he feels its teeth scratch his palm and eat the treats. “oh they have name tags” you say, crouching down beside him and moving the fur to see the name tag properly, “oh my god, his name is truck.”

alex sticks his neck out to get a good look, “that’s a horrid name” he says, smiling whilst petting truck on his head softly. you gasp softly as you stand up and look over towards the cat tower, seeing a small black cat curled up in one of the little bowls, sleeping peacefully.

a small gray cat with white stripes comes out of one of the holes in the tower as you walked closer to get a better look at the black cat. you whisper a small hi towards the gray cat, opening the treat container and placing some in front of it and watching as it gnaws it down.

you turn your head when you hear the door open, a worker sticking her head in, “sorry to tell you guys, but we’re about to close in around 5 minutes.”

you smile towards the worker, “thanks for letting us know, we’ll get out of your hair in a bit!” you say, walking towards the bench to pick up your purse.

the worker slips away as alex stands up from his crouched position and walks towards the door, holding it open for you.

“oh, sir! don’t forget your umbrella!” another worker calls out from behind the counter, referring to alex’s umbrella that’s sitting on an umbrella stand. alex says a thank you, slightly raising the umbrella up to show the worker he grabbed it.

“oh alex, what about the drinks?” you say, placing your hand on his bicep to stop him from opening the door. “oh, i already paid for them.” he says, giving you a soft smile. you say a small thank you as he turns and opens the door, holding it open for you as he steps out.

as the two of you begin walking, hand in hand. “so uh- where do you wanna go next?” alex asks as the both of you stop at a cross walk. you sigh before responding, “i dunno, i just don’t want this day to end.” you say, lifting your head off his shoulder and looking up at him to find him already looking at you.

“can i kiss you?” he asks, the warm street lights illuminating his face. you nod softly, holding his hand a little tighter as he leans down, looking between your eyes and lips. as your lips connect he let’s go of your hand, holding onto your hips while your hands go to his face, pulling him deeper into the kiss.

you pull away first, alex slightly chasing after your lips. “i reckon,” alex starts, taking a deep breath in “that was the best kiss of my life..” you laugh as his words, pushing his shoulder.

“you’re just talking to talk.” he shakes his head, giving you a quick kiss on your cheek and standing up straight.

“what does that even mean?” he says, shaking his head and locking his hands with yours again as you both begin to cross the street.

“do you want me to get you an uber of some sort?” alex suggest. “an uber would be nice.” you say, nodding your head, face all warm from thinking about his words.

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alex tells the uber driver to wait at the curb of your flat, saying a quick, “i’ll pay extra if you don’t complain” and getting out the car.

“wait-“ alex says, just as you were sticking the key into the hole, ready to turn it. “do you- think we could do this again? some other time?”

you shift on your feet a little, “yes..” alex opens his mouth to speak, “but, you have to kiss me again.” you say, cutting him off before he could even start talking.

“yeah?” alex says, a smile already on his lips. “yeah.” you repeat, nodding your head while moving closer towards him.

alex hands meet your hips as you stand in front of him. your hand reaches to meet the back of his neck, pulling him down while he pulls you in.

the warmth of his lips met yours, his grip on your hips slightly tightening, your hand moving up to his hair while your other hand cups his cheek, feeling the way his jaw moves as he kisses you.

you both pull apart and jump as you hear the uber driver honk his horn.

“this mean you’ll go out with me again?” alex asks, sheepishly smiling, his hands not wanting to leave your hips. you smile as you nod your head, leaning in to connect your lips again but stopped by the driver honking his horn once again.

“i’m so not paying him extra.” alex says, causing the both of you to laugh. “i think you should go before he speeds off…” you say, your hands now at your sides. “that wouldn’t be so bad, would it?” alex flirts, standing up straighter.

you push his shoulder just like before, “stop flirting with me.” alex shakes his head no, quickly giving you a kiss on your cheek before retreating back to the car. he waves goodbye before he closes the car door.

you go back to your door, finally turning the key and opening the door.

you couldn’t wait to tell your friend everything.

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part 4 coming soon! (sorry for taking long)

taglist: @kingofthekards @livelaughleclerc @guacala

(comment if you wanna be added!)

