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Star Wars ChatFic Chapter Three

Froggo: @Kote THIS IS YOUR CHAT. WHY ARENT YOU USING IT?

Froggo: also, I saw Fox earlier. Is he okay?

Foxy Foxy: I have never been better. Iam abdilutily Fine;;;;;;;;;

Bly Bly Butterfly: he’s not okay is he?

Foxy Foxy: FFFFIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE, I AM

T-Rex: hes not okay.

 Kote changed Foxy Foxy to Yoda Impersonator

 Yoda Impersonator: HEy whu di tou do thay?

T-Rex: how much have you had to drink Fox?

Yoda Impersonator: AN ALCOHOLIC, I AM NOT

Bly Bly Butterfly: first off, no one said that

Bly Bly Butterly: secondly. Yes, yes you are Fox

T-Rex: right that’s it. Im coming over. DO. NOT. MOVE!

Yoda Impersonator: okay, fine L

Yoda Impersonator:

Yoda Impersonator: .

Froggo: uh, okay…?

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 REXtra: I need to make a visit to see Fox.

REXtra: please behave. If you cant behave be careful and for the love of the maker don’t get caught doing anything you shouldn’t be doing

Tupperware: yes sir

CaptainObvious: cool. Question, does that apply to the general and the commander to?

REXtra: yes it does

PartyPooper: sir yes sir

SQUIRRLE: we can do anything we want if we don’t get caught

REXtra: im going to pretend I didn’t see that Hardcase

Rex’s Favourite: good luck sir

parSNIPS: is there any reason in particular that youre going to see Fox?

parSNIPS: anything I can help with?

Dumbass: yeah, sure. Then you can go out for a few drinks together, get drunk and confess your undying love for each other

parSNIPS: …

REXtra: FIVES. THAT IS EXTREAMILY INNAPROPRIATE OF YOU.

REXtra: I would never do something like its against regs and the jedi code and it would put both of us in trouble if we where caught not that its to say I don’t like Ahsoka I do shes  kind and funny and beautiful and smart and strong and beautiful and shes got really soft beautiful skin and shes beautiful and

REXtra: im leaving now

parSNIPS: um…okay…thank you?

Dumbass: MY SHIP HAS SAILED! REXSOKA FOR LIVE!

SQUIRRLE: hey, since the captains gone. Do you guys wanna play truth or dare

PartyPooper: absolutely not

Skyguy: yep, im down for that!

Skyguy: this is gonna be sooooooooooo fun

Rex’s Favourite: so immature. But do you know what, im feeling dangerous today. I’ll play

Dumbass: count me IN

CaptainObvious: heck yeah!

Tupperware: um… okay. I guess I’ll play too…

PumpedUpKix: ah, what the hell. Might as well

Skyguy: Snips?

Skyguy: are you playing?

Skyguy: @parSNIPS ?

parSNIPS: ugh, fine I’ll play

Skyguy: yay! I’ll go first

Skyguy: Hardcase. Truth or dare

SQUIRRLE: dare

Skyguy: I dare you to go up to the jedi temple, find Obi-Wan and pester him about Cody

SQUIRRLE: okay

  SQUIRRLE: that was easy

Skyguy: what did he do?

SQUIRRLE: his face went red and he kept walking away from me

SQUIRRLE: eventually I got bored and left

SQUIRRLE: Jesse. Truth or dare

CaptainObvious: truth

SQUIRRLE: is it true that when we were cadets you used spend almost every night in the bed as Kix because you were afraid of the dark

CaptainObvious: you know the answer to that, you were there!

SQUIRRLE: I know, but I want everyone else to know too

CaptainObvious: yes, okay. Its true, whatever.

