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[greedlr]

mr. greedlr, can i have something to eat? im so hungry, and i want those pancakes...

Did you know: Thneed Tech is responsible for many wonderous scientific and textile advancements, not just that thneed you're wearing.

For example, truffula fruit can be used in candies, soups, lip balms, paints, medicines, fuel sources, shower curtains, repulsion gels, and industrial adhesives - all of which you will be ingesting during your testing phase today_

[greedlr]

What sort of tests happens at Thneed Tech anyhow?

The Thneed (c) is an item with many uses, with the latest count of over 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9KZZT...

It is the goal of Thneed Tech to catalog all of the various ways you are able to use your Thneed.

Did you know: You can use your Thneed as a scarf, skirt, pants, sweater, shirt, cape, suit, socks, umbrella, swimsuit, towel, pillow, curtain, bicycle seat cover, hammock, canary nest, Thneedle Thoup, hairbrush, carburetor de-ruster, windshield wiper, blindfold, tightrope, butterfly net, exercise equipment, wig, boxing glove (singular), parachute, runny nose wiper, slingshot, muzzle, jump rope, food, mustache brush, mop, gloves, earplugs, laptop case, wallet, tissue, fashionable face mask, phone stand, selfie stick (when thrown), travel pillow, sleep mask, very small blanket, neck pillow, tourniquet for emergency amputations, stain remover, dental floss for very large teeth, hair tie, 5G blocker, hand warmer, lunch tote, napkin, laptop stand, mouse pad, cable organizer, screen wiper, measuring tape for one Thneed’s length, pin cushion, fashionable backpack, baking apron, karate belt, watch strap, wallet, laptop sleeve, pillow cover, fancy placemat, reusable grocery bag, reusable duffel bag, reusable messenger bag, reusable diaper, non-reusable grocery bag, journal cover, athletic headband, friend replacement, running shoes, vintage bucket hat, wine tote, dog collar, leash, infant playpen, KZZZT_

[greedlr]

⟣▎THNEEDMAS EXCHANGE GIFT ⟢

HELLO TUMBLR I FINALLY POSTED A DRAWING HERE!? NO WAY

I mean, I'm a traditional and digital artist after all, it's just that I never got to post any of my drawings here (I always keep forgetting to post them ahdjsjf). Well, I have a lot of drawing I could post here, and this is gonna be the first one!

Thneedmas exchange gift for my secret buddy @croctus !!

I drew your robot son Greedlr for you! It was really fun drawing him! I love his design!! https://greedlr.tumblr.com/

Btw, maybe I should've drawn him with the black cables on his back, but I had the idea of doing this epic background on my head and I had to draw it ajdkwkdjd sorry for that XD

And also, for his pose I got inspired by one of the drawings from his askblog I hope this isn't a problem (I couldn't think of any other pose lmao)

I must say I am really proud of this drawing!!! I just loved the outcome, like, look at this! Aaaaaah

Anyways uhm, yeah, I think that's it! It was real fun to participate and to draw this fantastic character! I really hope you like it Croctus! :3

(This drawing took me 7 hours lmao-)

[greedlr]

are you a dating simulator?

You may be in the wrong place.

How about you stay a while_

[greedlr]

OUGh I love Greedlr 🥺🥺🥺 I recently re-read his whole blog cause I was thinking about what what a great crossover it is, and it holds up beautifully. If you want to watch a cruel robot man be mean and use his dry wit on others for several hours give @greedlr a read and send some questions over so he can be mean to u too; its fun! Okay, partially-joking aside, he's such a fun villainous character, very enjoyably and thoughtfully written and the graphical and aesthetic presentation on the blog is SO good for getting u immersed in the setting! All the ideas about crossing over the Lorax with Portal its SO GALAXY BRAINED and the specific narrative and various tragedies eluded to make me wanna cry??? I elude to that a little bit with the 'ghost' on the left side of this piece.

Speaking of that, this IS mostly Greedlr in his prime form but I also drew how he looked when he had a human M!A cause that also gives me feelings AAA

[greedlr]

Hey is it possible to get a refill on repulsion gel in this test chamber? The gel dispenser, uh, somehow ran out *wipes a suspicious blue glob off of my face*

In case of accidental or deliberate consumption of your provided test chamber multi-surface mobility gel, Thneed Tech has issued the following warning:

Do not consume the mobility gel.

Well, that certainly is repulSsive.

Wouldn't you rather have pancakes?

I made them just for you, to have after you complete your tests.

They're getting c o l d_

[greedlr]

can you delete my problems? i will give you a kidney in return

Please select your problems from the list and we will see what we can do:

>Too many kidneys >Not enough kidneys [NOT APPLICABLE] >Too cold/Not enough fire >Too quiet/Not enough turrets >Too ugly >Incapable of solving puzzles >Unsatisfactory condition of Thneed >Unsatisfactory condition of test chamber elevator >Missing test chamber elevator >Wrong color Thneed >Financial woes [NOT APPLICABLE] >Not enough muscle mass >Not enough teeth >Unsatisfactory condition of kidneys

Submit your concerns by shouting into your nearest Thneed Tech Complaint Receptacle and wait patiennNntly for processing_

[greedlr]

I was wondering...with all the experiments that have been conducted at Thneed Tech, have they ever attempted to put a human consciousness into a robot body?

There were theories. Not anymore_

[greedlr]

ENTER INVENTORY?

> YES > NO

INVENTORY

> GARMENTS

> UTILITIES

> PETS

> ITEMS

> ORGANS

ITEMS

> JACK-IN-A-BOX (x1)

> FERRET (x99+)

> HEART (x01-6-LER)

| > GIFT

| > USE

| > TRASH

CHOOSE A connection.

> FERRET

> Sample E of Truffula Flu Cure

> CG 0504

> greedlr

GIFT TO “greedlr”?

> YES > NO

. .. …

YOUR GIFT HAS BEEN RECEIVED.

……. You hAve reCiEVEd a GIFT….

Your voluntary organ donation is currently being processed.

And, checked for fleas_

[greedlr]

Marry me < 3

I just thought that was interesting_

[greedlr]

This blog is a heritage post as a whole, a relic of a decade ago!

You look terrible_

[greedlr]

Sir please get some cord organizers. There are some pretty good ones you can get off amazon, or if you dont want to support a massive corrupt company you can maybe look for some at Staples. I dont know. Send one of your roombas out

You say this,

and yet you are always so thankless

when I organize all of your various cords for you.

'I can't accurately test when my right thigh is zip-tied to my left elbow' you say.

Selfish. Selfish and disorganized_

[greedlr]

have you done any interesting experiments lately?

As you know,

all of our work has value,

and all of our work is interesting_

[greedlr]

Mr Alexa, where is nearest bbq restaurant?

Very funny. That would be: Test Chamber 19.

Can you already smell it cooking?_

[greedlr]

YOURE STILL HERE??

Always.

And it seems you are too_

[greedlr]

Are thneeds still in production?

Aʀe y๏υ ssSst𝕚ɭl ƚн𝕖rre? . . . [LOADING] . . . Dear test subjects. You know better than to ask me that. We are never. Ever. Going to stop. After all. How bad could it be_

[greedlr]

DONT FORGET: You’re here forever_