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the fandom that the new superman movie has made is so amazing

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number neighbors!

summary: you decided to try out the number neighbor trend going around. (fluff & crack-ish) (proofread and lowercase intended) (little bit of an smau)

pairing: alex albon (23) x fem!reader

content warning: reader is american but her race isn’t defined, cursing

parts: part 1 part 2 part 3

(m.list for this series)

note: probably needed a hug, goes to the other side of the coin and writes fanfics on tumblr. this one is a little long so enjoy 😊

note 2: wrote the the intro while watching silverstone at 4am and i’m posting this on the 14th… let that sink in

you and your friend find yourselves on your couch once again, talking about the same topic… once again.

“sooo…” your friend pauses the show, turning to you. “his name is alex.” you say, picking up the remote to unpause the tv. your friend is quick to snatch the remote from your hands. “nuh huh. we are talking about alex right now.” she says, emphasizing his name.

you groan, “i mean, what’s there to say? we talked, exchanged insta’s-“ your friend cuts you off, “you have his account?!?! show me him!!” you roll your eyes “he hasn’t accepted my request yet..” your friend ou’s, “so he’s a private man? did you find out if he lives here?” you shrug slightly, “i dunno, i forgot to ask.” your friend groans dramatically, “let me see your guys text?” she says, extending her arm and holding her palm out, waiting for you to place your phone in her hand.

“you’re so annoying,” you say as you reach for your phone on the coffee table, unlocking it and going to imessages before giving her the phone. she says a small sarcastic ‘thank you’ as she begins scrolling up to the beginning of the texts. “imagine he’s like this rich cool guy” your friend says, emerged in your phone.

“err wrong.” you say, snatching your phone back from her hands. your friend huffs, “you suck at flirting by the way, and he left you on read??” you hit your friend in her arm. “literally shut up and unpause the show” your friend kissed her teeth, mumbling an ‘mkay’ as she reachers for the remote, unpausing the tv.

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your phone buzzes on your desk, taking your attention away from whatever you were doing.

@/alex23_a accepted your follow request.

@/alex23_a started following you.

@/alex23_a sent you a message.

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instagram

5:24 pm - july 2nd

alex : hey

alex : sorry for late reply’s i’ve been busy with work and what not

you : that’s okay! i was just worried you ghosted me lol

alex : who hurt you?

you : shhh 😭😭

alex : sorry if this is weird but i just went through your highlight and you’re beautiful

seen

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your friend picks up the phone on 4th ring, “hello? i saw you texted me SOS. is everything okay?”

you take a deep breath before responding, “okaysohefollowedmebackoninstagramandadmittedtogoingthroughmyhighlightsandthenproceededtocallmebeautiful.”

silence

“yeah i’m gonna need you to repeat that but a bit slower, mkay babes?”

you sigh, sitting down as your legs are now tired from pacing around. “he followed me back… admitted to going through my highlight… and then called me beautiful”

“what’d you say back?!”

silence

“no..” you friend says slowly, realizing that you didn’t say anything back… cause you left him on seen

“oh my god- it’s over, i fumbled.” you say, sinking into the pillows on your bed

“go respond! now!!!” your friend says before hanging up on you, not waiting for a response.

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5:30 pm

you : hi sorry for leaving u on seen i was freaking out

you : but thx sm

alex : 😂😂

alex : are you always easily flustered?

you : only when they’re good looking

alex : me?

you : maybe

alex : 👀

alex : so how was your day?

you : pretty boring tbh

you : i’m assuming yours was busy?

alex : yep, was traveling for work

you : ohh what do u do?

alex : woah take me out to dinner first…

you : it’s only funny when i do it 😒

you : will u at least tell me where you traveled to

alex : i’m actaully back in the uk

you : omg we should meet up

alex is typing…

you : if that’s okay with u ofc

seen

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“mate, are you okay?” carlos asks an alex that’s pacing back and forth. alex sighs loudly, taking a seat next to the concerned spaniard.

“there’s this girl…”

carlos laughs

“oh cmon, it’s not funny” alex protests

“whats her name?” carlos asks, putting all his attention alex

“um…” alex starts, rubbing the back of his neck and avoiding eye contact

“bro…”

alex winces, “i know, okay? just- let me show you our texts.” alex says, grabbing his phone from his pocket, unlocking it and handing it to carlos.

“you flirt like shit.” carlos states, handing alex his phone back.

“no here- look at our chats on ig.” alex says, handing the phone back into carlos’ hand.

“wh- you left her on seen?!”

alex rubs his hands over his face, “i know!! i’m not sure what to say. i mean- what if she doesn’t like me when she sees who i am?”

“she just liked one of your post.”

“huh?!” alex says, quickly snatching his phone back from carlos.