CaptainObvious: general, truth or dare

Skyguy: dare

CaptainObvious: I dare you to shave your hair

Skyguy: okay. Consider it done

Skyguy: Fives truth or dare

Dumbass: dare

Skyguy: I dare you to break into the wolfpacks barracks and steel Wolffe’s spare eye

Dumbass: weird but I’ll do it

Rex’s Favourite: youre gonna die if you get caught

Skyguy: oh, and paint ‘woof woof’ on the wall above his bed in that blue paint you use to decorate your armour with

PumpedUpKix: great now we’re all gonna die

SQUIRRLE: death by wolfpack hahahhahhahaha

PartyPooper: I don’t know why you’re laughing, you’re going to die as well dumbass

 CaptainObvious changed SQUIRRLE to Dumbass2

 Skyguy: so…

Skyguy: are you gonna do it?

Dumbass: might as well

Dumbass: it’ll be fun

PumpedUpKix: if he beats you, I will not patch you up. I will not even let you anywhere near the things you need to patch yourself up.

Dumbass: Fair

Rex’s Favourite: fair

Tupperware: fair

Skyguy: fair

Dumbass2: fair

CaptainObvious: Fair

parSNIPS: fair

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 The Ferrell One: IJDUHWUDUBYDKKIKE

The Ferrell One: REX!

The Ferrell One: the next time I see your men, they’re dead!

Froggo: what did they do this time?

The Ferrell One: they stole my spare eye and painted ‘woof woof’ a wall in my room

Bly Bly Butterfly: hahahahhahahah they got you good

Bly Bly Butterfly: one of you remind me I have to congratulate them when I next see them

Froggo: @T-Rex @Yoda Impersonator

Froggo: you guys still alive?

Yoda Impersonator: yish. Fine is we

T-Rex: WHat he Said HEHHEHEHEH HAHAHAHAHAH

Bly Bly Butterfly: you were supposed to stop him, not join him you di’kut

T-Rex: oh well

The Ferrell One: your men are so childish

T-Rex: a( not new NEWws, 2( why did they do this Time?

Froggo: read the chat Rex’ika

T-Rex: oh, thry ifd that huh

T-Rex: fair enough

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 Dumbass: I did it!

REXtra: Woofle said he gonna die you with his pew pew thingy

Dumbass: uh, captain.

Dumbass: are okay?

REXtra: went yo StOP.

REXtra: foxy dwinking bad tings

CaptainObvious: that explains a lot

REXtra: anD I THOUght I Tolf YOU NOt to get caught

Dumbass: eh oh well

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Star Wars ChatFic Chapter Two

Not Rex’s Favourite: I’m baaaaack!

SQUIRRLE: that sounded so gay in my head

SQUIRRLE: not that theres anything wrong with gay Fives

SQUIRRLE: also…

SQUIRRLE: yay! Youre still alive!

Rex’s Favourite: He nearly wasn’t tho. Captain had to practically pry Dogma off him. It was a sight to behold.

PumpedUpKix: FIVES! I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD LEAVE THE MED BAY!

Not Rex’s Favourite: you also didn’t say I couldn’t

PumpedUpKix: GET YOUR ARSE BACK IN THE MED BAY NOW, OR SO HELP ME MAKER I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN YOUR BODY WHILE I NAME THEM

REXtra: I would get down there if I were you Fives. I have no control over him when he’s like this

Not Rex’s Favourite: yes sir. On my way

 REXtra changed Not Rex’s Favourite to Dumbass

 Dumbass: hey, what was that for?

REXtra: are you in the med bay yet Fives?

Dumbass: no…

REXtra: then what are you waiting you then. Get moving

    Tupperware: wow

Tupperware: I-I just I have nothing

SQUIRRLE: Tup’ika!!!!!!!!!!

Tupperware: ori’vod!!!!!!!

SQUIRRLE: can I ask you a question?

Cog: you just did ask a question vod

SQUIRRLE: I don’t like you any more Jesse

Cog: I was just saying…

 SQUIRRLE changed Cog to CaptainObvious

 CaptainObvious: HARDCASE!

Tupperware: Hardcase, what did you want to ask me?

