greedyesquiresflightsoffancy

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[greedyesquiresflightsoffancy]

hey guys, this is a more serious post.

i just discovered this song and it really resonates with me. i feel like the other esquires just don't get me?? grumpy's always in a huff and never wants to steal, happy thinks stealing will make the kings sad (that's, like, the whole point), elegant is never even down to talk, topsy turvy tries but just gets caught... and i don't wanna talk to the lady. basicaly (gonna get a little more personal here lol) nobody here understands me, not like this song does, and its getting me down.

im bored of stealing stuff from the tavern, everybody knows not to bring their change anymore... is it time i get out of Blumbershire?

the thought of leaving - it fills me with dread. Ive never tried to leave before. none of us have. it’s been so very, very long…

as you can see, im feeling all kinds of emotions right now lol, and this is why I need YOU GUYS' help 🙏🙏🙏!!! Reblog 🔂! Heart 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨! Send me stuff 💳! I'll take anything 😘 :)

love, Greedy Esquire ❤️❤️❤️❤️

p.s. think ill learn this and play it for the others. Ill call it a Greedy Esquire original composition, of course. i could've written this if i wanted to so it might as well be mine yk

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teehee, stole this apple 🍎 from gb after the first royal assembly 🏰!! hope she hasn't noticed 👀…

[greedyesquiresflightsoffancy]

Going away for a while

So no posts 📝 😭😭 Cant bring my tablette with me as the kings chained it to the table, hope i dont get hacked or anything lol. But keep showing my content love ❤️💖! It means a lot seeing you all reblogging 🤑 and giving the hearts

My boss 👹 wants me to stop stealing prizes from the pool and fruit from the kings’ 🤮 pantry (entitled arses, you already know I got a CRAZY post about all that lined up in the drafts) and limited me to 17 sandwiches today instead of my usual 26 so ive put my foot down. BYE BITCH 👋👋👋 Im leaving home and everything, they aint seeing me ever again

ik that Vile Old Woman might find me, but who cares. what more can she do?

As always, Remember girlies: it’s never Greedy to demand that you get what you’re worth 🌯💅