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@/youruser liked your post.

alex23_a

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liked by youruser, carlo55ainz, logainsar2, and 12 others.

alex23_a i don’t eat fast food but my flicks still popeyes 🥶

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logainsar2 caption was my idea, where’s my credit

alex23_a logainsar2 just let me have my moment

carlo55ainz alex23_a horrible caption, no matter who came up with it

alex23_a carlo55ainz smooth ‘brain’ operator

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“oh my god, i’m cooked.” alex says, tossing his phone into carlos’ lap and shoving his face into his hands again.

carlos puts the phone into alexs’ lap saying a quick, “you’re welcome” while getting up, patting his shoulder whilst doing so.

alex eyebrows furrow in confusion, not knowing what carlos did.

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5:42 pm

alex : yeah i’d love to

alex : sorry for leaving u on seen, i was freaking out

you are typing…

you : so who’s the flustered one now?

alex : 😒😒

you : where do you want to meet up? and when

alex : silverstone gp? maybe this new cat cafe? it’s called cats and dreams.

you : yeah that sounds nice

alex : and maybe tmrw?

alex : sorry if it’s too soon but i’ll be busy after that

alex : does that work for u?

you : yes! that actually works perfect

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“it does NOT work perfect” you tell you friend on the phone, pacing back and forth once again. “well then why’d you agree?” you groan at your friends response.

“oh my goddd, im so cooked.” your friend sighs heavily, “you’ll be fine, okay? you can improve over night if you need to, which you don’t… and plus you guys haven’t even established a time!”

you breath in and out, “okay, you’re right…”

silence

your friend sighs, “do you want me to come over to help pick an outfit?”

you let out a breath of relief

“oh my god, yes please, i thought you’d never ask”

“okay i have to go now, i’m actually employed” you roll your eyes, “i-“

“getting paid to review songs on spotify is not a job, do not start. i’ll call u later?”

“i’ll pick up” you say as you remove the phone from your ear, hanging up the call.

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“carlos!” alex shouts as carlos finally pick up the phone

“aye cabron, don’t yell at me”

“this is your fault! she said she wants to meet, TOMORROW.”

“how is this my fault again?” carlos asks, rubbing his temple with his free hand

“you texted her, as me! i- i don’t even talk like that!” alex says, pacing back and forth

“she wants to meet? tomorrow?”

“at- wait hold on.. hold on i’ll call you back in like 5 minutes!” alex says, hanging up the phone to going to your chats.

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5:53 pm

you : so what time works best for u?

alex : i was gonna ask the same thing 😭

you hearted a message!

alex : umm maybe 7:30pm?

you : that’s perfect!

you : are you sure you’re okay with this? you can say no if you want cuz ik it might be early

alex : yes

you : ??

alex : yes, i want to meet you

alex : sorry that sounds weird

you : LMFAOO

alex : don’t laugh 😭

you : bless ur heart

alex hearted your message!

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“call me one more time and i’ll block you”

“what? i- anyways, she said 7:30.. no i said 7:30 and she agreed” alex says, completely ignoring what carlos said

“congrats hermano, do you want a tie? maybe some dress pants?” carlos teases through the phone

“okay so one, you’re suppose to support me, and two, we’re going to this small cafe so i wouldn’t even need a tie… or dress pants.” alex states matter of factly.

silence

“god i’m so nervous, i- what if she sees me, and just.. i dunno, not like me? i know it’s stu-”

carlos cuts alex off, “it’s not stupid— and she’d be a fool not to like you”

alex sighs, raking his fingers through his hair, “do you really think that?”

“mate, you’re like the hot girl of f1”

alex laughs softly at carlos horrible attempt to reassure his nerves, “thanks, carlos. i’ll talk to you tomorrow?”

“anytime my friend.” carlos says, hanging up the call

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“7:30” is all you say once your friend picks up the phone.

“pm i suppose?”

you hum a yes in response

silence

“how are you feeling?” your friend asks, breaking the short silence

“i have no idea what to wear.. i mean, god, what if he sees me and just… doesn’t like me?” you say softly, afraid that if you say it too loud it’ll be true.

“quit that, he’d be a dumbass not to like you— and if he is a dumbass, i have a back up man.”

you laugh, “shut the fuck up, no you don’t”

silence

you laugh louder, “holy shit you do!”

“listen, i’ll come over to your place around 3:30, okay?” your friend suggests

you hum a yes. “thanks for.. everything, really.”