SQUIRRLE: pwease may I do something with your hair…

SQUIRRLE: its really soft and fluffy and nice to touch and I don’t know I just really wanna braid it or brush it or something…

Tupperware: I would like that…

SQUIRRLE: I love you Tup’ika

Tupperware: love you too ori’vod

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 CC-2224 created a group chat

CC-2224 changed the group chat name to Batch Plus Rex

CC-2224 added CC-3636, CC-5052, CC-1010, CC-6454, CT-7567

 CC-1010: what is the meaning of this?

CC-3636: I have no idea

CC-1010: REX WHAT DOES CODY THINK HE IS DOING

CT-7567: why are you not asleep?

CC-1010: coz the chancellor cant be asked to do his own paper work. I have been trying to forge his signature for the 38 hours

CC-3636: you haven’t slept in nearly two days?

CC-1010: your one to talk, your up too

CC-3636: it’s the middle of the day where I am. Whats your excuse Rex?

CT-7567: Fives is refusing to go to the med bay and im currently distracting Jesse from attacking from attacking Hardcase while he’s braiding Tup’s hair

CC-6454: Does anyone find it ironic that Cody made this chat and he hasn’t even been on it yet

CC-6454: also can you all change your names the numbers are hurting my eyes.

CC-1010: you do it. Im busy. Surprise me

CC-36363: what he said

CC-6454: welp. You asked for it

 CC-6454 changed CC-1010 to Foxy Foxy

CC-6454 changed CC-3636 to The Ferrell One

CC-6454 changed CT-7567 to T-rex

CC-6454 changed CC-5052 to Bly Bly Butterfly

CC-6454 changed CC-2224 to Kote

Kote changed CC-6454 to Froggo

 Froggo: Hey!

The Ferrell One: that was one time

Foxy Foxy: mmmmm. You took a chunk out of a trainers arm when we were three because you didn’t want to go to sleep. You spent two hours chasing Ponds around our barracks trying to claw his eyes out because he took your “Blankie”. You kicked Cody off of your TOP bunk because he wanted to cuddle after he had a nightmare. You also bit Rex after Cody kidnapped him and you claimed it was because he needed “to be initiated” into our group. There is also that rumour going around that you bite any shiny that looks at you the wrong way.

T-Rex: so that’s what that mark was…

Bly Bly Butterfly: you don’t remember that?

Bly Bly Butterfly: you cried about it for days

Bly Bly Butterfly: you made Wolffe cry too, he was so upset at the fact that he thought he hurt you.

The Ferrell One: IJEIWJIHIWKPWPJDBWI

The Ferrell One: No fair, everyone else cried too. Sad Rex’ika is upsetting to see even now. Im like 90% sure we would ALL cry if we witnessed Rex’ika crying.

Froggo: are we gonna ignore the fact that the only activity Cody has had on this chat was to change my name to insult me?

Kote: yes, yes they are

Froggo: IJSIWDINDKOWJDINEJFF

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 Dumbass: does anyone know why the captain is laughing so hard his eyes are leaking?

Dumbass: its really starting to freak me out

Rex’s Favourite: Whatever it is, Fives. Its clearly none of your business otherwise he would have told you.

General Skywalker: that’s true, but I want to know too. It is rather creepy. Ive never seen him laugh so much

Commander Tano: let him be guys. Hes as relaxed as relaxed as hes been in a while

Cog: ooooooooohhhhh

Dumbass: and you would know that how Commander?

SQUIRRLE: rexsoka?

Dumbass: yes, my vod. Rexsoka indeed

General Skywalker: Snips? Whats that?

Commander Tano: I have absolutely no idea

 General Skywalker changed Commander Tano to parSNIPS

ParSNIPS changed General Skywalker to Skyguy

 Skyguy: @REXtra are you okay over there?

parSNIPS: youre literally sitting across the room from him. Why do you need to message on here.

REXtra: yes, sir. Im okay

Skyguy: you sure. You sound like you’re dying over there

parSNIPS: rex?

ParSNIPS: Rexter, you still alive over there?

Skyguy: we wont be hearing from Rex for a while. Kix had to take him away.

Skyguy: he fell on the floor laughing and couldn’t get up because he was having trouble breathing.