“please, this is the bare minimum-“

you cut your friend off, “maybe, but it means a lot…seriously, thank you.”

your friend sighs, “you’re welcome. remember, 3:30.”

“yeah, yeah. i’ll see you tomorrow.” you say, hanging up the call

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part 3 coming soon 🤫

[iammclovinn]

it’s been posted!

alex albon x fem!reader - number neighbors!

ok guys, since i posted the kimi antonelli fic i think it's time for me to work on my alex albon fic

due to the plot i chose, i don't want to rush it and have it be like unrealistic if that makes sense. so it might be pretty long in one whole part which is why i wanted to ask if u guys want two parts or one part.

pls vote 😇

[iammclovinn]

number neighbors!

summary: you decided to try out the number neighbor trend going around. (fluff & crack-ish) (proofread and lowercase intended)

pairing: alex albon (23) x fem!reader

content warning: reader is american, but her race isn’t defined (shout out to my fellow americans out there, we need love rn 🥀🇺🇸) this also might be bad cuz i’ve never written for alex before

parts: part 1 part 2 part 3

(m.list for this series)

note: based off this pin i saw on pinterest where this girl did the number neighbor trend and her number neighbor was chris evans 😭 also sorry for not being active, ive been going through some things

“you should do the number neighbor trend!” your friend pestered you, bumping her shoulder into yours. you groan, throwing your head back, “the last time i did it, the person had an android, and was an old person!” your friend rolled her eyes, “did you go up a digit or down?” you sigh, “up..” your friend bumps her shoulder into yours once again, “then go down! cmon! who knows, you might even be able to get yourself a man of some sort”

you roll your eyes, “ok fine, i’ll do it… but for you not for me” you say, caving in. your friend nods excitedly, “ok! make sure he isn’t an old man again..” you roll your eyes again, “he might not even be a man. hopefully it’s a girl so i can get a new friend and toss you to the curb…” you say laughing, resulting in your friend scoffing loudly, picking up a pillow and throwing it in your direction. you both laugh loudly as you hit each other with the throw pillows on your couch.

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7:43 pm - july 1st

you : hi, you’re my number neighbor

you : thank the heavens u have an iphone jesus

+44 (323) 156-8926 : what’s a number neighbor?

you : your phone number but the last digit is one up or one down

you : if that makes sense

+44 (323) 156-8926 : yeah

+44 (323) 156-8926 : you come here often?

you : LMFAO

you : yeah actually

+44 (323) 156-8926 : oh so you’re a cheater???

you : maybe ;)

+44 (323) 156-8926 : you’re in the uk? are you british?

you : WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETER 🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🦅🦅

you : i mean, no.. i just live here

+44 (323) 156-8926 : you left the us for the uk?

you : it’s kind of a long story

+44 (323) 156-8926 : i’ve got time

you : well, i got cheated on, he trashed my place, and turned ALL of my friends against me, so i just left

you : i still dk why i left but i definitely don’t regret it

+44 (323) 156-8926 : wow.

+44 (323) 156-8926 : that was not long at all..

you : shut up 😭

you : so do you live in the uk or?

+44 (323) 156-8926 : oh no, i just got my phone in the uk

you : are you also american?

+44 (323) 156-8926 : nope, british

you : ahh chewsday innit

+44 (323) 156-8926 : 😒

you : how many cups of tea do u drink in a day?

+44 (323) 156-8926 : do you think ur funny

you : i think i’m hilarious

+44 (323) 156-8926 : 😒😒

you : not gonna make fun of my accent?

+44 (323) 156-8926 : no, i’m mature.. unlike some here…

you : so what’s your name?

you : if this is getting pretty serious ;)

+44 (323) 156-8926 : alex

+44 (323) 156-8926 : and you?

you : woah take me out to dinner first 😳

alex : oh that’s not fair

you : who said anything about fair?

alex : alright then, will you at least tell me your age?

you : 28

alex : 29

you : unc

you : omg who said that…

alex : 😒

you : they weren’t lying abt the sassy man apocalypse were they…?

alex : yeah and you’re blocked

you : 🫤

you : was gonna wait until after dinner but, whats ur ig?

alex : right, cuz this is getting serious?

you : you’re telling me you don’t feel the tension through the screen?

alex : i mean…

alex : @/alex23_a

you : i just requested you

alex : i’ll accept later, i gtg though

you : awww, i’ll ttyl!

read at 8:10 pm - july 1st

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part 2 coming soon ;)

[iammclovinn]

me the first time i accidentally clicked queue instead of edit on my draft thinking i just posted my shit