Cog: okay. Now I really want to know what was so funny

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Star Wars ChatFic: Chapter One

ARC-5555 created a group chat

ARC-5555 changed the group chat name to The 5 (Wooh) 1st

ARC-5555 added CT-7567, CT-6116, CT-5597, ARC-1409, CT-5385, CT-8008, CT-9642, General Skywalker, Commander Tano

ARC-5555 changed their name to A Five Is Speaking

 A Five Is Speaking: Sup peeps!

ARC-1409: Wow. I can’t believe you actually did it

CT-7567: Fives. What. Is. This?

A Five Is Speaking: It’s a chat sir

CT-7567: I can see that. But why?

A Five Is Speaking: Why not?

CT-7567: Fair

A Five Is Speaking: Does that mean we can keep it?

 CT-7567 changed their name to Rex

 Rex: Yes, I suppose you can keep it

A Fives Is Speaking: YES!

A Fives Is Speaking: I mean thank you sir

ARC-1490: Uh huh sure

 A Fives Is Speaking changed ARC-1490 to Echolocation

 Echolocation: Hey

 A Five Is Speaking changed CT-6116 to PumpedUpKix

A Fives Is Speaking changed CT-5597 to Cog

A Fives Is Speaking changed CT-5385 to Tupperware

A Fives Is Speaking changed CT-8008 to SQUIRRLE

A Fives Is Speaking changed CT-9642 to PartyPooper

 A Fives Is Speaking: There, that’s better

Echolocation: Speak for yourself

A Fives Is Speaking: I did

Echolocation: *facepalm*

A Five Is Speaking: srsly?

Rex: Enough please you two

Echolocation: yes sir sorry sir

A Five Is Speaking: okay L

Echolocation: Fives!

Cog: What the kriff is this?

A Five Is Speaking: it’s a chat

Cog: okay…

Cog: why is my name cog?

A Five Is Speaking: have you seen your face?

Cog: UHFJNWSIOISWU

Cog: rUDe

Echolocation: he’s not wrong tho

Cog: I thought you were supposed to be the good brother

Rex: they’re as bad as each other

Echolocation: hey, that’s not fair. Im not that bad!

Rex: no, your right. No ones as bad as Fives

A Fives Is Speaking: sir!

 Rex changed Echolocation to Rex’s Favourite

Rex changed A Fives Is Speaking to Not Rex’s Favourite

 Not Rex’s Favourite: INCEBPUEHINQJUSB

Not Rex’s Favourite: THAT’S NOT FAIR!

Rex: lifes not fair Fives, get over it

Rex’s Favourite: :)

Not Rex’s Favourite: :(

Commander Tano:  uh…

Commander Tano: I don’t wanna know

Rex: Commander, sir. I didn’t know you were invited

Not Rex’s Favourite: Suck up

Not Rex’s Favourite: Also, REXSHOKA!

Cog: Captain’s stood at attention when the Commander entered the chat! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Cog: 3uiijdoj3ie88yr983yhueubf HELP ME!

Not Rex’s Favourite: HE’S AFTER ME TOO!

General Skywalker: Rex, leave Jesse and Fives alone

General Skywalker: and what is Rexsoka?

Not Rex’s Favourite: nothing…

Rex: ITS NOTHING SIR, I SWEAR. NOTHING!

 General Skywalker changed Rex to REXtra

 REXtra: Sir, why?

General Skywalker: coz you’re so extra. Look at them capital letters

  SQUIRRLE: hey guys. What I miss?

SQUIRRLE: nvm

SQUIRRLE: hello

SQUIRRLE: anyone

SQUIRRLE: HEY. Why is my name squirrel

PartyPooper: because of your attention span. Now. Go. The. Kriff. To. Sleep.

SQUIRRLE: hahahahahahahahahahahah. Your name. look at your name

PartyPooper: that’s precisely the point

PartyPooper: HEY UHEDIEIDIEHIHEID. I AM NOT A PARTY POOPER

Not Rex’s Favourite: Party Pooper

PartyPooper: UHDUIEUDWBBHJWISJWJSI

SQUIRRLE: rip Fives